Maximilian (DayZ)

i find a well placed can does wonders to rustling jimmies

After my 1000 zombie kill I got ganked by some asshole hiding like a snake in the grass. Ive got to thank him though, he has set me free. I got so mad when he killed me something inside snapped and made me realise that I've been spending way too much time on this game. I've walked Chernarus at least 4 times, been everywhere, driven cars, killed players, been killed, got the gucci guns etc. This game had me by the balls and I didnt realise that until I lost it all. So I'm gonna take a brake and do some assignments that are due next week and become socialable again, mabye even earn a little money. After all that being said, I'll probably be back. Mabye around V2 or when Arma 3 comes out, whichever comes first lol. This mod is like cocaine.

And if the exploded double rainbow posts about how much they hate PVP they should be given infinite humanity and be turned permanently into a fish

cheers Rocket for the quick response! Do you ever sleep? hahaha

So today I managed to get into a server and I spawned where I last was which was inside a barracks on the north west airfield. I went to run out when I noticed there was barbed wire in the doorway, and no matter what I did (I also had the toolbox) I couldn't get out of this baracks, all good though since I'll just switch server , get out of the barracks and go back to my usual server. Can I suggest that if we have a toolbox that we have the ability to move these things? people can place them in really bad spots (ie in front of doorways, in my case which did nothing to the zombies walking right through it anyway)

Ah cool, good to know that. Too bad about the backpack thing.

I remember the days when xtra would host gameservers. damn, but yeah if you guys set up a donation page myself with a lot of other happy kiwis and aussies would happily donate!

So today I became a bandit! It put me at -300 humanity and within a short amount of time I reached 170 humanity. Am I supposed to be switched back to normal player skin? Or is the switchback humanity level at like 1000? Also I lost all my stuff in my backpack when I was switched to Bandit, thought that was fixed? (Well the server did crash right when this was happening so that might have triggered a bug)

Oh MAN HAHAHAHAHA that actually made me laugh so hard right now Sa-mantra your first pic must have a great story behind it!!

i <3 u dayz even with all your faults and flaws

I call this one simply: Flare Stalker adjusted to remove the nonsense in the chatbox lol

THANKYOU!! you dont know how many times ive told people this ingame hahaha

Why don't all you Americans use American servers? Better ping, same timeframe (day and night) and best of all you guys get to hear your own accents! The Auzzie one must piss you guys off right? There are plenty of US slots so why connect to a server on the edge of the planet?

Date/Time: 21 April, around 3pm (NZ) What happened: I pitched a tent outside Berezino and went in to loot the town. While it saved the gear I put in the tent when I returned from looting Berezino, the tent had dissapeared when I disconnected then reconnected an hour later. Where you were: Berezino What you were doing: Looting and storing gear. Every tent except one that I have placed near Zelenogorsk has never saved any of my gear after reconnecting. Either someone really likes looting a lot of meat and cans of sardines or the server just completely forgets it. The only tent that has saved is bugged in that it has saved my gear from one point about 2 weeks ago. It will remember that I have 1 crossbow and 1 bolt, i'll take it out into my inventory, disconnect and reconnect then I have the crossbow and bolt in my inventory + the tent would have magically have the same thing in its inventory as if it never left. I cant place anything in that tent either or it will dissapear after reconnecting.