Ayy baby.

Because I dont want to run for 1 hour up north to find nobody there and lose my character randomly.

inb4 many tears of kids who got sniped at Balota.

I actually had a duel, I spawned in near factory on a dead server not expecting to see anyone and went into one of the barns to see another guy in there who got his baseball bat out when he saw me (I had a spanner). I shouted 'gladiator duel to the death, 1v1 me right now' and we both charged at each other and ended up knocking each other out at the same time. There are no winners in war.

I run 25FPS with a 2.0GHz and GT540M on higher settings than you LOL.

GIVE ME My M4 BACK, You aimed at me first so this was ALL your fault.

Ayy babby says hacks

Ayy bby thinks thats a shit situation to be in #LOL

So I was at berezino and some man who is a new so we shout stand still and drop your pants this is a hostage situation if you resist we will kill you and he runs off shouting no thanks we had no ammo so we could not shott him but he run away into the town and we lose him as he lagg all over map like harry potter what did I do wrong I dont get it I was armed how can he say no help me Ps he was also yelling at me calling me a faggot which made me very angry so I wanted to kill him

I already own the elektro police clan but we kill anything on sight (apart from zombies justice4ladyzombie).

hello my friend has his axe out so he would eat axe and not steal

hello I am russian

I'm a gay guy and have been for around 5 years now, my parents and close friends know this. I never had huge amounts of worries coming out to them as I'd been though stuff with them and knew they'd accept me for who I am. I don't know why but I feel more nervous and more anxiety about coming our to my current current clan I play with on DayZ. We have started using teamspeak and coming out with my slightly camp male voice makes me feel uncomfortable now since I I dont want people to judge me. Organised clan events are becoming draining now just from pretending to be something I'm not. I'm really worried about losing my clan spot because of this. Does anyone have any advice or has been in this situation before? Wasnt quite sure what forum to put this in.

I might make a new clan called GayZ the first gay friendly clan.

Why is your channel called WillisInHD when your videos are 240p?

Thanks guys.

Hacked, thats what you get for downloading hacks.

Ok I told my clan and 2 people left as they didnt want to be lead by a 'fag'.

So im not a brony?

What is a brony.

nty, I want to bathe in the blood of my enemies.

Hi the Walords of Kamenka gild is reborn and open to anybodoy who want to join us in our crusuade agains every other town in dayz (like elektro and chernor). we work as a strong team together to defeat any other person who dears to attack kamenka. we currently do not have a server because we cannot afford to pay one now (credit crunch tehehe)... we are lookin for 4 more people to help us fill our rooster (no russian tho, can not undetstand russian ppl lol)... plz reply here if you are interest in joining warlords of kemenka to make kemenka a better place!

As you may have noticed that its impossible to find food and water on this game unless you want rotten food which kills you anyway so I have resulted in killing people and bathing in the blood of my enemies. Tonight I acquired a M4 silenced which I made myself and I went on a night-time rampage leaking people leaking with no idea how eventually to die so I could loot them. Twice I found that randomly if I log out to move server I log back in to find I have lost everything, what witchcraft is this???

So turned on right now.

Enjoy saving another 3 months worth of pocket money for the game again LLLOOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllo

Just Dayz being Dayz, such an unstable game.