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We are a professional, effective squad of killers who have been playing DayZ since its existence(said in a really badass voice) :lol: . We are looking for more players like us to build a squad of around 10, there is 3 of us already. People may question our ability due to our name that is Narwhalls but we chose this name to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies, we will dine on their dead corpses. P.S despite the jokey nature of the clan we are a serious, effective, deadly, cool, badass, sexy, narwhally, team. DUM DUM DUM DUM DUDM DUM DUM WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL IS IT A MONSTER NOOO ITS THE NARRWHAAAALL CLAN. Clan requirements: All players in the clan are required to speak the queens English. Must of played for the duration of at least 1 year. Must be 14 or older. This is a bandit clan so only bandits are allowed in. YOU MAY OF HEARD OF US ON OTHER SERVERS WE ARE QUITE FAMOUS DUE TO THE COUNTLESS PLAYERS WE HAVE KILLED AND ADMINS WE HAVE IMPERSONATED.

My friend and I were venturing into the wilderness of chernarus when were ruthlessly killed by this gang of bandits. They taunted us for ages... We were thirsty for revenge. We saw the admin names on the server login page therefore we changed our names to them. Threatening to ban them they came into cherno to meet us where we told them to drop all there supplies to see if they were hacked however we had a different plan in mind. We quickly picked up there guns and put a bullet through all of their skulls, ever done anything like this? If so please tell us in the reply area because we feel kinda bad. P.S some of you may think this is cheating or abusing but we were simply using are surroundings to our advantage like a true hunter.

Are the rest of your class morbidly obese?

Hey guys! :D I was just wondering, wouldn't it be cool if you could spawn anywhere on the map? instead of just on the coast all the time? And in the SA i would love to see a different player spawn system so you could spawn as a fat guy and not run as fast as other people or you could spawn as a skinny person or muscly person and each person has different abilities. Of course there could be problems with this, with people killing themselves until they get the muscly player >:( or the one they prefer but maybe they could make it so the fat player has better aim with a gun or something like that :o and the muscly person has worse aim but he can carry more loot because he's stronger B) . Also you know how they have the male or female option at the beginning of a server to choose your gender people could choose if they want to be skinny, fat or muscly. And it could be like difficulty settings, perhaps if you want to play the game more hardcore you'd play as the fat guy because hes at a disadvantage.. So yeah i just thought this would be cool because on DayZ everyone looks the same apart from there faces unless they've got camo so it would just make more variation and make people look better however i do know there adding in clothes to standalone so perhaps that will make people look more different. Thank you for your time! :lol:

Name: Christian Hall Steam name: Karatekids300 Age- 14 Skills: I can fly a helicopter, I can snipe, i know how to use all the mil dots and zeroing etc.. I've been playing DayZ for about 6 Months. I can Navigate my way around Chernarus without a map and I live in England. My favorite weapons are sniper rifles, I like them all But i also enjoy big heavy machine guns. Other: I'm generally a bandit and i like working with other bandits. i can Shoot well and be precise, I don't get nervous under pressure and if i get accepted i will look forward to playing with you. I also Play on Balota buddies, my in-game name is Optic_Vithu. :thumbsup: Ex: im 14 so im on usually when my school finishes which is 3 ish but sometimes i can only come on around 4 due to homework. Im online all weekends and regularly play DayZ. I'm free on all school holidays. :D PS. Look forward to playing with you if i get accepted! :lol: :beans: :emptycan:

Name: Christian Hall. Ingame name Karatekids300 Age: 15 Sex: Male Division you want to join: I would like to be the infantry division as the captin Why do you want to join? (if stealth force, be sure to write as much as you can): Because i love the idea of thinking tactically, having a team and a objective. I have always been a team person and i am a great leader. im a good shot and can be stealthy. I take my game slowly, tactically and do as much as i can to avoid been detected. If im not worthy of been the infantry captain i will just be in it, i don't have to be a captain. I think this clan has great potential and im willing to dedicate my days to help it. Are you calm in tight situations and can you follow orders? I am calm after all it is just a game, i dont get twitchy or nerverous. I can follow orders but i usally shoot first and ask questions later. Better safe than sorry as my old friend once said. In division such as stealth force, can you work well together and attack quitely and effectively?: Yes i could. I have had many hours sniping and if you needed a sniper in your clan im your man. I can take out 3 man teams in a matter of minutes. I can work well together and i would attack quietly. Im not the sort of person who charges in guns blazing unless thats my order Do you have a mic: Yes and it is very clear

Name: My name on DayZ Juba in real life its Christian Hall Age: 16 TeamSpeak Name: SkullCrusher Mic?: My mike is good i have alienware Why do you want to join?: Sick of been a lone wolf Experience in game 1-10: 8 Timezone: England Bio: ? In game Name: juba How long have you ben playing dayZ mod and or arma? 1 years How often do you play a week? 10 times Any questions about the clan? Friendly or bandit clan?

Hello Ladies and gentlemen of DayZ! :lol: I am looking to make a DayZ team/clan! We will communicate through skype, play the game seriously but still have fun and be a generally friendly clan however if we get bored of been friendly we can hunt other players! :huh: I am creating this clan for all ages because im sick and tired of reading all these clan recruitment pages and them all saying you have to be 16+. I will take on noobs to pro's. I myself am experienced in DayZ and am willing to help the less experienced. Once i have 5 members we will find a server based on what we want. Personally i would want to go on a server with lots of vehicles and players and a debug moniter. If you are looking to join just post on this topic. My skype name is Karatekids300 add me if you would like to join! :D thankyou for your time and look foward to playing with you soon! :D

I was born and raised in England. And i would love to join you! should i create an account on your website or add you on skype or what?

Hey guys, my name is juba in DayZ and i'm looking for a team i could join. I'm experienced and have been playing DayZ since it first came out. After days of been a lone-wolf ive decided this isn't the life for me, i'm a team player. I can be whatever your group/clan wants me to be from a medic to a sniper. I'm great at scavenging and know where all the spawns are for the best sniper rifles, cars and guns. I have team speak 3 and am willing to play as bandit or hero. My age is: 14 Skype name is: Karatekids300 (Christian hall) I would appreciate it if someone were to accept me into there group. Ps. I like to have a joke around but yet still play seriously.