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I'll upload a video of our shootout. Its hilarious. We both run out of ammo and just go 'ohshit' and run in the opposite direction.

fuck tumblr, sub to dean hall (rocket) on youtube sub4freeass

The bridge was intact. I fell onto it and died.

Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna die, I hug a zombie. It takes them like 15 minutes to successfully hit me down, unconscious. The AI can't successfully eat me while I AFK in an open field. ;-;

Here is what I want to know: If I were to fire a gun in an area with some zombies, would the zeds be locked onto me, or the position where I fired? It would be realistic for them to rush to the origin of the sound, but if I were to get out of the area quick enough, would I be able to get out without zed on my back? In the Walking Dead comics, they usually fire a round then get the FUCK out of there, because if they stay for even a minute they'll have the dead on them. So.. answer?

fuck kamenka debug plains are a better spawn than that shit

Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna die I look at pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker Unlike zombies, it only took 0.0000000000000005 seconds to kill me AI is worrying

Found two of them on a Namalsk server.

I just want to ring the dinnerbell in Cherno, then get the fuck out of there and watch from the hills with my binoculars.

Personally, I think the OP's friend's ban was incredibly.. uncalled for. He was using it to create entertaining content, not nuke servers and spawn in snipers and go godmode so you can 'l33t snipz' the noobs and cum in your hands at your aimbotted headshots.

Hello, fellow survivors. I am here to tell you that your paranoia of others ISN'T uncalled for. There are plenty of rational reasons to be afraid or untrustworthy of another survivor. If you feel they are leading you to a trap or waiting to kill you, mug you, or even is some cases sexually violate you, there are appropriate responses: -Ask the person to leaves; Tell him/her you want to part ways. If they refuse, threaten them at gunpoint. If they raise their gun at you, do not be afraid to shoot. Sadly, if they refuse to leave, they are most likely trying to get you into a vulnerable position. -There is always the (inhumane) tactic of shooting them and asking them later, but this is.. frowned upon. -You can tell them it is time for you to go and leave the server. They may attempt to kill you while you are aborting, so make sure to take precautions. Leave without warning, hide in a building while you two were 'splitting' up for more efficient looting. If you are suspicious of another survivor, do not push your paranoia away. Use it to your advantage, and remember: DON'T PANIC!

It is repulsive that all of these people are replying with advice of 'KOS' and such. Seriously, I let unarmed players go. Sometimes I even help. No need to shoot a new spawn. That means they have to load in again.

Bein a redneck, I need the gun I use in real life. What do ya traders want for it?

It's 'common' spawn, atleast that is what the wiki says.

You are one of the people KILLING this mod.

Hello, survivors. I'm here to tell you that you shouldn't treat a vehicle like a toy. If you do, it will explode. The explosion will be very loud, will destroy your car, and will MOST LIKELY kill you. Then you don't have a vehicle or a life. Good day.

stop with the shit, it smells On topic: I posted this after crashing my redneck truck and losing my double barrel shotgun along with sexy buck teeth.

So, I was playing on this DayZ Namalsk server, 2/50, only one I could fine. Was just me and this 'Destructor' or something guy. So, I'm running from a zombie, trying to lose him in the woods, when suddenly flashes of white light start appearing on my screen, with a sound that was a mix of thunder and an explosion. I nudged it off as lightning, new to the mod. Then it sped up, and then the SKY WAS RED! When I went to capture this on camera, I tabbed back in to myself.. dead. What the hell just happened? Did I get.. nuked?

Alright, members of the DayZ forum, I'm looking to build my own gaming rig to support most games and especially DayZ. Something that is affordable, but doesn't force me to run on very low. Any suggestions?

Oh, shit, lol.

A guy was following me in a truck. I thought he was running me over. Then he got out of the truck. So in fear, I rushed him and put an axe in his head. Then I looked in the chatbox: 'im trying to run over the zombies hey im friendly lets loot the town together' ;-;

All these people complaining about the hatchet being hard to use, when I, a new player, can hit zombies with one, solid swing.

I have the sudden urge to run into the middle of Cherno and micspam 'I'M THE SCATMAN' and see how long it takes for me to get player-killed.

Okay, first of all- I'm all fine with these Private Hive servers and stuff having players spawn with say, makarovs, but sometimes they really cross the line. I just got DayZ a while ago, after seeing all the heart-pumping videos. Expecting that experience, I installed using DayZ Commander. I joined some servers and after playing on two, I went on another. Instead of being greeted with a simple makarov or nothing when I spawned, it threw me a huge backpack, a winchester shotgun, a G17, a bunch of ammunition, bandages, a hunting knife, a map, and many essential survival tools. I left after a bit, feeling as if I was playing unlegit. Afterwards, I joined another and this time it threw me in with an FN FAL along with ammunition. Frustrated, I left. I joined another server to spawn with an M14A1 and a revolver. Once again, I quit. The next server I joined was worst. I was greeted with a ghille suit, a sniper rifle, a silenced M9, 5 bandages, essential survival tools, and plenty- PLENTY- of ammunition. Are other people experiencing this problem? It gives me a bad taste in my mouth. If most servers are like this, I'm not going to like most servers, or am I just having some bad luck? I want to play the mod I saw on the forums, not a game where I run around with guns I didn't earn and mess around.

I was looting a small warehouse area near a town, with a barn and a slaughterhouse nearby. I looted the slaughterhouse first, finding three hatchets- I only picked up one. I also found a Lee Enfield, but it glitched and disappeared after trying to put it in my backpack. I was a bit saddened to lose my new Dinnerbell, but I just continued on with a hatchet. As I was looting the barn, I saw a prone, unarmed bandit skin. I approached, noticed it wasn't moving, and realized it was dead. It was fresh, too. Everything was stripped from his body, so I stepped up the stairs. As I walked down the stairs, in a fit of stupidity and a lagburst... I FELL AND BROKE MY LEGS. After a while of moving from building to building in prone, I heard someone chat in direct communication. I turned on my mic and tried to sway them to help me, insisting I had killed a bandit in the barn, telling them that his corpse was there for him to see. After a while, he responded, and slowly approached me. He didn't have any morphine, sadly. So instead, I asked him to put me out of my misery, and then I got an axe in my head. Heheh.