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Chainsaws are incredibly loud and will: A. Give away your position to both zombies and survivors B. Use valuable fuel Chainsaws are a horrible weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse. :/

I'd shoot you. I have no problem with you bronies, but I hate it when they invade everything. If they were to seep into DayZ, I'd be a bit pissed, no offense. basically keep your damn milk outta my cereal

I'd want to be a massive, bullet-proof robot so I can just walk around slowly and when someone shoots me, I can just point and laugh as their bullets do nothing.

Yeah, plus chainsaws are incredibly loud and will: A. Give away your position to both zombies and survivors B. Use valuable fuel Chainsaws are a horrible weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse. :/

Anti-Material Weapons aren't needed. This is a zombie apocalypse, not a war. I don't care if you want to show off your sniping skills by killing other players who can't see or hear you. Personally, I would never fucking snipe on this game. Why? Which of these situations provides more 'fun'; -Sitting in a bush on top of a hill, waiting for a survivor to pass by for you to shoot. -Going through a city, constantly checking your corners, keeping your six covered, and making sure to not be spotted. I'd go with option 2. It provides more excitement and tension then just whistling and drinking a soda while you point at some poor sap and click to kill.

I was watching a video on Youtube, and in the description was this long thing about DayZ. I skimmed through it to the information on the Standalone, and this caught my eye; At first DayZ Standalone version will cost 15 EUR , then it will be updating. But when you update you will have to pay small amout of money if you want to get your version updated, you will still be able to play on unupdated servers if you don't pay for updates, but ofcourse with new updates comes more awsome things, so I recommend you paying for updates. I hope this is not fucking true. There is no reason for us to have to pay for damn updates. Even if it is only, say, 5 EUR, that is still just, un-needed for. The game will most likely do great and sell a shitload of copies. I really hope this is just some bullshit rumor on some bullshit video to spark some drama. Please, tell me if this is true or not.

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Ok, here is some real bullshit. Not only is the video a copy of Rocket's Mod trailer video, it has moderated comments. Comments have to be approved, meaning anyone who posts a comment about it being an exact copy of the mod's trailer won't get their comment shown. I'm pretty sure he is just trolling people. I hope he doesn't have ads on his video. I wouldn't know, I have adblock.

Thank you. I don't want to think, "Maybe I should wait til the game is done to buy, so I don't have to pay the current version." Trust me, I wouldn't fucking buy the game when it released if I had to pay for updates. :/

The video is highly fishy. For one, it is the mod's trailer with Standalone stamped on the fucking title for views. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSmRMd9XhsM I really hope this guy just threw in that bullshit to mess with people.

Everyone, just because the game got delayed a slight bit does not mean DayZ SA is turning into the new Episode 3. atleast i hope not

I offer them some free ass. Then, of course, when we're in the tent, I pull out my gun and shoot them. <3

All I want is lower specs. If the requirements are the same or only slightly lower than Arma 2's, I'm gonna be pissed. I want to be able to run this game, at least at 30 FPS. :/

I stole a guy's truck, than I crashed the truck into the railroad tracks. Ba-boom!

STOP USING THE WORD

I want to shoot you, OP. A server that spawns you with a sniper rifle. I don't know to thank you for keeping the PVP kiddies at your server, or hate you for adding another shitty Private Hive which spawns you with end-game gear for some stupid fucking reason.

I would boil water, but I wasted all my matches looking down the well.

Lots of servers I join have highly- and I mean highly- abusive admins. One even ADMITTED over side chat he spawns in guns (including DMRs) for himself because 'he paid for the server, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants'. Though he says he doesn't kill players with it, it still means he has a gun he spawned in using his powers which he can use in PVP, if someone were to attack him. Abusive admins are more common than hackers, since they're usually out in the open about it. They don't necessarily hide their actions, they just tell people they can do what they want. This is a problem, as, if a normal player were to kill an abusive admin or owner, that player will probably spend the rest of the day dealing with that butthurt admin or owner using the control panel to track him down and kill him with some freshly spawned firearms. Thoughts?

OP, come with me, friend, we're gonna go on a trip, pal. We'll get your zombies on ea- I mean, we'll get them walking in no time. Just come to me, to this nice, cozy, futuristic room with walls padded with cushio- I mean, pillows. We'll get you what you want in no time. While we're at, put this jacket on too. It has a lot of straps, but it is nice and cozy. It feels really soft. Let me put it on for you, pal, okay, there we go, friend.

/gets shot 6 times with Beretta M9 /bandages myself and eats cow, entrails, organs, and all /12000 blood

no PC is superior consoles are inferior HEIL PC!!!1

Hey, I'm looking to play DayZ with some people. You don't have to be experienced, you just have to not be a dumbass. My Steam Name is: One-Eyed Carl Add me, and we'll talk. See you in the ruins of Chernarus.

Roleplay is slow-paced and relaxed. DayZ is fast-paced and exciting. Sadly, this will probably not work. Other players will most likely just shoot you while you try to perform your actions or talk with them. :/

No, no, no, I don't care if they're infected, I want them GOD DAMN scary. I don't care, I just want them frightening.

He is talking to me.