Ninja_Meh

anyone moaning about zombies needs to wath dean halls talk at rezzed. bohemia bought out a WHOLE studio who specialise in PATHFINDING and all sorts MAINLY for the zeds... i knew they had some tricks up their sleeves regarding this topic of development but what dean said in rezzed really should get everyone to calm down. for those too lazy to google information (which after reading this thread through from start you can see is a hell of a lot of people) and

duracell bateries have a charge left feature, maybe they should implement that lol so as not to have to lick the batteries always to see if they are full. instead just a use battery item on some that actually gives an exact indication of the bagteries over all charge just saying, if we wanna go down the "people crying realism" path

all good Elle gave me a nice m4 all kitted and we found me a hunter bag and some extra gear in a milli spawn in the end, so she effectively saved your arse from a cd key ban ;) lmfao fucking told you didnt i as soon as i let that shot off and heard return fire in airfield, i shud of just run back to berezino to help freshies and never tried to go for an easy loot run, on a server with a million milli second ping, thats like 10 second ping man. that shits dangerous even if ther is no players (clearly cos i got eaten by a zombie i couldnt even see or hear ) lol

well shit if you wanna meet me at elektro power station and take a trek BACK to nwaf and see if we cant get something of mine back before the ONLY other guy there rapes my loot then sure, i have literally nil playing partners steam name ninja_o_burisuta

dooooooooood i cant even open doors or anything in this server :( oh man i knew i shoudl of stayed in bere with my fuckin axe and mah gun...... fuck saaaaaake can you please save my gear for me from this isaac guy at least ???

looooook and now theres some guy in there i hate you so much right now..... that was my best loot run ever and you gones and gots me killed due to super ping out.... fml pweeze gwab my body loot

seriously man..... my body is like down at the meeting point opposite the kind of mini comm station, near the industrials... :'( i knew that would happen as soon as i lost session cos i was being chased by invizombs

irish...... i hope you just saw what you got happened to me....... can you go to my corpse and try loot me or some thing when i logged back in a zombie was already beating me to death and when i moved i was dead....

gaaaaaaah connection lost hahahaha and its only me and you in there lmfao.... oh dear rejoining

ugh, if its american i have no chance connecting fuck

this better not be a reeeeeally drawn out bandit trick, cos ill do whatever it takes to get your key banned forever MOAR if it is lawl

dont forget that you can lick the battery, for ultimate survival realism :P you never know when lickin g batteries might save you from a wall hacking infinite respawning z with radar memory

just so your guys dont shoot me, i am actually now carrying an empty m4, a mosin with a broken scope and a fire axe, im a vietnamese ninjah in a boony hat and a uk assault vest from whats i gooked some bastard back in nam :) so its a little bit worn out pls make sure they dont gank me i only have a rifle in hand as i cant keep two on my back ;) i wont kill no one till rules says i can then they are all screwed

im pretty sure skill building will be implemented, if its not so complicated they need a nuclear physicist to code it. there was always talk of having skills that you get better at the more you do them and longer you stay alive, so as to increase the desire to not run around KoS'ing for the most part and also to encourage team play, you cant rambo it and do everything, if your only good at bandaging your pals

:P dood i literaslly never fired a gun in sa, never needed to im not that guy, but fuck me i just scared the shit out of myself and some other random dude lmfao, it was like i shot BANG, 2 seconds later as if to say HI there was an answer shot. i think it was more of a heads up on my firing than a shot at me cos i didnt get any kind of visual feedbnack to signify it was aimed at me, i presume if you take fire you get the suppressed (flash to saturated white) colour briefly to let you know DEM BULLETS NEARLY KILLEDS YOU

loooool, as if, ran all the way to nwaf, and bare in mind iv had this game for well over 3 months (had mod for some time now) and 1) never gone to nwaf since buying standalone after what happens in mod when u get there, 2) never fired a shot from a gun in my life in standalone, im a melee wielding helpful friendly type 3)get to nwaf on a server of about 6 people and some how accidentally fire off the mosin scaring the shit out of myself 4) instantly get return fired upon and manage to get some where in some bushes and log out for this bloody event..... i knew i should of stayed in bere, this can only get worse XD

??? ok the time for me in norway is 20 past 8, how long till game commence

how long to get there ??

and a coveted tin opener fuck me, im coming just for some ammo

LOL now have mosin plus broken pu scope and ammo and an m4 and an axe......... wtf

as if, i just found then an axe in a shop and ttsko pants in a house.... fuck the event, im playing the hunting games

i cant enter now just respawned at bere, hit the school in wood yard, found assault vest food drink machete prisitne m4 and defib GTFO that never happens, on way to airfield to attempt to get some ammo and kill whoever wins as if that ever happens normally, find m4 in a school.... only in dayz when u least need it

ok im logging in to suicide and hopefully find myself on the way up, i need mah hoe man, gotta have dat hoe yo

without wanting to sound like "that dick guy in the corner" most of the nice comments here seem o be from guys who have very little life, and want to be seen to be nice to you cos your a girl, and well,,,, they probably dont meet many girls, let alone that play dayz as for NOT GOING TO high risk areas...... meh fuck dat high risk = high risk for a reason. just go there with your wits about you and preferably an axe and a gun for back up. on the subject you mentioned of not knowing how to gain blood naturally, THIS IS MASSIVELY important for new players to know as it is also the only real way to gain good blood without needing a team mate or trusting randoms to be friendly firstly eat a fuck tonne of foods (apparently rice is best, yet i only have this guidance from people on forums who tend to go by the i said it so it must be trues method of thought) i personally achieve it with any amount of foods you just gotta spam it till your not showing any signs of hunger. next slowly but surely spam a water fountain or your canteen, once your character is full on both your status indicators show green and say "hydrated" and "energized" at this point i then eat just enough that i get a new status in yellow which reads something like "full" or "Stuffed" at this point pretty quickly you wil regain full colour vision and your blood goes up again. also you missed in the things that open cans "HACKSAW" really useful item for that as is a quick slot quick change (does not have a full melee item animation when equipping from hotkey) melee and also when i use it to open cans i never lose more than 20-22% of the over all can #after reading through some more to point out some bits i noticed that most of your guide is pretty hit and miss and would probably lead more to someones death than survival. top tier tips when you see a player, tail them stay out of sight, but observe the playstyle, if you see them encounter another player observe what happens, if it turns to a friendly situation, make your self known and join the party ALWAYS USE VOICE voicing or at least typing to someone shows high probability of being friendly thus lowering chances of being shot if you are known to be in area and not of shot on sight yourself when you find food and drink just plough through all of it till your character is in the green zones that way you get hungry and thirsty a lot less and do not need so much surplus on you thus can carry more useful things, also NEVER BLOOD BAG unless fully sure everything including blood type is correct... my advice wait for tents and then play, so you can hoard and not feel sad when you dies

fucking irish people ugh, only the irish would suggest killing ones self to MAYBE gain SOME loot lol fuck it i may well do