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Good evening to everyone. Let's keep it short. I'm 28 years old finnish guy, who has been playing Dayz for a while now and Arma 2 for quite a long time. I'm looking for like-minded individuals or a small group to join up with. I'm moderately skilled in tactics and a decent shot. Can't fly/pilot aircraft for a shit though. I do have a mic and stuff and prefer to communicate in english or finnish. I'm looking for some decent people to run with. I would prefer small groups or inviduals because even though i play quite a lot at the time, I don't want to spend all of my time with a clan that requires a whole lot of attention. Until now I have been playing mostly as a lone wolf. Sometimes engaging in banditry but also helping people when it's convenient for me. I'm a roleplayer and a group minded player at heart though and a good fellow to have around in tight spot. It would be great to team up with people with motives and to build a base(s) for sinister activity. Even though I don't usually KoS on every occasion I still think that PvP is what keeps the world of DayZ alive. Together it would be even more awesome. You can find me in Steam with nick epapyhahenki or you can contact me in here. I usually play on finnish, swedish or other decent european servers. That being said I hope to hear from you guys! Cheers.

Hello guys. This is just a story what happened last night. I hope you enjoy it. I wish I would've recorded the session but unfortunately I didn't - it would have been hilarious to watch today. So it all started when I came home from the local pub last night and thought wouldn't it be a splendid idea to play some Dayz. I had just the other day stashed a car full of military weapons in woods near Berezino so I thought I would just drive that stashed car nearer NW airport and call it a night. Not a big deal, right? When I logged in I knew I was quite drunk but didn't want to let that stop me from driving my car. Well, the first problem arose when I thought that I had misplaced my car. As I was running around in circles like a madman in bushes I actually thought that some cheeky little asshole had stolen my car. I was absolutely furious when I suddenly saw it hidden behind some trees. Well, of we go I thought! First part of driving went smoothly. Listening to some music and we were rolling! It's nice to play at night. Everyone is sleeping and I got the whole server to myself. And then BUMP! I crashed the whole car into a roadblock that seemed to come from nowhere (of course it didn't, I was just drunk as a goose) Goddamn. Well, I got off the car and inspected the damage. Nothing too serious, but I had managed to get the car stuck in someway. I tried to loosen it several minutes but it just didn't budge. I was just sitting in my car trying to think in my drunken mind what to do when I noticed several zeds flocking to my car. Shit I thought. I got off my car and furiously emptied several M1911 clips into them and was quite satisfied with myself and my aiming since I was kind of wasted. Well. The car was still stuck so I thought 'fuck this shit' and emptied the trunk of the more valuable loot and started hiking towards west. Atleast what I thought was west since even though I had compass I had a hard time reading it (it's important to remember I was drunk out of my mind at this point, since I had opened my real life vodka from the freezer). And yes, it was hard to actually READ the compass. Anyhow. I started hiking somewhere towards Dubrovka. Got lost somewhere along the way. But then God (or flying spaghetti monster, can't know for sure..) came and enlightened my miserable life and I just stomped across another fully functional car. It's my lucky night I thought. Well, got behind the steering wheel the second time and felt like the king of the world. Zeds were just dropping as flies as I cruised towards the west and my glorious future - honking my horn as I went on. Oh, the night air was just flowing about... and BUMP! I crushed the motherfucker again into an outhouse. An outhouse! For fuck's sake I thought. Again I took to hiking. Got lost in the woods. No matter I thought, I still had excellent weapons and gear and wait.. what the fuck? At thist point I noticed that I was actually dying of bleeding from the wounds that I got from the first crash.Well, no matter. Got myself bandaged and good to go. Though I was quite low on blood - so I thought it would be a good idea to slaughter a pig and get some bacon. Some shooting in the dark and WHAM! Bacon! And Zeds! Tens of zeds coming for the sound of my gun! Zeds get wasted and I get bacon. Fine, time to move on I thought.. Although, at some point when I was doing cooking fire for the meat I had dropped my sniper somewhere in the dark forest. Shit! Fuck! Well, flashlight into my pretty hand and on to look for the motherfucker. I actually went on around to search for the damn rifle for a good half an hour. Finally found it and was good to go. Again. This shit went on for a while. Don't actually remember what all happened after that. Only that when I logged on today morning I had absolutely no fucking idea where I was or why I had changed my PDW for a Makarov and why I was knee deep in water. Hope you enjoyed reading. Remember kids - don't drink and drive!

All of the above is correct but the loot might also be covered by grass etc. so usually you got to hover the cursor around to find the shit.

Liked the vid. Especially the friend who was quite immersed in the situation. Cheers.

Hello. I´m 28 years old finnish guy and I´m also an old Arma 2 veteran. I've been playing DayZ for a while now and I´m looking forward to find some like-minded people to play with. Until now I have been content to play as a solo lonely wolf type. I have done my part of banditry when I have deemed that necessary or valid, but I have always frowned upon killing newly spawned and the like just for the sport. On the other hand I have also enjoyed being part of a group with common goals, but until now that's been only occasional. So. Because I'm drinking beer right now lets keep it short. I am: A) Skilled in basic and medium tactics and been playing Arma 2 and DayZ for a while. B ) Very loyal, reliable and generally a good companion in any situation. C) Looking for a small group/clan/or even a single player to team up with. D) Have a mic of course, although my cat destroyed my usual one, so I have to get a new one in a week, because right now I´m using my girlfriends Skypemic which isn´t so good. Yes, i do blame my cat. E) I like to think of myself as a harcore player also in DayZ, so I don´t log off in a shitty situation and I really enjoy roleplaying my part. I am looking for: A)Group/clan/or single players who want to fight for a common cause. B)Preferably play on finnish, swedish, german or other servers that have small ping from my point of view. Alright. That´s about it. Hope to hear from you guys, Cheers.