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Actually 300m from the narrowest point. Can't swim with broken legs, can you? I'm available in the north now.

Yeah. We fixed an Ural, a V3S and a chopper and they were all at their original spawns after the server restarted. The server is fairly new, but since this is apparently happening to other people as well it might not be the reason.

Not so special anymore as you don't drop your stuff when swimming.

Fixed a chopper on a certain server. Flew it up north. Next restart, it was gone. Went to check Skalisty and it was there. Fixed it again, restart, gone. Again at Skalisty. Tried to fix it again, got almost killed and someone else managed to take it, restart, haven't checked but surely it's on Skalisty. Is this going to be fixed or summat?

On a related note of an axe man trying to kill a peaceful fellow, I was down in Kamyshovo trying to fix a bus yesterday. I went to check the hangars, when a dude armed with an axe ran in. He swung it at me, I managed to evade and while trying to get some distance between us I was kicked for a too high ping. He surely thought he made a ghillie dude armed to teeth disconnect with only an axe.

I approve of this thread.

Now in the central part of the map, contact me on Steam if you're anywhere near Pulkovo/Nadezhdino/Vyshnoye/Mogilevka.

Anyone needing help in Elektro?

This is most intriguing. Happened to me, happened to my try-to-be-saviour as well but we both managed to get out by spamming V.

Crashed mine already like this. Guess I'll have to refrain from using free look.

I once found one, put it in my tent. Then friend said he was thirsty and that he drank the Mountain Dew from the tent... I have kept them in my backpack ever since.

Haha yeah. At least someone can use the machine guns on it to take out a few zeds...

We managed to fix one, every single window was fixed but for some reason the hull stayed orange no matter how many scrap metals you put in (unfixed bug, found reports about it from May) and so it used up all the fuel in seconds. Gutted, to say the least.

All these keys... having trouble to make space (near WASD anyway) for Mumble, Steam and VON with the game already as crammed as it is.

Me and a friend(s) are close to getting a chopper in the air (would have got one already if the hull didn't go all bugged), I'll see if it'll be used in medical operations (me and my friend) or in noob-killing operations in Chernogorsk (some others in our group). Any other medics got any choppers? Also had a nice encounter with a certain clan dude on CZ02, killed me when I went there with my friend to fix the chopper. I then said I'm just a medic trying to fix it and he apologized and let me come grab my stuff. I made my way to the chopper and he even killed the zombies following me. He helped me get my stuff and we then talked about random stuff and he told me his clan is available if any help is needed. I love this kind of stuff.

The chopper we found originally had hull green, but something happened as after a server restart every part was orange. As hull can not be fixed and it eats 20 litres of fuel in less than 10 seconds, it's of no bloody use. Can't even be destroyed, the hull will stay orange. We spent all the ammo for the machine guns but they might spawn again, someone can use it to kill a few zombies.

Isn't it 30 metres or so?

This thread... it's contaminated! I opened page four and it took me to page two. Don't go there man.

I once emptied my AKM's clip this way in Zelenogorsk. Needless to say, the local population was pretty interested. My friend also almos shot one of our dudes, hit his rifle like five times with an Mk 48.

If hackers saved people's stuff and locations, then did this kind of stuff and let people get their original characters back by respawning then it would be almost fun.

Of course, because that's the official weapon list.

I salute you for your selection of music.

Already knew this, but what makes me lawl is that with high shadows my FPS increases by about three to five as opposed to normal shadows.

Just brutally ended my 20 day old character's life in a desperate effort to get my stuff back. Needless to say, I failed (but managed to take my (his?) stuff back). So, 20 days but technically, 20 days and an hour.

Not that big of a problem losing it, but mentioning something in the patch notes would be nice, don't you think?