Marco (DayZ)

Gravity. Killing bandits since 1687.

It won't even run on Marvin the paranoid android. So depressing, brain the size of a planet...

Now that would be interesting to see, more than the thousands vids of sniping in cherno. At least take pictures if that happens.

Don't worry, you will find dogs pretty soon. You will get friendly exercise in Cherno like every old survivor must do, enjoying your 5 seconds walk in the streets with your canine friend.

Perfectly valid points, we need to rewrite reality asap.

On that day, all players will be like cows in the prairie, or flying in the air in blissful ecstasy.

DayZ is like minority report done right. We know you're gonna kill, so we give you the uniform, but we don't prevent the crime.

Did they harvest your precious tears ?

He probably decided it would make him interesting by blowing up the green mountain myth that is so beloved on this forum. Bad bad little boy.

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Where's Waldo ?

There's already endgame stuff included, it's called Thunderdome (just kiding).

Rule 14 NW Airfield is heaven. Rule 15 NW Airfield is hell.

Now that would be quite interesting, the opposite of the bandit skin to put it simply. Nice idea sir.