Dango

just wondering if you will be adding a VSS into the mix. personally one of my favorite guns and i would probably be sold on playing on the server.

bumping for justice.

then play with me for a bit randomly. learn to trust me i suppose.

yeah, i know, but were playing for free basically. so it would bea no harm no foul anyway. but yeah public hive.

Two mercenaries here, looking to defend traders to make sure everything goes down smoothly. We both have a year of playing Day z, -600k humanity each. We are well equipped as of right now We are carrying assault rifles and sniper rifles. we are both adept at close quarters and sniping up 500-600 meters. We can be stealthy to make our presence minimum if you dont feel like telling people that we are there. We both have mics, Were aged 17, nearly 18. We change weapons frequently. For payment, if we die during the trade we would like compensation for gear if its lost. Other than that were just looking for something to do on Dayz

/zombie punches you in the face /break both your legs

trading two night vision goggles for an mp5sd and 2 guillie suits.

that cow looks... Mmmm. tasty.

knowing the needles i use they would be high as fuck when im done with them.

i missed your joke if there was one.

an auto injecter just means you place it against your skin and press a button and it injects it for you instead of manually doing it.

but i want raping cows.

thats unrealistic, i mean seriously. i saw this video of a cow raping a mans ass. turns out it killed him too. i think cows should be able to mount players and rape them unless a team member stops it.

can we milk bulls too? i want to get a nice bottle of thick creamy protein to drink.

i dont believe they produce mustard gas anymore due to inhumane nature of it. so i doubt you would find it.