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As with any good story, in which it is told not just with a good structure (plot, development, background, etc.), but ALSO with good prose', yours is well told, sir. No really. I lolled big time. "Twatwaffles"? "Fart nugget"? "Waffle of twat"? "naked"? Genious. Excellent delivery.

Ronin, you just reminded me in an obscure way that I still have a bottle of Jack Daniels "Winter Jack" that I haven't touched in a while! I had just been thinking that I would like a drink, too... Thank you! *goes to heat up a glass of JD Winter Jack...

It means you have poor eyesight. You need to either find a pair of spectacles (typically found randomly in houses), OR craft a pair using a spool of wire, a pair of pliers, and two glass bottles.

INB4 "Alpha".

no, that needs to be a separate gesture. A "suicide" gesture. Mapping it to a key and pressing that key causes your character to pull out a single-use derringer (that every player spawns with, but cannot access and use unless using this gesture), put it to his or her head, and pull the trigger.

make a topic complaining about state of game? Fine make a topic complaining about too many topics that complain about state of game? FINE Make a topic complaining about Cloggers, hoppers, or ghosters? FINE make a topic complaining about KoS, or implementing KoS punishment mechanics? FINE make a topic that is useful in nature, by making useful, well thought suggestions or bringing to light previously unknown information? Get trolled. Make a troll topic? Priceless.

see. I called it. EVERY thread inevitably becomes a flame war about who is right or who is righter. And I STILL adamantly insist that *facepalm needs to be an ingame gesture.... as an added feature I just thought of, doing it too many times could lead to unconsciousness....

just watched the entire video. I lolled quite a bit. I like how you didn't break character, even at the end with those thoughtless, unimaginative douche bags.

your impression of hank hill is about as good as my impression of cobra commander.... Kudos.

*places hand on head My son, you have nothing to apologize for. Let GO of your grief my son. Your actions tonight have pleased the God of DayZ, and they have pleased me as well. No go forth my son. And bring the heathens to justice. In God's name, AMEN!

*strokes non-existent beard Interesting....

heh. dont get too comfortable. there are plenty of flame wars that get started around here. In fact, now that I think about it, this is the MOST reasonable discussion I have seen here thus far. Not the ONLY one. Just the MOST.

I agree. Personally, I think vehicles should either be non existent, extremely rare, or so complex as to require a large amount of team effort. I think they just make the game too easy. You don't have to "travel" anymore. No need to plan your route, worry about food or water for the trip (currently not a huge concern, but "alpha"),infiltrate, observe, loot, then leave, retreat to the tree line, and wipe the sweat off your brow. Now, we can just hop in the sedan and drive real fast down the road. Stop at the first town we happen to see. All the doors closed? Good. Loot loot loot. Drop everything into the trunk. Now on to the next... Further more, cars make the map too small. I can already cross the entire map, from end to end in a fairly short time. As far as the perks for donators goes, I kinda understand that one. Server owners have to give some kind of incentive to players to be willing to donate, and thus keep the server operational. They put a lot of effort into organizing events, private community websites, etc. I would know. Ran a BF3 platoon of just over 100 members. Took up a lot of spare time, and that was nothing compared to what some of these private communities require in terms of maintenance. Without that incentive, they either end up FORCING members to pay or leave (they usually just leave), or rely on donations that never come. In which case the bills don't get paid, the community dies, and all the effort goes down the drain.

hmm. I did not know that. The only one im familiar with is the one I used in the military (chevron sights). Guess I just assumed they were all the same. But, we all know what assuming does....

would you like some butter for your popcorn?

I agree. Don't get me wrong, I am an advocate for KOS, or playing however you want to. But take me for example: I don't just run up and down the coast, killing everyone I see for the lulz, or hang out at Kamyshovo and wait for some fresh spawn to appear by the barn. IF I kos, it is because I am hunting. And before I start hunting, I first pick a spot, carefully. Consider factors like fields of fire, cover, escape routes, and ranging. Then I infiltrate BACK in on foot, and kill a target if I see one. And then only if its big game. Rabbits don't interest me. That's how I get my kicks sometimes. I guess what I am saying is that KoS is okay. But make it something more than just killing just to KILL. Make it interesting, exciting, and/or challenging. Its a game, and shouldn't always be taken TOO seriously. Have fun. And killing other players is fun. But not at the expense of turning everything into an unimaginative troll. Trolling can be fun too. But just killing everyone around you with your M4 spray and pray skill cannon isn't very imaginative. Running around naked with a pipe wrench, chasing down other players as you scream "GERBALS!!! THE GERBALS ARE EATING ME!!! GET THEM OFF!!!! GAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!" will at least get a few people to laugh. But going to Kamyshovo, hiding in the trees, and killing everyone that spawns there? That took no preparation (aside from getting the gear), no skill, and no imagination. And as a "troll"? Its not. Its griefing.

much fear I sense in this one...

A bit off topic, but never noticed this until now (usually use a mosin, myself, and when I HAVE had an M4, never got an acog for it). That is not the proper sight picture for an acog scope. Anyone else notice this? I wonder why the developers made it this way? By design? Or did they just not know what the proper sight picture of an ACOG should be?

Study, you must. Then only, understand you will common internet troupes and memes. Engrish, one of them is. patience, you must have, my young padawan. a path to the dark side, hastiness is...

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+1 I too would like to know.

OP is a troll with an empty brain housing group. Trust nothing he says, take none of it at face value, and walk away until a moderator decides he has crossed the line and bans him.

can a mod please stop this guy? just ban him? I know you guys have a loose policy, which is nice. This IS a forum for adults, so its nice that I don't get a warning just for writing the word FUCK... But this moron is just spamming the forum begging for attention. And in the process, flooding it with useless threads, while pushing usefull threads away.

*golf clap

according to OP's story, he didn't server hop. Someone ELSE spawned in ABOVE HIM....