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crazykage

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  1. crazykage

    Finally after 50 hours....

    OP, if you can, try to learn something from this experience: When you travel with a large group of people, you become very high profile. Sneaking becomes irrelevant. THAT is why you got shot. Not because some ASSHOLE saw you and personally wanted to FUCK your day in the ass by killing you and ruining your fun. You died because another player finds killing other players fun, and YOU made it easy for him (one reason why I lone wolf it). And when you come to the forum to bitch about it, you WILL get trolled. Not because we don't take you seriously. There IS too much KOSing right now, since there isn't a lot to do endgame wise. But that will change. And we all have seen WAY TOO MANY kos complaint threads. So what winds up happening to you is that instead of explaining our positions to you and engaging in constructive debate and saying the SAME thing we have said already in 20 other threads, we have a laugh at your expense.
  2. crazykage

    Finally after 50 hours....

    you sick fuck. Lulz.... beans sir. even though you clearly prefer more....unconvential fare.
  3. crazykage

    I'm now killing on sight.

    YEEEEEeeeesssssss... GOOOOOood. GOOOOOOOOOOooood.. Let the HATE flow through you....
  4. Can anyone confirm this? I don't know if they actually work now, as I was unable to communicate with anyone, but this is what I DO know. Now, if you find and acquire a transmitter, you can "inspect it" to get a close up view and an empty description text box that simply says ".....". BUT, if you attach a 9v battery to it, and THEN right click, you get some more options that weren't there before. NOW you can choose to "turn on" the current radio frequency, followed by two options to select either "next" or "back" "XX.XX" (frequency), and of course "detach 9v battery" and "inspect". If a frequency is turned "on", you can use the <> keys to cycle between "direct communication", and "XX.XX" (whatever frequency the transmitter is tuned to). I played around with a few frequencies, typing into the chat bar a few times, but got no response. It also seems that there is a wide range of frequencies to choose from, although how many exactly, I didn't count. Does anybody know if these things actually WORK now? Can someone test this by getting on the same frequencies and trying it out? EDIT: as I have one myself, if anyone wants to, I would be willing to test it out with them. All you need is a 9v, a transmitter, and make sure we are in the same server. (im not logged in atm, but would log in again if someone wants to test this out)
  5. crazykage

    Finally after 50 hours....

    Is it just me, or has the most recent patch brought forth unto this forum a flood of new forum accounts constantly spamming the forum with "my caractuh gots reset", "this game is terrible", "generic bitch thread #55798.0 VERS>7", or "NO KOSing Gais! I demand you play how ""I"" want you to!", and so on? Been seeing a LOT of that baseball cap wearing grey silhouette avatar image lately. I hate that guy. Makes me want to snipe him every time I see him.
  6. crazykage

    Hidden - Nuke Silo w/ live missile..

    yep. that's pretty fuckin stupid, allright. But STILL not as stupid as this, IMO. HEY! I KNOW! This thread is now the place to post your BEST worst idea you can come up with! Since OP already posted his, Ill go next: COWS! This game needs to implement COWS. They can be tamed, and ridden. It should of course also be possible to get milk from them, which can be collected in a cooking pot, then combined with cereal. But the best part? with a hacksaw, rope, duct tape, and fire axe, it should also be possible to harvest wood and build a catapult, which can be used to launch the cow. IE, a COWtapult. The COWtapult could be used as a sort of improvised indirect fire weapon (like a mortar or other artillery). To use it accurately, you would need a compass, map, and exact coordinates as well as the ability to calculate trajectories and wind compensation (perhaps an ingame calculator, which would require a battery at night, but during the day would have that little solar panel so yeah). If however a player was able to successfully launch a cow from the COWtapult AND hit another player, then simultaneously EVERY player in the server would be launched into the air like the giants do in skyrim.
  7. crazykage

    THESIS ON THE MOSIN

    text wall that I didn't read. BTW: OP, a thesis is not an essay, but is itself the core IDEA of an essay. Your title should have just been "Essay on the Mosin". But any worthwhile English teacher would have scribbled red ink all over that title as well.
  8. crazykage

    Hidden - Nuke Silo w/ live missile..

    I am almost 80% sure this is a troll topic. If I'm right, *facepalm, I fed the damn troll. IF it isn't, then..... *facepalm
  9. crazykage

    Hidden - Nuke Silo w/ live missile..

    this is, IMO, the worst idea I have seen yet. Just my opinion. But that's what I think. FIRST, you would NEVER be able to physically carry the warhead taken off a ICBM. Its too big. Second, detonation of that war head is not a simple as putting in a code. It has to drop from the atmosphere, and detonate at a predetermined altitude. THIRD, I highly doubt anyone would have the know how be able to reprogram the warhead to change its target from, oh, say New York City (or wherever a soviet missile would have been targeted too), to NWAF or Skalisty island. FOURTH, any attempt to tamper with a nuclear warhead by any person who doesn't know EXACTLY what they were doing, and knew all the codes and procedures, would permenately DISARM the device the moment they did anything to it. And lastly, its just a terrible idea all around. WORSE than the idea to add the Tac Nuke to CODMW2 multiplayer. It would effectively....just no. No. NO. The only realistic part of this idea is being near the exposed warhead would irradiate you.
  10. Can you elaborate? is there a range limitation (most "transmitters" that look like that IRL have an effective range of about 500 yrds, and that's if there is a clear line of sight)? Do they work with verbal comms (headset and mike) Or do they only work with the chatbar?
  11. do you also have a spare 9v for it? What about a head set? I also want to see if it works for verbal comms, or if it only works with the chat bar
  12. crazykage

    Survivor in Berezino with Sack on his head?

    I have found fresh spawns on some high pop servers that were just standing there, bleeding. Attempts to walk up and communicate yield no response. The character model continues to bleed, seemingly indeffinately, while the characters head periodically looks around, up, down, left right, etc. Attacking the players with mele weapons does damage, causing more blood sprays to appear, but does not KILL the stationary player, even after 30 or 40 swings with a fire axe. The only change appears to be that more blood sprays keep appearing, on the character model and all around it, in the air. I have seen this several times. Its very creepy...
  13. crazykage

    Vehicles: For or against them?

    from my understanding, helicopters make planes look easy to pilot by comparison. But it seems most would agree that whatever the vehicle, they should require a hefty amount of effort to get operational, at the very least not being as simple as they were in the mod. I may not like them myself, but I can understand that it is one more thing to work towards, besides looting houses, killing zombies, and outfitting yourself with all the special forces gear you can find. I guess I wouldn't mind so much if they required a lot of team work and effort, gather fuel, tools, and parts. WHICH just gave me an idea: TOOL BOXES. Like storage boxes or ammo cans or medkits. Can only hold tools, but only takes up 4 inventory slots (lateraly), and has enough room inside to hold one of every tool in the game. Put together a complete tool kit (hammer, pliers, screwdriver, adjustable wrench, duct tape, maybe a few more new additions), and you have every thing you need to repair a vehicle, minus the parts!
  14. crazykage

    I am a terrible human being...

    I once cornered a guy at balota in a barracks. In my best cobra commander voice I ordered him to surrender, the questioned him, demanding to know of the Joe's plans to stop me and my weather modulator.. He claimed not to know anything. So I told him he was of no further use to me, and executed him...kinda felt bad. Just a little. No. Actually I don't think I did at all. im an asshole too. can I join the club?
  15. crazykage

    I am a terrible human being...

    GOD. The bright WHITENESS of that image blinded me in my almost pitch black room. Trolled HARD....
  16. crazykage

    I am a terrible human being...

    sounds to me like your doing it right...
  17. crazykage

    fnx mags?

    Some pistols work like that, but not all. As far as the FNx45? I have no idea. The only pistol I own is a Sig Sauer 2022 "pro series", and it is able to fire a round in the chamber without a magazine inserted. However, chambering a round WITHOUT the magazine is somewhat tricky. *EDIT: Lack of mags for the FNx45 may be highly attributable to server hoppers.
  18. crazykage

    Confessing my sins....

    If he WAS a server hopper? Justice If he WASNT? He was an oblivious idiot that wasn't watching his back. Or he was unlucky. Or you were lucky. Either way? Survival of the fittest.
  19. crazykage

    Wow

    LOL. I just see a bunch of white bars. Is he STILL at it? Anyway, back to something I was going to bring up before: I wonder that nobody had any comments about what I said concerning vehicles back on page one. Anybody?
  20. crazykage

    Wow

    congrats turd nugget. I am now convinced that you are nothing but a troll, with an empty brain housing group. You do not warrant any further attention from me. I leave this hear as a courtesy, in the hopes that you will stop wasting your breath, as you are now on my ignore list. I will not see any further posts or messages from you. Good bye, and good riddance. EDIT: oh, and nice try editing your last post, to sound more intelligent and less insulting. No one else will see that the quote above implies that YOU have the moral high ground. To further make my point, you called ronin "childish", "stupid", and "pathetic". You came in here and yes, shit all over a perfectly mature debate.
  21. crazykage

    Wow

    hunger. Had you ACTUALLY read this thread thoroughly, you would have seen that we did, in fact, discuss all of the points you made, with the only difference being that it was a friendly and polite discussion, instead of a bunch of monkeys flinging shit all over the place. If you DID actually read through the entire thread, that implies one of two things: A: you have zero reading comprehension skills, and failed to realize that we had JUST come to the same conclusions, again, with the SUBLTLE difference of not trying to shit in each others mouths. B: You DO have reading comprehension skills, and know exactly what you are doing, which makes you a turd-eating troll douchebag. Either way does nothing to indicate intelligence OR maturity on your part. So my point still stands: Shut your useless, noisesome SUCK HOLE, and leave us be.
  22. crazykage

    Wow

    thanks for further proving my point for me, hunger. This was a calm, polite, and humorous discussion until you came along and FUCKING RUINED IT. No body cares if you disagree. No body cares about your opinion. Not when you come along and shove it down our fucking throats, anyway. So kindly go away, grab you a bear, or glass of whisky. HELL, go roll up a joint or hit the bong (if that's something your into. if not, fine), calm the fuck down, and get the stick out of your ass.
  23. crazykage

    hank hill playing dayz

    "goodbye then, whitefolk, of the woods". I laughed so hard I cried. I consider myself something of a decent amateur voice actor. But this is one voice I don't think I will ever be able to do.
  24. crazykage

    Weapon cleaning kit?

    nope. crippling depression from being alive for several days, and not seeing a single soul even on hi pops. I want to do something, but cant find anyone to do it with (or to, as the case may be). I want to die and start again, but I seek an honorable death. Suicide is forbidden!
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