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crazykage

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  1. crazykage

    against all odds

    Authentic. But helis with 50. machine guns? NO. NO NO NO NO. Helis? yes. 50. caliber ANYTHING? NOOOOO!
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    Thanks, rocket. Really....

    Funny thing is, that the leader of the merc corp I was in, Warloxx, or something, had his wife come into his basement and hand him divorce papers while we were all on a gate camp op.
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    Weird Death?

    That text color/size combo hurts my eyes. Didn't read.
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    Thanks, rocket. Really....

    This too. I know man. I was there. I was about one step away from outright addiction. So I managed to tear myself away and have never looked back. At the end? I had 3 miner characters, all with mamoths, as well as a 4th indie running an orca. You talk about dual boxing? I was running 4 instances at most times, poping roids so fast that I could strip an entire system dry in 20 minutes. I had that shit down to a mathematicaly precise SCIENCE. All so I could afford enough isk to buy all the plexes I needed AND still profit enough to support my ONE combat character. All of which was on 4 sepperate, paid accounts. Fuck that, I WAS addicted. Im lucky I kicked the habit when I did....
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    ULTIMATE hero hunting squad

    *heroes are stalking in.. "So anyway Spartan I would suggest that we get some overwatch on that hill there, and maybe in that house if we...." *kage stops mid stride just as he crests a hill "What is it Kage?" "what in the good god damn blue blazes of hell happened here?" *view pans out to reveal a field of small, smoking craters, and dozens of bodies riddled with bullet holes... "Jesus, kage...what the fuck is this??" *Steak the medic comes up from behind "What is it guys? What do you se..." *steak the medic vomits his beans and soda breakfast
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    Thanks, rocket. Really....

    The thing is, that EVE online was a great game. Im a sci fi junkie nerd (*cough and a badass marine *cough) like no other. Love star wars books, etc. I eat that shit up. But I had to stop playing several years ago. It just took up too much time. And when, as said, you DID loose that Navy mega, it was gone. GONE. along with a month or more of effort. It would take you another month or more to get back into another one, and then be able to get back into the fight. Ultimately, the game was too expensive and time consuming, so I quit. But in dayz? I can get the same rush, and more (fear, etc.), and if I die, its really no biggie! Its SOOO easy to jump back in! This is the kind of game that you can play for HOURS AND HOURS, then drop it like a sack of bricks. Come back a week later? And your RIGHT where you left off (or your character reset to the coast because alpha. But so what?). When you risk loosing it all and get that rush, its so rewarding. And if you DO loose it all, you haven't REALLY lost anything. You get to have the fresh fear and paranoia and ANTICIPATION as you do it all over again... Just complicated enough to require skill and foresight. Simple enough that anyone can jump right into. And provocation of actual emotional reactions. Brilliant.
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    Heard what sounded like a bomb and saw smoke

    I used up about 50 or 60 mosin rounds on one. It didn't blow, and I only had 20 rounds left, and didn't want to use them all up. So I switched to my FNx, and took aim... *pop! dang I missed... *pop/split second screenfreaze BOOOOOOOM! Text box. was the gas station right outside Berez, on a high pop. Prolly scared away all the bambis for miles around...
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    ULTIMATE hero hunting squad

    Now THATS what im talkin about! I like it. even if we die, I can take solace in the fact that the aftermath will become a BLOOD bath, with only one left standing to claim all the ruined loot he doesn't have room for...
  9. crazykage

    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    bump to push above all the other threads. Why? Cause they aren't as important...
  10. crazykage

    ULTIMATE hero hunting squad

    come on now. None of you bandits can trust each other enough to band together and hunt us "white night", high horse riding "heroes"? Cmon now. We need some competition.
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    player being reset

    beans you give I. For the consolations.
  12. crazykage

    Heard what sounded like a bomb and saw smoke

    Awesome. Loved the suspense...
  13. crazykage

    ULTIMATE hero hunting squad

    Lol. Such plot. Much game of thrones. Wow. BTW, our side, the Heroes (or rather, players who have decided that at this time, they are heroes) has a frapper on board all ready (that sounds wrong).
  14. crazykage

    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    seems we now have some competition.... http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/168377-ultimate-hero-hunting-squad/
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    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    works for me...
  16. crazykage

    ULTIMATE hero hunting squad

    oh, it is SOOOO on right now!!!!
  17. crazykage

    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    Lol. Its "CobraCommander", exactly as you see it there. I also have the same profile picture as here in the forums, if that doesn't help...
  18. crazykage

    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    What do you mean? in steam?
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    What sort of twisted black magic is this?!

    Yeeeeeessss GOOOOOD! NOW! Let the HATE flow THROUGH you! Give IN to your DESTINY!
  20. crazykage

    if you see 2 asian people run

    I didn't watch the video. But I DID lol at the thread title... EDIT: Watched video. MEH. Still think thread title is funnier...
  21. crazykage

    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    Me? CobraCommander. I also do an excellent rendition of the 1980's JI Joe Cobra Commander. You will probably end up hearing it. You have been warned....
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    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    fuking amazing. Non stop KOS complaints abound. But the moment someone proposes an ACTUALL roleplay idea and attempts to organize it, it gets a response like that. If you don't like it, don't do it. And certaintly don't call it an "ultimate fail" before it has even started... jeeszuz... And OP, if I cant bring you around to let me in on the operation, its cool. Don't mistake this ^ as an attempt to sweeten you up. I legitimately thought that was an asinine post....
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    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    Try to understand the context of that. Its not that I LITTERALLY do kill everyone in sight. I don't. It more about the fact that I am against anyone telling me that I cant. I don't KOS (unless im hunting, but even that I haven't done in a while). But I absolutely believe people should be allowed to, without any kind of limitations or punishment mechanics. Furthermore, I haven't had a chance to REALLY do any kind of roleplaying yet. I've done the hunting thing, taken a few "big game animals" down. Ive also tried helping people by giving them stuff. Lately I've just been a lone wolf. Its gotten boring and I would like to do something else.
  24. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/167998-crazykages-6-step-survival-guied-for-newbs-how-to-not-get-kosed/ OP, read that, and give it a try. Adjust the various steps as necessary to your situation at that moment.
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    ULTIMATE bandit hunting squad

    I don't have 500 posts or 200 hours (not in SA, anyway). Can I still join you?
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