Stoned Orangutan

Never happens. Nothing is scary in day-z

Im a real bandit I keep it ''real'' I will only take your thing's that I feel useful and let you go. I rarely kill people unless they point there guns at me,don't cooperate or shoot at me.

Please tell me next time you log onto a server. I will be glad to end your spree :)

A brony on my thread? It's more likely then you think!

TL,DR

Shooting a helicopter down with a AS50 then sniping all the people that jumped out.

Yes you can use barbed wire to make a barricade.

Stupid Suggestion.

Why would we need a crowbar foolish boy? Just shoot the lock off.

Zombie Bears. Fuck yeah.

Im a Bandit aswell I don't kill unarmed players. I will take anything that I find valuble off you then send you on your way. Just don't shoot at me or point your gun at me and I won't have to kill you. :D

Im starting to shoot people on sight just because they will kill me first because I have the bandit skin.

Glitched out of a chopper and fell to my death.

No.

Greetings My name is Stoned Orangutan, I am a cold, cynical and calculating person however I am fair. I won't shoot you if you are unarmed I will still relieve you of anything that I find useful and let you go. I prefer to play the game alone. No teammates. I prefer to kill players but if a zombie becomes a problem then I'll kill it. Don't get in my way or point a weapon at me and we will get along just fine.

Dude why do we even need a bed? You can just sleep on the floor. Lol