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Stoned Orangutan

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  1. Stoned Orangutan

    Ability to milk cows and get a bottle of milk

    Stoned Orangutan replied to Dai Tou Zai's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    This thread made me laugh,thanks OP
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    Diving, Underwater Bases/Caves and Water Vehicle's

    Stoned Orangutan replied to Mountainhigh (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    TL,DR Yeah Diving would be cool. You can dive without scuba gear but you have limited time underwater before you start to drown
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    Niko Bellic easter egg

    Stoned Orangutan replied to HashSlingingSlasher192's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    On je srpski Not a Russian.
  4. Stoned Orangutan

    Make banditry be punished

    Stoned Orangutan replied to Farkinob's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    No! Don't add this feature. It's plain stupid
  5. Stoned Orangutan
    I cannot tell you the amount of times me and my mate's have gotten gunned down without even being talked to just for having the bandit skin. It's ridiculous, they always think you will just gun them down for no reason like some bandit's do. Anyone else had a similar experience?
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    Capturing a zombie

    Stoned Orangutan replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    TL,DR inb4 walking dead
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    Hip Firing vs. Aiming down the sights

    Stoned Orangutan replied to OfficerRaymond's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Why the flying fuck did you no scope him? This isn't CoD, aim down your sight's next time.
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    Long walks on the beaches of Cherno?

    Stoned Orangutan replied to Gooner-_-'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment

    Im a strict bandit but I can play with you
  9. Stoned Orangutan

    108 days and still no friends. :(

    Stoned Orangutan replied to BillKilgore's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    you an alone
  10. Stoned Orangutan

    Headlamp

    Stoned Orangutan replied to n00bl0r14n's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    TL,DR Sure headlamps beat a flash light.
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    TL,DR
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    wild tamable animals and wild life in general

    Stoned Orangutan replied to fate1122's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    This isn't MC fuck outta here. Wild animals sure but taming? No
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    Illegal drugs

    Stoned Orangutan replied to Ozelot (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    yeee nigga imma smoke a fatty while shootin a zombie. Lol sure drug's could be somewhat useful in certain situations but at a cost.
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    Ever gotten killed just for having the bandit skin?

    Stoned Orangutan replied to Stoned Orangutan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Jesus christ a brony? Cool. Man every where I go I hear bambi it's like an infection.
  15. Stoned Orangutan

    DayZ Hunger Games - Want to take part?

    Stoned Orangutan replied to SJFW's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Im interested. If it 's free
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    Hip Firing vs. Aiming down the sights

    Stoned Orangutan replied to OfficerRaymond's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    TL,DR I hip fire if you are closer then 20M otherwise if you're farther I will use short bursts and aim down the sights.
  17. Stoned Orangutan

    DayZ Like Game iOS & Android Devices!

    Stoned Orangutan replied to xTwisteDx (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Oh god don't it will turn out like shit. I.E WarZ
  18. Stoned Orangutan

    punching

    Stoned Orangutan replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    I can shoot you 200M away before you can punch me. It could be in the game just useless against firearms.
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    Dude that's hilarious
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    Sure I'll check your server out next time I play.
  21. Stoned Orangutan
    Yes, a clear must.
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    Would join but 1. Clan tag no 2. Im a bandit 3. Unoriginal name. :)
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    Your mother.
  24. Stoned Orangutan

    How about some legitimate DayZ jump scares?

    Stoned Orangutan replied to kasigawa's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions

    Never happens. Nothing is scary in day-z
  25. Stoned Orangutan

    Is the term "bandit" losing meaning?

    Stoned Orangutan replied to unkillable94's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Im a real bandit I keep it ''real'' I will only take your thing's that I feel useful and let you go. I rarely kill people unless they point there guns at me,don't cooperate or shoot at me.
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