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Everything posted by Stoned Orangutan
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False. All I need is flathhead screw driver and a hammer to break into any car made before the 90s and any car in the early 90's :)
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Lock a car, break window to steal
Stoned Orangutan replied to THE_BURNDOWN's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
You don't really need a tool-kit to hot-wire a car. Depends on the car :D also older cars all you need is a flat head screw driver to open the door and ignition. Well a hammer and a flathead screw driver -
Ability to milk cows and get a bottle of milk
Stoned Orangutan replied to Dai Tou Zai's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
This thread made me laugh,thanks OP -
Diving, Underwater Bases/Caves and Water Vehicle's
Stoned Orangutan replied to Mountainhigh (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
TL,DR Yeah Diving would be cool. You can dive without scuba gear but you have limited time underwater before you start to drown -
Niko Bellic easter egg
Stoned Orangutan replied to HashSlingingSlasher192's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
On je srpski Not a Russian. -
No! Don't add this feature. It's plain stupid
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Ever gotten killed just for having the bandit skin?
Stoned Orangutan posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I cannot tell you the amount of times me and my mate's have gotten gunned down without even being talked to just for having the bandit skin. It's ridiculous, they always think you will just gun them down for no reason like some bandit's do. Anyone else had a similar experience? -
TL,DR inb4 walking dead
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Hip Firing vs. Aiming down the sights
Stoned Orangutan replied to OfficerRaymond's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Why the flying fuck did you no scope him? This isn't CoD, aim down your sight's next time. -
Long walks on the beaches of Cherno?
Stoned Orangutan replied to Gooner-_-'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Im a strict bandit but I can play with you -
108 days and still no friends. :(
Stoned Orangutan replied to BillKilgore's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you an alone -
TL,DR Sure headlamps beat a flash light.
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Revolutionary Idea that would change the way you play DayZ... forever *dun dun dun*
Stoned Orangutan replied to OfficerRaymond's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
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wild tamable animals and wild life in general
Stoned Orangutan replied to fate1122's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
This isn't MC fuck outta here. Wild animals sure but taming? No -
yeee nigga imma smoke a fatty while shootin a zombie. Lol sure drug's could be somewhat useful in certain situations but at a cost.
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Ever gotten killed just for having the bandit skin?
Stoned Orangutan replied to Stoned Orangutan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Jesus christ a brony? Cool. Man every where I go I hear bambi it's like an infection. -
DayZ Hunger Games - Want to take part?
Stoned Orangutan replied to SJFW's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Im interested. If it 's free -
Hip Firing vs. Aiming down the sights
Stoned Orangutan replied to OfficerRaymond's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
TL,DR I hip fire if you are closer then 20M otherwise if you're farther I will use short bursts and aim down the sights. -
DayZ Like Game iOS & Android Devices!
Stoned Orangutan replied to xTwisteDx (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Oh god don't it will turn out like shit. I.E WarZ -
I can shoot you 200M away before you can punch me. It could be in the game just useless against firearms.
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What's the most unrealistic thing you've ever survived?
Stoned Orangutan replied to colekern's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dude that's hilarious -
Awesome Chernarus Private Hive with Active Admins, Custom V nowehicles, 24/7 Day, Care Packages, Custom Crashes, Need New Players, Hack Free (for)
Stoned Orangutan replied to lawliet's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Sure I'll check your server out next time I play. -
Do you think that REAL reload animations would be important for the Standalone?
Stoned Orangutan replied to colekern's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes, a clear must. -
Clan recruiting! [S.T.A.R.S.] (Special Tactics and Rescue Service)
Stoned Orangutan replied to Cowb0y's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Would join but 1. Clan tag no 2. Im a bandit 3. Unoriginal name. :) -
What's the most unrealistic thing you've ever survived?
Stoned Orangutan replied to colekern's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Your mother.