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Stoned Orangutan

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  1. gramr u ned hlp wit iet
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    {standalone} Character Traits (with new tools!)

    Just no traits at all Lol. This isn't sims or fallout 3. If you want traits go play those games
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    152th Northern German Army (Deaf Clan)

    Germans? In my post soviet state? Its more likely then you think.
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    {standalone} Character Traits (with new tools!)

    Hahahahah.... no
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    gore and dismemberment and sewing back on limbs

    Yes. I would love to blow someones arm off from 400 meters away with my AS50 :3 But no sewing it back on
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    Cars

    I usually find my cars on the road abondoned. Lol
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    LOOKING FOR BEANS

    I will trade a ghllie suit, AS50, Coyote pack, Blood bags and morphine for beans. Serious Trade :D Lol
  8. Stoned Orangutan

    LOOKING FOR BEANS

    One just one
  9. Stoned Orangutan

    What if we removed the crosshair?

    I vote for removing it
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    punching

    Punching from what I hear has already been confirmed.
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    Melee slot

    Yes. I agree on the idea
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    Replace the AS50 and M107 with the KSVK?

    No there shouldn't even be any American weapons in a Russian country. They should be russian firearms
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    Diving, Underwater Bases/Caves and Water Vehicle's

    Lol calm down don't get an orgasm.
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    Bear Spray

    If bears are possibly going to be added into the game, then there should be a spray to use instead of shooting it to conserve ammo. You can also spray a human and it has effects similar to pepper spray. There should be a 50-50 chance the bear will stop attacking you or procede to attack you. Opinions?
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    Bear Spray

    Indeed it would be^. I think Rocket should in-fact implent this into the Stand Alone.
  16. Stoned Orangutan

    Bear Spray

    The Bear Spray could probably make a wolf or anyother animal run away once you spray it. Im wondering what would be good balanced effects once you sprayed someone with it.
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    Bear Spray

    It's also a good weapon to use on humans :) Theres no way you could outrun a bear on foot that is impossible.
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    Shooting From Vehicles

    If I hear a motherfucker say bambi one more time ^ Im gonna eat my cheese with a furious facial expression :D
  19. Stoned Orangutan

    Dayz single player

    TL,DR :D
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    Replace the AS50 and M107 with the KSVK?

    TL,DR I think there shouldn't be any american made firearms in dayZ. Especially in a Russian Themed country there should be soviet-made firearms
  21. Stoned Orangutan

    Locking Car Doors

    False. All I need is flathhead screw driver and a hammer to break into any car made before the 90s and any car in the early 90's :)
  22. Stoned Orangutan

    Lock a car, break window to steal

    You don't really need a tool-kit to hot-wire a car. Depends on the car :D also older cars all you need is a flat head screw driver to open the door and ignition. Well a hammer and a flathead screw driver
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