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Stoned Orangutan

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Everything posted by Stoned Orangutan

  1. Stoned Orangutan

    Defending your base right: BAF portable LMGs

    I would fucking love to make IEDs.
  2. Stoned Orangutan

    Forum friendlies, where the hell are you in-game?

    Unless you pose a threat or have good gear I don't KoS and Im a hardcore bandit.
  3. Stoned Orangutan

    Weather effects which

    All I want is.... fucking snow
  4. Stoned Orangutan

    Murder: An Emotional Rollercoaster

    Hahaha, grow a spine bro.
  5. Stoned Orangutan

    I feel SO bad! Apology

    Not to me :D
  6. Stoned Orangutan

    Spawns On The East

    WEST SIDE IS MY SIDE
  7. Stoned Orangutan

    What would yall want in a server?

    Who the fuck even say's ''Yall'' anymore?
  8. Played as a Bandit since I first started playing DayZ all the way until I die :)
  9. Stoned Orangutan

    I feel SO bad! Apology

    No Mercy, No Regret, No remorse.
  10. Stoned Orangutan

    Trading HMMWV for AS50

    Noob. ^
  11. Stoned Orangutan

    Failed Bandit Robbery

    k
  12. Stoned Orangutan

    Who wants to see bears is SA?

    First one to recommend bear spray. And proud :D
  13. Stoned Orangutan

    dayz how to be an idiot

    How To Be An idiot On DayZ: Use your flashlight at night
  14. Stoned Orangutan

    Reason behind your username?

    > Stoned > Decide to search up monkeys
  15. Stoned Orangutan

    Clever animals

    :D
  16. Stoned Orangutan

    Creative use of the combat roll

    I am gonna kill you and your pine tree. Expect me :)
  17. Stoned Orangutan

    Clever animals

    Im glad to say I am the first one to suggest Bear spray in DayZ :D
  18. Stoned Orangutan

    NPC Survivors

    Rocket said No NPC's. Sorry :/
  19. Stoned Orangutan

    whats your favorite gun for slaying survivors

    Yes you should
  20. Stoned Orangutan

    whats your favorite gun for slaying survivors

    I hope he is. I hate CoD kiddies
  21. Stoned Orangutan

    What are your stories of friendship or betrayal?

    Getting shot in the back after fixing a chopper. What you expected a tl,dr story? hahaha
  22. Stoned Orangutan

    whats your favorite gun for slaying survivors

    Faggot^ This isn't CoD fuck outta here. Anyway AS50-M240
  23. Stoned Orangutan

    Weapons I Want in DayZ SA

    There shouldn't be any non-soviet weapons in this game. Its a russian country it should have russian weapons.
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