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Stoned Orangutan
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Everything posted by Stoned Orangutan
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Teamspeak nuff' said.
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I'm a Part-Time Bambi Bandit and I Need Pointers
Stoned Orangutan replied to JeffDetroit's topic in New Player Discussion
Lol, everyone says Bambi now eh? God damn you Frankieonpcin1080p! -
Best gun for player hunting
Stoned Orangutan replied to Mr Yoloswag's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Why are people so hostile???
Stoned Orangutan replied to cyles99's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Why yes -
lone wolf looking for a squad
Stoned Orangutan replied to bigbobbyd's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
What the pocel -
So your a tough bandid? We need you!
Stoned Orangutan replied to Dayz of Glory's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You're* -
DayZ mod average lifespan?
Stoned Orangutan replied to roykingtree's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
When I first played DayZ only 10 mins Now? Longest record was a month without dying. -
Yes.
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What code goes DayZ use?
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(SA) Third-Person: Project Zomboid style Line-of-sight mechanic. (UPDATED 5/18)
Stoned Orangutan replied to colekern's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
No. -
Why are people so hostile???
Stoned Orangutan replied to cyles99's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FOREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAT WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADISE AND ALL THAT I HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES. Disclaimer: DayZ not IRL -
Pointless threat? Graveyard? Yes please.
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Best gun for player hunting
Stoned Orangutan replied to Mr Yoloswag's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Any fucking gun I please. -
lone wolf looking for a squad
Stoned Orangutan replied to bigbobbyd's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
> 9 posts > wants to join a clan Get the fuck outta here... -
awwwwwwwwwww yeah I'm gonna be the Jeffery Dahmer of DayZ
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DayZ is never scary...
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More*
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Weapon types (not the regular stuff)
Stoned Orangutan replied to pawlzz's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Fuck no. -
How many 13-14-15 (year old) players are there?
Stoned Orangutan replied to Dekkymane's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Medical marijuana my friend. -
How to make your own DayZ Action Figure
Stoned Orangutan replied to zscope's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
10/10 would watch again. Although you should make a tutorial on how to make a Bandit action figure >:D -
I love your picture, NCR for life :D
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Why are people so hostile???
Stoned Orangutan replied to cyles99's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I fucking love the thrilling feeling of killing someone. * in DayZ* If they aren't freshspawns atleast. -
Poll: $5-10 to join white listed server
Stoned Orangutan replied to Beck (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I don't support having to pay for whitelisting -Support -
How many 13-14-15 (year old) players are there?
Stoned Orangutan replied to Dekkymane's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I don't like squeekers. So I usually hate people around your age. -
Take out all the snipers except for 1
Stoned Orangutan replied to BearGravy's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
No.
