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Everything posted by dutchmuffin
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Who Else Thinks 1.7.5.1 Pushes Annoyance and Survival Too Far?
dutchmuffin replied to Diz (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Oh my fucking god, the Zombies in this patch. I just had to quit playing once me and my two friends got utterly wrecked by about 50 zombies that spewed out of one shed, in a small town, and glitch hit us through the wall of a building. I mean, being swarmed with zombies can be really fun, but when doing ANYTHING will alert the hoard of glitchy-ass zombies, every single fucking time you go near an even a small sized settlement, it get's tedious and boring. -
Did you just quote yourself?
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Here, let's all describe DayZ in one word
dutchmuffin replied to JamesMoore's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's called an 'inline quote'. Use it as such. -
What weapons damage helicopters?
dutchmuffin replied to bonesnap's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If they're already moving forward, they'll learn rather quickly that speeding up diminishes the effect of a broken tail rotor. -
What weapons damage helicopters?
dutchmuffin replied to bonesnap's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If the pilot isn't shit, then this will only be a problem if they're stopped / landing. -
What is your Dream Vision for Dayz - 2 Years from now?
dutchmuffin replied to rassad's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This whole thread is about NOT arguing viability. -
So, whilst playing on a private server, a Hacker pulled me up into the forest, and changed myself into a Dog. For a multitude of reasons, I was unable to report him to the admins, so I was stuck hanging around with him as a dog, so he teleported us into Elektro, and we started talking ( VON ) to people running around there. Eventually, we both got Admin Banned from the server ( which I'm perfectly okay with ) but was wondering if I'm going to possibly get global banned. It's just curiosity. And before someone says "why don't you report him" I honestly couldn't.
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They didn't 'care' simply because ArmA wasn't meant to be a game that people wanted to hack in.
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Any tips on how to keep a helcopter?
dutchmuffin replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
How do you keep a helicopter? Keep it in the air. -
I don't understand how my old avatar that simply held my handle's initials, or my new avatar, a fucking dog in a hat would elude at fucking all that me and the hacker were in cahoots.
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Here, let's all describe DayZ in one word
dutchmuffin replied to JamesMoore's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
"f*ck" -
I think the fix would probably be in server / client communication. To explain, if the server is placed in complete charge of creating things, then a client shouldn't be able to manipulate that. It's probably waaay more complicated though.
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Does this means you are going to dumb down zeds hearing again R4Z0r249?
dutchmuffin replied to kumando's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Me likey. And I do kind of agree with Hollen a little bit. It seems like merely standing up is a death sentence sometimes. -
This is a lot worse when you're playing normal ArmA and you kill your entire squad using the same method.
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Killing a man with his own gun
dutchmuffin replied to JamesMoore's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's waaay better when you replace 'revolver' with 'frag grenade' and 'zombies' with 'sweet victory'. -
4th Special Forces Group [4SFG] - DayZ Division
dutchmuffin replied to viper4sfg's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Oh boy, pick me, pick me, pick me. -
How many hours have you spent playing DayZ?
dutchmuffin replied to DazTroyer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I started playing DayZ near June, and stopped using steam to play it in ~October, and in that time period of racked up ~250 hours. If I extrapolate, I'd say ~400 hours. That's still nothing compared to my hours in Garry's Mod. I've got 4000 hours in that game. -
Thanks, I knew that admin bans were serverside only, but I was just wondering if BE picked me up. Thanks!
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Oh but it was fun, and I wasn't doing anybody any harm. I assumed the damage was done as soon as I animorphed.
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[8/9 Months DayZ][3 Years ArmA][15 Y/O] Looking for Clan
dutchmuffin posted a topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
I'd posted my 'resume' around in a couple threads so I thought I may as well make a LFG thread as well. In particular, I'm looking for a serious to semi-serious active group of players. I'd prefer to go hero, or at least partly, but have no qualms with being a hardcore bandit. -- Resume -- Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill: My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist -
[8/9 Months DayZ][3 Years ArmA][15 Y/O] Looking for Clan
dutchmuffin replied to dutchmuffin's topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
That would be why it's called a specialty. Also, I included it partly to secure myself as the person we give the helicopter controls to, should we encounter a helicopter. And, you misrepresent the process to landing. Saying "you come in at low speeds and a gentle angle" is like telling a chef that they way you make a salad is to put the ingredients in a bowl. You fail to recognize the process through which that happens. Now I'm not saying what I do is overtly difficult, but I am confident that I am leagues ahead of the folk who's landing process is allowing Auto Hover to take you 300 meters into the air, whilst someone takes careful aim of your head as you linger in the air. Lastly, I'm not boasting, it's a demonstration. It's why employees have resumes, and why artists have portfolios. -
YouTube Group - Bandits and Heroes.
dutchmuffin replied to [email protected]'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill ( And proof that my voice isn't annoying): My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist -
Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill: My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist
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Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill: My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist