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dutchmuffin

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  1. Oh my fucking god, the Zombies in this patch. I just had to quit playing once me and my two friends got utterly wrecked by about 50 zombies that spewed out of one shed, in a small town, and glitch hit us through the wall of a building. I mean, being swarmed with zombies can be really fun, but when doing ANYTHING will alert the hoard of glitchy-ass zombies, every single fucking time you go near an even a small sized settlement, it get's tedious and boring.
  2. dutchmuffin

    A Legit way to stop hackers.

    Did you just quote yourself?
  3. dutchmuffin

    Here, let's all describe DayZ in one word

    It's called an 'inline quote'. Use it as such.
  4. dutchmuffin

    What weapons damage helicopters?

    If they're already moving forward, they'll learn rather quickly that speeding up diminishes the effect of a broken tail rotor.
  5. dutchmuffin

    What weapons damage helicopters?

    If the pilot isn't shit, then this will only be a problem if they're stopped / landing.
  6. This whole thread is about NOT arguing viability.
  7. So, whilst playing on a private server, a Hacker pulled me up into the forest, and changed myself into a Dog. For a multitude of reasons, I was unable to report him to the admins, so I was stuck hanging around with him as a dog, so he teleported us into Elektro, and we started talking ( VON ) to people running around there. Eventually, we both got Admin Banned from the server ( which I'm perfectly okay with ) but was wondering if I'm going to possibly get global banned. It's just curiosity. And before someone says "why don't you report him" I honestly couldn't.
  8. dutchmuffin

    A Legit way to stop hackers.

    They didn't 'care' simply because ArmA wasn't meant to be a game that people wanted to hack in.
  9. How do you keep a helicopter? Keep it in the air.
  10. dutchmuffin

    Am I going to be banned?

    I don't understand how my old avatar that simply held my handle's initials, or my new avatar, a fucking dog in a hat would elude at fucking all that me and the hacker were in cahoots.
  11. dutchmuffin

    A Legit way to stop hackers.

    I think the fix would probably be in server / client communication. To explain, if the server is placed in complete charge of creating things, then a client shouldn't be able to manipulate that. It's probably waaay more complicated though.
  12. Me likey. And I do kind of agree with Hollen a little bit. It seems like merely standing up is a death sentence sometimes.
  13. dutchmuffin

    Dumb ways that you have died?

    This is a lot worse when you're playing normal ArmA and you kill your entire squad using the same method.
  14. dutchmuffin

    Killing a man with his own gun

    It's waaay better when you replace 'revolver' with 'frag grenade' and 'zombies' with 'sweet victory'.
  15. Oh boy, pick me, pick me, pick me.
  16. I started playing DayZ near June, and stopped using steam to play it in ~October, and in that time period of racked up ~250 hours. If I extrapolate, I'd say ~400 hours. That's still nothing compared to my hours in Garry's Mod. I've got 4000 hours in that game.
  17. dutchmuffin

    Am I going to be banned?

    Thanks, I knew that admin bans were serverside only, but I was just wondering if BE picked me up. Thanks!
  18. dutchmuffin

    Am I going to be banned?

    Oh but it was fun, and I wasn't doing anybody any harm. I assumed the damage was done as soon as I animorphed.
  19. I'd posted my 'resume' around in a couple threads so I thought I may as well make a LFG thread as well. In particular, I'm looking for a serious to semi-serious active group of players. I'd prefer to go hero, or at least partly, but have no qualms with being a hardcore bandit. -- Resume -- Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill: My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist
  20. That would be why it's called a specialty. Also, I included it partly to secure myself as the person we give the helicopter controls to, should we encounter a helicopter. And, you misrepresent the process to landing. Saying "you come in at low speeds and a gentle angle" is like telling a chef that they way you make a salad is to put the ingredients in a bowl. You fail to recognize the process through which that happens. Now I'm not saying what I do is overtly difficult, but I am confident that I am leagues ahead of the folk who's landing process is allowing Auto Hover to take you 300 meters into the air, whilst someone takes careful aim of your head as you linger in the air. Lastly, I'm not boasting, it's a demonstration. It's why employees have resumes, and why artists have portfolios.
  21. Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill ( And proof that my voice isn't annoying): My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist
  22. dutchmuffin

    Looking for Hero's to play with

    Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill: My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist
  23. dutchmuffin

    Militia Men AU Clan Recruiting

    Aged 15, Pacific Standard. I play more than is good for me, and have been playing DayZ since forever and have been playing ArmA since the first iteration of the series. I know my way around a rifle, and am generally very good strategically, but my specialty is in piloting, and I mean that in ways more than the "I can land a helicopter without auto hover" bullshit that people sling around as a badge of honor. Extremely small demonstration of my piloting skill: My in-game name is the same as in my profile, my Skype is dutch-muffin, and steam is ~/id/rampantArsonist
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