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DUE TO IRRECONCILIABLE ISSUES BETWEEN SERVER OWNERS, HEAD ADMINS AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC, BALOTA BUDDIES NO LONGER OFFERS US OR EU SERVERS. ZABN DOES NOT APOLOGISE FOR THIS INCONVENIENCE, OTHERS DO. We are a community made by gamers for gamers, focusing on providing a competitive, fun, combat logger and hacker free environment. Balota Buddies hosts private servers in Australia, The United States and the EU with a mix of Origins, Chernarus and Namalsk plus extra maps hosted at random on one of our boxes. We operate all of our servers ourselves on dedicated boxes and are committed to providing a hacker free, lag and desync free(ish) arena for people to have fun in. The server moderators and admins are trusted and committed to providing a fair environment with no admin abuse and they do this job very well in addition to monitoring the logs and banning every filthy hacker they encounter! Please come on down and try our public servers or get whitelisted and jump straight into the mix! http://balotabuddies.net Currently Hosted Servers: All servers are on four hourly restart timers. Australia: Chernarus Public Weapons + (Custom Anti Hack, Extra Barracks, PVP Mayhem with zombies) Namalsk Public (Extra Vehicles, Extra Weapons, face the elements if you dare, but the elements carry Ak74s) Origins Public (Soon to be whitelisted, loot that works!) Chernarus Whitelisted (Custom airfield buildings, lots of dynamic squad combat) Chernarus Factions (A server designed for specific squad combat in a DayZ environment, details are on page 6 United States: Chernarus Whitelisted (Very dynamic server, PVP and friendliness abound) Has gone public! See page 7 for details. Chernarus Factions (In Re-Development with Custom Mod) Utes PVP (custom gear spawns, plenty of wild features) European Union: Chernarus Whitelisted (Vanilla DayZ) Origins Public Custom Scripts: Balota Buddies run a series of custom scripts on our servers to enhance immersion and quality of gameplay, these are. Steal Skin: Damn, that guy had a ghillie, guess I better just TAKE IT FROM HIS COLD DEAD HANDS! Vehicle Scavenge: Steal full repaired parts off other vehicles and add them to yours? Ever feel like crippling someone's hidden car in the woods without gunfire? NOW YOU CAN! Steal that engine. Fast Rope: Want to get guys on to a hard to access roof without awkwardly landing a helicopter? Want to drop some dudes off without being exposed on the ground, just quickly hover at 25 meters altitude and let them acquire some sexual rope burn! Halo Jumping: Now you can pull the parachute whenever you feel like it, just don't do it too late! Dynamic Helicopter Crashes: Hear that? Is that a helo?!!! CHASE IT. Every 15-20 minutes a random Mi-17/Huey will spawn and gravitate towards the area of players (within several large grids) before suddenly exploding and crashing into the ground full of loot and zombies! Or, for the more daring, they can be brought down with a single shot so get your Makarovs ready! Care Packages!: Some friendly government has airdropped in crates just packed full of goodies! Some have food, others equipment, repair parts, ammunition and medical supplies! Night Time Fog! (WIP): Although dealing with some frame issues at the moment, soon the servers will have dynamic (different time every day) night cycles with the ground fog from Breaking Point. Variety of Custom Buildings and Loot Tables: Some new barracks added to spice up the NEAF, some more at NWAF (to make it even more dangerous) and a few choice weapons that have been added in for fun. JSRS Jarhead's Sound Redeployment System: JSRS server key is active so if you have it then you can reap the benefits and the soggy underwear! Full details can be found here and for installation instructions here. The JSRS mod brings an entire new dynamic to Arma2 and DayZ in particular; the whizzing and cracking of rounds flying past or even that of cars driving and footsteps changing over terrain. Experience the terror of an LMG indoors. Night Cycle Night time cycles for 2-4 hours with full moon (on and off, in constant development) Street-lights: Shame it's getting so dark, good thing the power grid hasn't been extensively damaged yet and the street lights turn on. Siphon Fuel: Evolution/God/The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave you lips for a reason! Get that hose and mouth working and siphon all the fuel out of those cars and into your trusty Jerry. Abandon a car hidden somewhere and keep the fuel on you, or screw some poor sap over who didn't hide his UAZ well enough. Crafting: Sick of finding mountains of trash loot? Well here is your chance, now you can assemble together needed vehicle parts by smelting down pieces of scrap! You might need to fill up that Coyote Backpack with scraps instead of guns, choose wisely! Vehicle Towing: Vehicles can tow other small vehicles, helicopters can now tow small vehicles too. BOMBS AWAY! -------------- -Credit to Vasiliy Reznikov for making these excellent images.

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So Zabn heard you guys liek cake!

Probably me, don't worry I left it parked in Berez when I succumbed to insane shortage of antibiotics. But not before I murdered some people for the hope of pills.

What can I say, I guess some of the BB crew just cant handle the delicious garlic sauce.

Just helps you zero in on the action. Pewpew for miles.

Logged in on the other night and was immediately given a one way ticket to the coast, then engaged in a massive firefight up and down Prig area. Great fun.

Come on ladies and gents, join in the fun!

Also now: Vehicle Towing: Vehicles can tow other small vehicles, helicopters can now tow small vehicles too. BOMBS AWAY!

Silly Fraggle, I will go and eat some of your cereal now! **UPDATE OP WITH NEW SERVER FEATURES AND BEAUTIFUL COLOURS!** Siphon Fuel: Evolution/God/The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave you lips for a reason! Get that hose and mouth working and siphon all the fuel out of those cars and into your trusty Jerry. Abandon a car hidden somewhere and keep the fuel on you, or screw some poor sap over who didn't hide his UAZ well enough. Crafting: Sick of finding mountains of trash loot? Well here is your chance, now you can assemble together needed vehicle parts by smelting down pieces of scrap! You might need to fill up that Coyote Backpack with scraps instead of guns, choose wisely!

Updated details in OP about public US server and PVP Utes. You're cute Fragglez, That's sort of why I made this thread because we had six different ones for servers and its better to have one central location for our huge confederation of private hives.

We've got a mod in the works, we took a stab at making something pimp.

Balota Buddies is pleased to announce the roll out of a new server for Australia! Whitelisted Au Factions - JSRS enabled server - 8+ Factions installed in GUID locked gate bases. - Some fool left hundreds of explosives lying around! I wonder if those will breach the pesky GUID gates? - 3 independant bases are ready for you to hold, if you have the fire power. - Over 100+ vehicles including Humvee's, SUV's,Huey's and little birds in custom spawn points. - More key building, Supermarkets, Barracks and more! They fight for survival in a new incarnation of the DayZ Chenarus map. All the features you have come to expect from Balota Buddies including: - Auto refuel - Removal of vehicle parts - Full Moon Night Cycle from 12 - 6am Australian time - Street lights be enabled for night cycle - Direct voice enabled - Dynamic Heli crashes - Care packages The AU Factions battle ground is ready!

Here you go, be warned of foul language. About 0:30 for the monster.

Seriously? This major error made it into the latest patch? Really? This is almost as bad as the clip vs magazine insanity.

You get diabetes from the sheer incredibleness?

This thread has received the Steak and Potatoes stamp of approval.

I used to smoke, now I take care of it via careful application of .50 BMG

I'm also glad to see RAZ0R give this some attention. It's a pretty simple issue that irritates a surprising amount of people.

I however am a big time fan of the English language and in my journal would not make such a heinous mistake.

I about, I have a/an "insert weapon here" or about five different possible permutations depending on your humanity?

Really, because when immersion was at steak (mmm delicious) for the canned food it got removed pretty quickly. I kid, but it's seriously jarring for a fair amount of people. Хорошо тов, эти свиньи собаки не может записать только одно слово на родном языке, а не на оставшуюся часть журнала. Для истинных погружения мы должны сделать весь текст в журналы на русском тоже. And when did we start say "packing" are we all 1990s gangbangers? YO DAWG IM PACKING A GLAWK

Fair point, but to me it's always be an Enfield not a Lee. The point stands that it's not more than 5 minutes out of somebody's day just to change it for the sake of my immersions.

The syntax is wrong across the board, I can't think of any weapon in the game that would not require an "an". EDIT: Five came to mind, hatchet/crowbar/Winchester/CZ/DB. It seems the majority of main weapons should still be an.

I provide a one way transportation service to the beaches of Chernarus, the tooth kicking is optional.