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inb4 shed ^.^

Gozerian's Unite! Destroy The Filthy Russians

Maybe you Should Turn the Server off xP

Update!! Balota Buddies Now Also Has a UK Origins Server And Both Servers Are Custom Modified Both Australian And European Servers Have JSRS Enabled Aswell As Custom Wepons! Join up Now! http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/135784-balota-buddies-presents-dayz-origins-eu-uk46/

If Only there was such a day

Damn Delta Smoke Winning D=

The Bird is overlooking this thread

This describes Balota Buddies

Nuff said

Damn them and their Ducks

*starts paying the Harp*

I Get that with my PMC and BAF DLC's for me sometimes they Stuff up and i have to Re-install them, i got the Reinforcments Retail Disk, and that had a Terrible installer that did that. the Error means that your PMC and BAF Directories are Stuffed up, i dont know what to do if you have the Lite versions though.

Even though this is 6 months ago.. I Demand More! =D

Says the hero with -170k humanity ;P you will always be my turban lover

Sounds like an interesting idea, although for me i think i shall smell better

Try adding it in so it only can activate from above 100m. Example from Openforums: if (_inVehicle and (getPos player select 2 > 100)) then { if (s_player_halojump < 0) then { s_player_halojump = player addAction ["Halo Jump", "fixes\jump.sqf",[], 0, false, true, "",""]; }; } else { player removeAction s_player_halojump; s_player_halojump = -1; }; even though im sure you would have look at it check out the post http://opendayz.net/index.php?threads/halo-jumps-for-dayz.7439/

Hatchets are awesome. To make a player Soup with it all you need is A: a Player (preferably a Survivor or Hero They taste the best, But any Will do) B: A hatchet Step One: Find a player in its Natural Habitat (we will cover the locations of the habitats of Hero's bandits and survivor's in a later episode) Step two: Chop His Ass up with a Hatchet a few times And There you have it.Player Stew In our next episode we will Show you the Recipe for Crowbar- Battered Hero. And Tin-Canned Bandit

Manually Installing Dayz? Aint no one got Time for That Dayz Comander is Much Easier for lazy people like me, Who is to lazy to properly do that meme. Plus you can be a lazy shit like myself so that it lets you know when there is an update for a map or dayz or beta patch And its also usfull to get the IP of servers Although it is a resource Hog so close it after installing.

Honestly This Whole Can Debate is the most stupid thing i have Seen in along time I mean everyone is agaisnt eachother over Bloody Beans.. Granted Beans are the Best, But seriously, is it such a big thing to have a little easter-Egg for moderators and staff to get something in-game as a thank you for the work they do. This shows the Worst of the community in my opinion. i understand people wanting all the ultra realism, But Your talking about a game where you can Find a Billion AS50's around the place. Where Choppers Explode the second they touch the water, Where you get killed for going prone around some tree's, where someone can shoot you in your little toe with a Gun and you can die instantly. Are Food and drink items with Staff names on it really the end of the world.... Now back to the baby Seal.

So when the Zombies Agro onto you from ages away and glitch out, people complain about "FIX DA ZOMBZZ THEY R STFFED STP RNNING THE MOD" And then when the loudness of wepon's is changed You Complain that they are Stuffing the MOD that you use for FREE and They work on for the Community and its only until they fix other problems with the zombie agro. And by the Community i mean people that are not just People that QQ About everything and that bad mouth Moderators And Staff that Work on the mod for Free and try to constantly improve the mod. ( And Kumando i wasnt talking to you specificly :) ) Now for Some Cute Red pandas

i dont know about the worst. But whoever said that tin cans are the worst, well your lying.. there the best by far. one tin can can knock someone out, or break their bones. and empty bottles can kill someone in one hit if you get their head.. Not to mention that tin cans damage choppers. So next time you see a fully armed player or a chopper heading towards you, stuff using guns. get out the old Tin can and throw to your hearts content