Daemonkid

I call them Chad's McButtfucks. Fuck Chad man. Fuck that guy right in the butt.

Playing alone is exciting, especially when you decide you want to pick on that group of 5 people and watch them squirm. Usually you end up dead, but you took out a few people greater in number than you and that's so satisfying.

Dear people who murder. You are not a bandit, please stop using this term to describe yourself in game. You are just a murder who kills for fun. A bandit steals stuff, and only kills when needed. If you have never held someone up at gun point and actually talked to them just so you can steal their pants and shoes, you are not a bandit. Please stop using this moniker. It makes the real bandits look bad. Have a good day. This PSA was brought to you by the Chernarus Bandit Coalition.

Just saw this. And yes, Frankie is indeed a hacker. If you believe otherwise, you're a fuckin' tool.

Don't worry about it to much. If they hack, you can rest easy knowing they did it because their life sucks so they use what little power they can get over the interwebz to ruin other peoples day.

Never argue with a man and gun pointed at the back of your head. If I got the jump on ya' and didn't shoot you the first chance I got means I want to let you live. You just need to comply with my demands, and those demands are your FUCKING PANTS! No, don't turn around, you turn around I shoot.

Indeed. I am coordinating my efforts to educate the people of Chernarus that true bandits just want your pants and beans, not your life. But we will not hesitate if you wish to fight.

Well... there is 2 poop models. On ground, and flying... I for one can not wait to contaminate water supplies with my rancid fecal matter. I will sit and watch that pond for hours, just waiting and watching as people drink my poop water.

A zombie hit me once and broke my leg in SA. I was annoyed as fuck and decided to just let the zombie finish me off. I was a fresh spawn anyways. (This happened on some stairs, so I guess he hit me in the leg, pretty hard to if he managed to break bone.)

I do it too. Helps with peripheral vision and when you ADS you have a clearer FoV.

But that's the thing he wasn't being an ass to be an ass. I do the exact same thing, I even have a bible to do it with. And that's fine, my complaint was that almost all chat between players has devolved into your average xbox trash talk. What your 13 year old friend is doing is fine and in the spirit of the game. He's actually being entertaining. `

This isn't a twitch shooter, so I expect better dialogue than what I can find in any other twitch shooter. But no, it's rampant homophobic slurs, vulgarity and otherwise trash talk. The mod with side chat was better than this. Weird shit went on in side chat, but this isn't even weird shit it's your run of the mill Xbox(er) trash talkin'.

You can spawn in Electro..

I said explain to me how it's a joke. Not if you found it funny. Jokes have a punchline. It may be humorous but it's not a joke.

I'm kind of okay/not okay with nudity. As long as it's a toggle-able thing. I'm not interested in seein' dudes with big old floppy weiners running around actin' like trolls. Nor do I want to see women naked in game either. Opens up a whole other weird/awkward scenarios. On this note though, remove the god awful undershirts! Let me go bare chested! Women can run around in bra's!

Explain to me how that is a "joke". They're being obscene to be obscene. Me and my buddy almost always tell each other "ur mum" jokes among other vulgar jabs at each other. The thing is, i'm not shouting down my mic full throttle at some stranger telling them how I fornicated with their mother. They're not being funny in the slightest. They need to have some manners, regardless of what they are doing. It's called etiquette.

But, a bandit steals my good sir. Just because you kill, you are not a bandit. You're a murderer.

Mostly bandit. I like stealing pants and shoes what can I say?

The constant shouting of obscenities is what fuckin' annoys me. I swear like a sailor. But I don't swear AT people directly very often. In a video game or not. There is no reason to be like "FUCK YEAH GET SOME YOU PUSSY BITCH, I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER IN 7 DIFFERENT WAYS. SUCK ON DEEZ NUTZ BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!". That's just not proper. In combat I don't even have time to even actual say anything, because i'm focused on not gettin' shot in my gluteus maximus then to shout these horrible things at people for no reason other than to be a dick.

I'm with this guy on this. To many squeakers. Shouting obscenities down the mic when getting shot at, or doing the shooting. And THEY always shout. Not once have I heard a teenager talk to me in a calm polite manner. (And i've been robbed by gentleman bandits) It's always some obscenity or how they fucked my mother. Like... really?

I LARP as a moose.

Actually, I was hiding in a bush today, takin' out some armed guys at Elctro FS. I heard footsteps, and I thought to myself he can't be behind me, he's on the other side of the wall.. I turn around to check, and lo and behold, a dude with an M4 is pointing at the back of my head. We both killed each other, but god damn if that wasn't a terrifying sight to see.

1: Vehicles are not implemented yet. 2:Fireplaces are not implemented fully yet. 3:It needs a battery, attached to the pistol, turn on via right click, turn on. 4:Berries are half implemented. Certain bushes that you can interact with, you will not get any scroll option, but keep your hands empty and press F. You'll preform an animation. 5:Hunting is not implemented yet. 6:Not implemented yet. 7: Walkie talkie range is 2KM. 8:Healing happens via blood bag or saline transfusion. To attain healthy status you need to have a certain amount of energy. Eat eat eat eat. Never let food stay in your inv, always eat it whenever found until you get healthy *There are guides* 9:It's a glitch, it will split and fill up any half stacks. 10: Tents don't spawn anything right now, glitched. Move north. Go to Zelengorsk or Polana base. 11: I'm not sure, but I think so. 12: http://www.reddit.co...s_that_violate/ 13:Morphine is a cure all for broken limbs. However sticks and rags will make a splint.

I have my settings set so that my FPS is bearable. Most things are turned off or low, but my game still looks good with tweaked settings. PP eats my FPS though.

Not supposed to be useful in the traditional sense. I'm seeing it more as a static base defence, or base assault weapon. If the ammo was rare enough, it would be a trophy weapon more so than a constant effective one. Move it into position before you choose to strike the base, maybe you only have 1 round. But that 1 shell, if on point would absolutely cause the defenders to loose their shit. Or if say you team spots another hostile team trying to stage an assault, and you have a mortar set up for such a situation. I can understand the negatives people are posting, but it would be an awesome support weapon for bases more so than a weapon you would use to just troll people.