<'gooogle translation'> Hello guys. Karl say to me today that in the standalone players will have new clothes. I think this is very good because like in the real life a player have not same clothes everyday. He will die from hygiene. Will there be special jacket for the rain? I dont know. We going to dress in doctors jackets in the Dayz Medics Clan. What is your favorites clothes and what will you dress? :)

<'gooogle translation'> I have 15 years now and I am not bandit. Always the old people make the shots with DMR.

<'gooogle translation'> A player tell me Cherno map is real life. Is this the true? Thank you.

<'gooogle translation'> Your link is not good. It send me to the sea of French.

<'gooogle translation'> Today I meet one player and he talk to me on voice chat. He say he is friendly player and wants to make fun. Then we go to Green Mountain for repair a ural. All this time he talk to me in the voice chat like 'what are you from and what is my age' He is very friendly player to. But then we find a crashsite with ghillie suit. I find it first so I dress it, but then he get very mad and say he will kill me if I dont give it. He scream to me on the voice chat and wants to kill me. I dont like him anymore so I run into the field and escape with the ghillie. Now this player Fabio is very mad for me. I feel very guilty for this. What must I do?

<'gooogle translation'> Hahahaha. This is the best story for Dayz.

<'gooogle translation'> All the zombies are died on the server? Good work. :thumbsup:

<'gooogle translation'> This week many players have become mad for me. They send me PM and say I dont excist. I am friendly and I dont want to make enemies on the website. I dont understand why everybody makes mad, so I ask Karl. Karl say to me many of you people are mad for me because my character is black. I have now changed it to old white man with a mustache. I hope we can be friends now. :)

<'gooogle translation'> I never kill other player. Fabio was mad and he need help to. :)

<'gooogle translation'> I have maybe 20 beans in my base. I am friendly and I can feed you many food if you are hungry. :)

<'gooogle translation'> Karl forbid me to drive when he is not online. Sometimes I make secret trips with the lada to Kamyshovo to search for crashsite.

<'gooogle translation'> I have hide the ghillie suit in a secret tent. I tell Fabio somebody steal it from me and I am a victim to.

<'gooogle translation'> When was your friend really mad for you in the DayZ? One time I crash the car into a tree. I call Karl on the Skype for him to come online and make a repair. He was very mad because he was asleep for school.

<'gooogle translation'> I must download the patch from the internet? I have no understand how to do this. Please send a new patch to my email. Bruno_Masick@hotmail.com :)

<'gooogle translation'> This is a new patch for the Dayz? Maybe I will buy it.

<'gooogle translation'> I have seen a Youtube of a player in a underwear. The player is white.

<'gooogle translation'> I think Mark is my best friend in Dayz. He my favourite patient. He always comes to my medic base in Tulga for help. Then he say to me 'can you give me bloodbag?' Yes Mark of course. I am doctor. One time he even give me the binoculars for thanks. It was very cool because I could see zombies very far and watch them and they dont know I was there. Like a FBI. :)

<'gooogle translation'> Yesterday I go to Polana supermarket with Enfield. There I see one player on the ground with timer and many zombies eating him face. I want to run away before zombies kill me. But because I am leader of Dayz Medics Clan I must help. I come very close and I shoot the Enfield for the zombie. Shit I miss. Many zombies come run behind me now. I run to the forest and back to my medics base in Tulga without stop. The other player dead. Then he is making fun on sidechat and he say; "hahaha who is the noob in polana trying to kill me when i was on the ground" I stay quiet and make no reply. People dont understand.

<'gooogle translation'> Karl computer is crashed. Can somebody help me? I am in Berezino with the broken foots. I was looking for woods to make a campfire when a zombie attack me.

<'gooogle translation'> Please admin ban this player. Thank you. :)

<'gooogle translation'> Yesterday I talk with Mark on the Skype and we play Dayz. Then we find alice backpack and I say to Mark you take it. He looks very beautiful now. :)

<'gooogle translation'> Do you want to join the Dayz Medics Clan? We help other people and we have one extra nightvision.

<'gooogle translation'> I am from Dayz Medics Clan. We have a medic base in Tulga and one time we kill all the zombies in Tulga. We are not scared of the bandits and we dont give fuck. B)

<'gooogle translation'> What do you mean Apple? If you are bandit please leave my topic or I will get admin. This is not Elektro.

<'gooogle translation'> Karl is in my clan and he hates Mark. So I only bring Mark to my base when Karl is offline or he will be mad. One day Karl ask me who eat his meat. ;)