Banana_Duck

Good day to you all today I present you with some much deserved bandit annoying. (no fear this time even at night!) these guys were douchebags, combat loggers, setting goods on the floor and shooting ANY who came near, more annoyingly they had some little bitch come out to stall anyone and talk tough once shit when down. tube of you's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPWi3IJRIqY&feature=youtu.be Free loot!!! bang! over here bandit! I knew I was going to die from the start so that didn't bother me, what they didn't count on was my persistent nature to annoy and the will to respawn constantly and disrupt the bandit site. My own set task were disrupt bandit enjoymenthelp move any bandit bait awayfear no deathremain weird and unorthodox at all timesas well as meeting some utter oblivious player I had quite good fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPWi3IJRIqY&feature=youtu.be GOOD DAY TO YOU x

Good day to you all Well, I've played this game for quite a while now, I've met players of many different caliber, but a few days ago I finally got accepted into a group through the power of stupidity and laughter. you can View here, or read on to get the jist of the videohttp://youtu.be/Cp6cY88v190the videos only just finished processing so if its not working give it a bit of time 14:06 The day started off as normal (me running around naked, fearless and weird) I came across two gentlemen who were holding up people. I stated the fact that killing me was pointless and lame, ignoring their authority and running past them and encouraging them to kill me ( my fearless nature won their respect) After some conversation, I convinced them to allow me the role of guard dog. Upon reaching electro, I was accepted into the fray of 5, again my weird and fearless nature won the rest of the group over . But the drama had just begun, our food supplies hit a dangerous level, and our quest turned to cherno for help. We powered to cherno dangerously low on food, scouring buildings, the tide turned and we were back in form Along the way we a varying amount of players The day ended well, everyone was well fed If you're one of these people who think good players don't exist, then you're wrong and probably going the wrong way about the game. by far my most enjoyable game yet! if you're to lazy to scroll back up! http://youtu.be/Cp6cY88v190 I appreciate your feedback on youtube! hope you enjoy! Some tips COMMUNICATE! No one trusts a silent player ( this is by far the most important aspect of DayZ Be yourself, but if you're naturally unlikeable then maybe you're still fucked Sort your audio out! Ffs I hate players that have a mic on and a television too loud! Audio feedback is a KOS in my book! If you're 100% new, watch some videos on dayz, long time players don't want to spend time teaching you to crouch. ​​Never confuse surrender with flip the bird! Go naked, the less they can take the less they will harass you! In my experience (this might not appeal to some) In courage them to be and arsehole and shoot you if you have nothing (this is a risky method, but can show a player true colours) Offer to be a unarmed pack mule of decoy to earn trust If you're chick, specify it instantly, a few times player will shoot women thinking their kids If you have nothing, and an armed player wants to handcuff you, get the fuck out of there! good day.

Sigh...I would hate more micro managing

Happens in the woods as well which makes me laugh.

good day to you all I present to you today, a simple but varied video of me surveying my fellow survivors, simply observing the chaos of a firefight and surviving surprisingly a long time without even being threatened by both parties viewable here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J20AbrNMPAQ It starting by running through Electro with a fellow naked...(to much failure) Being tricked by some dick face bandits trying to befriend 2 random players, who I felt, accepted me as their dog...sort of And finally showing the shotguns ineffectiveness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J20AbrNMPAQ i << if your'e to lazy to scroll up hope you enjoy, any feedback of youtube is appreciated! good day to you all! p.s if someone could explain how to post videos that are watchable in the thread and not involve clicking links, I would be grateful!

Good Day to you... I present to you possibly one of the funny moments i've experienced in DayZ (trust me you'll like this) check it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQwPDkye8rQ Or read on to see what happens in brief. My day started as usual, go naked and run around and see what happens....but it seems that whenever I do that...the most unexpected game always follows! what happened? (in brief) I spawned and met two players, one of them armed and very sure of his abilities in the world of DayZ He had a bossy and cocky attitude about him, me being me, I sat back and waited to see where this would go. After a while, they told me to leave, I wasn't having any of that. A player appeared "captain persistence" from the woods and began to harass this guy, not fearful of death ( he earned my admiration) I remained quiet once again.... THEN shit turned very bad for him....very fast Out of nowhere, a small peasant army was formed! we chased this guy for ages! he bitched and cried and offered to help us. He should learn not to fuck about, annoy or hold up players who have nothing! My adventure carried on....have a look to find out what happened! The tubes of you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQwPDkye8rQ I had so much fun in this game, take a look to see what happens! I value your feedback on youtube, and a sub will make you my friend forever. GOOD DAY

he could have easily avoided the situation by not using roads, stopping fresh spawns ect. But yeah, the lynching was a bit uncalled for, but it was too funny to resist!

I might try,did you mean golem "styled" survival? Surviving of powdered milk? Because my throat hurts after a while doing the voice with real effort, guess I need some raw fish for the oils!

I do the exact opisite, if an items ruined or looking shity it comes with me!

I tried today and it seems you need to click punch and release sprint/turbo, at the same time. I couldn't get to do it as well as him though!

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My first (and very panicky kill) ruined all the guys gear because I over axed the guy :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dODVfzSnh0#t=995

Good Day to you all.... first off i'd like to thank anyone who gave me feedback for my previous videos I posted here! my appreciations x Well, shits gone crazy...just when you think you've figured out what DayZ is about, a bag full of weirdness and crazy get thrown in your face. watch here, or read on to see if this interests you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbJalvCN92I What happened (in brief) well, basicly I spawned in planning on playing the weirdo (not panicking as do) putting on a semi false accent and being my unusual self, little did I know, that the path that unfolded was not just for me but a multitude of players...its all go I instantly met a player with a Mosin (who we'll call the escort) being slightly confused with the fact I had no clothes or sense, he kindly offered to escort me to Electro... Before we left I had a random fist fight to the death with someone. Electro was the plan, at least.... after only a short while, I abandoned the weirdo Idiot tactic, and got into a slightly unstable Axe man role (but sort of friendly) What went down? well without revealing too much... Meeting up with a surprisingly high amount of players, friendly and unfriendly (as well as punching the fuck out of one)Stopping and searching anyone who came near usRecruiting people to our group after intense interrogation I adopted the role of the escorts bodyguard (that he didn't need) Axing the fuck out of anyone who didn't obey players appearing left, right and center being attacked by a rival group also traveling to Electroand much much more!(the Twat squad) (the hammer man of the sea) (monthly problems) What I played like... ( I didn't panic this time so thats a great change for me) reckless and like a meat shield with no fear of death (for a change)aggressive on chat but authoritativegenerally followed orders of the "escort guy"stupid at first, then really go serious near the end as shit went downslightly axe happyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbJalvCN92I << Link to tube of you's I don't like to push videos on people, I usually just say "here this is what happened, enjoy!" but this playthrough was so mental! I hope you watch, your enjoyment is paramount to me. sorry if the post is a bit long, but I felt it necessary to explain things. thanks for your time and any feedback on youtube is very much appreciated. GOOD DAY TO YOU p.s I like bullet points TL;DR SHIT KICKED OFF

cheers dude!

You wonderful people! I love you all!

thats fucking terrifying...

Lastnight, I could only find night servers, only a few daytime servers were up but full. I'm not bothered about when I play, I'd prefer daytime, maybe rockets testing to see what happens at night?

I logged in yesterday to find I had been given about 60 mosin rounds! My 357. Was gone, but at least I had ammo!

Thanks for the feedback guys!

So my friend put a ruined backpack on the floor earlier, it never re-appeared, I know items take a while to appear, but my question Is do ruined items disappear?

well we were on one of those houses that's on stilts sort of ( the green ones) we searched for a good 15 mins, moving away and returning to see if it spawned.

you watched it twice?

Good Day all, I come to you today with a video of my recent exploits, attempting to bring Justice to those much hated spawn killers. My initial personal mission was to travel to Cherno (somewhere i've not been in the SA yet) and as always in DayZ...I panic. I kept my calm early on, telling of and killing certain spawn killers ( and killing a friendly in the process ) watch me embarrass and contradict myself here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwQb_yQZYGE (this chap seem very keen to surrender) Meeting Several players, one of my favourite was an axe wielding player who thought he was funny (doing stupid voices) then changed his tone and ran off scared. Then upon reaching thy lovely Cherno, the panic multiplied (I mean big time) I'm thinking of hooking up a heart monitor or something, I freaked the feck out. My travels came to an end, much quicker than I anticipated, In a manner that pisses me off when I look back, my recklessness and anxiety got me killed (AGAIN) and it saddens me....but might cheer you up! I've cut out most of the bullshit running, and your feedback on youtube is greatly appreciated, thank you for your time...xx GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL

Semi naked freak, that runs around offering to be a meat shield decoy!

This could be a productive thread, I'm off to buy some beans and more hardware tools!