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Gamma is the problem child at the moment

Good day to you all I present to you today a remarkable documentary/mockumentary in a BBC style way. Soon to be released on DVD worldwide (joke) I present to few extracts from this documented video of the very territorial and savage animals of Chernarus. I faced many dangers, and overcome many obstacles during the making of this show upcoming DVD cover The following short film contains the very rare species of "zombus Zombus" - Zombie "Bandius bandi" - Bandit "glitichis glitchi" - Glitcher "frendius frendi" - the friendly group (extremely rare) and many more fantastic species of DayZ, and even a remarkable moment where a bunch of wildlings accept me into their group, BAFTA material Hope you enjoy! Any good feed back on YouTube is very much appreciated

Good day to you all I don't know why I attract all the weird players in DayZ, they say like attracts like so I suppose that's the reason! But anyway I present to you another my my bizarre games. For some reason they seem to be getting more and more random as times gone on! what happens in this game? (I shall tell ye in thy form of bullet points) Stealing some-guys gear he tried to retrieve (right in-front of his eyes)Distributing his gear in the main road of Berezino for all to enjoy!Witnessing foul play by some dickhead hackers (then leaving the server)then going loco and killing pretty much anyone I feel likeMeeting the Legendary MUSIC MAN! 10m54s by far the most fun! he played wonderful music for us all until I stole someone's gear (Again) and went a bit mentalENJOY! Any good feedback via YouTube is much appreciated, and if you're super cool....give me a sub (but that's only if you're super cool)

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Good day to you all yes...that's! right...you didn't read wrong...I have been busy checking as many willing (and unwilling) Gentleman as I could! I was quite pleased most people were willing to let me exam them! Admittedly some things went wrong, some people seemed to think it was unimportant...but after some thorough convincing, most let me carry out my simple and quick procedure to assure them good health! I hope you all enjoy as much as I did making it!

Hugs for a noble pilgrim xx

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(and Melee wapons) A few times now I've been mildly baffled by the punching mechanic of this game, I feel sometimes Its luck, sometimes its lag. But even when lag doesn't seem present the fights can go either way (even including a ballistic Helmet) I've experienced a man knock me out with one punch whilst I had a ballistic Helmet on - (which I assumed took less damage) I have also been knocked out while a good few feet away for said fiend, I put this down to lag i guess? Is it just luck sometimes? I've had my fair share of victory's, but also (what seemed unfair) amount of losses I know head shots are what to go for, but given lag sometimes I have just spam hit at the "headshot level" I myself have found, you can "over-punch" if you're too close to a player questionsDo hard hats/bike helmets/ballistic helms reduce damage from fists and melee weapons?Is first person more accurate? Should I just spam?How do you "run punch?"Do factors like hunger and thirst apply to a players ability to fight or take hits?Could an Epi pen make a fighter super human? I'd aprechiate any help or tips on how to become a champ xx

I'm trying to raise awareness to this horrible illness!

The proclaimers - I'm going to be (500 miles) Flock of seagulls - I ran Bryan Adams - I'm going to run to you Jackson Browne - running on empty

for trying to spread awareness of a dreadful aliment? shame on you pilgrim...

I'm a bit slow today :P

*misses humours video*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_examination this might help :)

Good day to you all I'm here to present you a rather weird and funny game I had recently the day began as usual, but my plan was different, screw survival...my intentions were to go around and punch everything! while I half achieved the objective of punching things, a series of unexpected events unfolded...I will describe via bullet point because I like bullet points. punching peoplepunching Jesuspunching people through a wallgetting called a sheep shaggergrouping up with people who liked to punchedhaving some mad graphical glitch at night (be warned epileptics)toying with an armed group I had great fun playing and editing so I hope you do to! an I appreciate any feed back on YouTube xx

Well I've played a bit today and it seemed to be fine, really weird shit though it seemed to be when I activated the flash light : /

Thank you Thank you and thank you sirs!

I welcome it, I'm stripped bollock naked before they can ask....that's just me though

Fixed in the next patch

we're talking about DayZ right? and I'm not sure you get my point, the night times playable without a torch with max gamma up. so you're at a massive disadvantage with your shiny torch in the distance.

I rarely play night time, if I don't I won't play it seriously. The fact that the gamma exploit is there makes it feel pointless, I don't even care if I use it my self because everyone else could be using it. So what do you do? Be an elitist and not use it? And have a massive disadvantage? Or join the 99.99% that do? Even if gamma is locked or only self adjusts to the fading day, this won't stop people using the setting on their monitors/TVs.

5 £1 coins is my auto run key!

I really need to shit!

I have guns, what now? I'm getting tired of running... Oh look there's a player!...(dead) I wonder if he's friendly? There's not much to do.... I hope this patch fixes.... I can safely say...alpha Maybe it's just the lag...

Good day to you all I have been absent from the day Z scene for a while, but had a massive urge to play again yesterday, and seemed to be even more stupid and foolhardy than usual! I succeed in diverting logic and peoples attention form the horrors of dayz I donned a "middle eastern" accent and went with it and my adventures were both satisfying and fun take a look here! I met a few interesting people along my way... some screens I hope you enjoyed as much as I did playing! any feedback on the you of tubes is very much appreciated! Good day to you all x