Banana_Duck

Some of my personal favourites

We met this chick called "Legs" she goes around with the softest and kind sounding voice I've heard She plays the act as well "hey mister...I'm lost could you help get to berezino? I've only had this game for two days..." Then her crew jumps you.... Don't be fooled the female is more deadlier than the male

good day to you Ok.....there's not really any waffles, but I met some cool Belgian dudes the other day an went for a lovely walk with them, we toured the city of Svetloyarsk. After our lovely carefree walk one of them decided to join me for an adventure to the NEAF and what a wonderful place that is.... god I fucking love waffles..

Good day to you all For once, I decided not to run around pant less and confuse the local population with my antics and madman talk. I grouped up with some friends (previous known as the no pants club) and a wonderer with a velvet voice called Jim/Matt, Who also turned out to be a fellow countryman. We tried to hold our ground in Berezino until shit splattered all over the fan good day to you all

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Last night me and my group made 2 friends fight to the death, the winner was dubbed "Hodor" he carried things around with us and was only reply with "Hodor" But regardless play as you want to play, a game without bandits or backstabbers is just boring. It's an essinstial part if dayz.

Op I use to be ultra jumpy, I found running around with no clothes on help, just play with the "nothing to lose attitude" and it should get better

I bet you're fun to be around..

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well....not really but there should be one....for games I mean so I decided to make my own, basically I went round hitting people with melee weapons and sporting an all red track suit Quite a humours adventure, from owning Russians with nothing but fists and a knife...to almost getting robbed of my highly sort after red tracksuit pants! Enjoy!

Good day to you all I present to you the 2nd and final part of the No Pants Club this episode contains shoot-outs in berenzinoa guy from who gets punished for no communication a fresh spawn army attack of 6+a guy bleeding from his arseand other things Enjoy!

How are all those Gan's in Michigan?

I never know how to say it, being British we would say Z as Zed, but saying it as Zee just rolls of the tongue better DayZee or DayZed? Daisy? I just call it zombie mod game...

Absolutely, I love stats, as for all these "hardcore realism guys" saying it breaks immersion need to get a grip.

well I never have actually seen It happen, we got swamped by a fresh spawn army and he said my arm is fractured, I was trying to shoot the fresh spawn off him as my friend retreated, but got shot in the process. Maybe it's to do with the fact he had his gun presented? And his elbows were exposed? Fun tip - you can make a endless window smash by punching it

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Fresh spawns are the most dangerous thing in the game when in groups, I've seen 3 players batter an armed man into tears of rage. Never drop/lower your weapon to anyone...every

My friend got his arm broke Saturday when a group of 6 fresh spawns stormed us, I didn't see it for myself, and he was panic screaming "I'm being punched! The fractured my arm!" Yes it happens!

Now I'm no expert, but I changed my sound samples to 128(in the menu) quite recently and haven't noticed the ambient noises as much. Previously I would hear zombies, cans opening, ammo being split, and loads more. Give it a try.

Ummmm welcome to dayz?

Good day to you all I present to you today one of my most funniest and enjoyable games to date! Teaming up with some friends, we decided to patrol good old Berezino for anyone one wearing pants and ask them to remove them! little did we know the random calibre of people we would meet along the way! stealing peoples pantsa raging Spanish Romanian from my space that gets handcuffed a leftmeeting a channel viewer who he recognised my voice (and got shot in the knee!)various gunfightsmeeting the nicest sounding girl on DayZ a bitch fist fightreading stories to a Danish guyjust more weird shit that goes down!I really enjoyed editing this video due to all the funny parts! and im sure you will to! I had to separate the video into maybe 2 or 3 parts! so here is part 1. enjoy! any good feed back on YouTube is valued!

Cheers Sam, looking forward to your 2nd part, I'm processing the part with our "pet" in the cafe now :)

More times than I'd like to say, this one time my friend was reading Alice in wonderland to a handcuffed guy who was very disrespectful through chat. We decided to kill him, so I aimed at his head with my .45 and the bullet seemed to travel higher than the sights if the .45 into my friends leg (which crippled him) oops

I hate to derail this tread to the gamma track, but anyone not using it would still be at a massive disadvantage regardless to how pretty the nights were made to look. maybe flares could be extra bright to "blind" gamma users into submission? I'm just spit-balling here, but a similar trick worked for people with night vision In the mod.

Running and vaulting got me out pretty easily too.