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Pandema

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  1. Pandema

    How to play music through your mic?

    I think its been said before but if you were clever enough to implement this in any sort of interesting fashion you woulda google'd it instead of coming here. So, no one is going to tell you how for fear you'll turn into another annoying 12 year old blaring some horrible pop song on side chat.
  2. You sir, have just won my Dumbass of the Week award. But, back to the point. It's a glitch that'll be patched out sooner or later. But in the mean time enjoy the wall hacks.
  3. Pandema

    Giveaway Thread

    Ohhhhh....M4 and half a dozen mags? Need something for a primary besides my CZ EDIT: Assuming this is still going on of course, which I hope it is.
  4. Dropped cans, dead campfires, gunshots, dead zombies, zombies too well established i nthe area to be mine....its not that hard if you know what you're looking for. Also, Gews I hate you now. Beat me to posting that xD EDIT: Not to mention chems and flares spread around.
  5. Attract more bullets? Kill people better? I suppose the tea towel is a plus.
  6. Pandema

    Define what a "Bandit" is.

    Because for some of us, loot isn't everything. I'd prefer the possibility of getting an awesome play session with a stick up, to another dull CoD-esque deathmatch.
  7. Pandema

    Tell me your best kill...

    My best kill.....airlifting a Shilka and having my friend use it to shoot down other aircraft while I flew us around in a Littlebird. Best. Server. Ever.
  8. Pandema

    How does everyone else feel?

    Honestly, the only time I've been able to sit still long enough in DayZ (The bushwookies! THEY'RE FOLLOWING MEEEEEEE!!) to snipe anyone is when I've got a friend or two down in the town looting.
  9. No one goes to places besides NW, Starry, and Cherno/Elektro? BULLSHIT! I've been tracking someone who's sticking around where I've set up camp for the past three days! EDIT: Which is nowhere near any of those I'd like to add.
  10. Pandema

    The Tale of the Broken Leg

    And this is where I lost it. Bravo good sir, bravo.
  11. Pandema

    Top Heli Spawningpoints

    Generally I find a heli or two up at Devil's Castle whenever I make my way up there.
  12. What is? Everytime I try and eat -anything- I get kicked for this....
  13. My current objective is to find a bloody map. 4 days, Every store NOT on the coast and not a god damn map to be seen. I've got about 5 million watches though, so I'll always know the time.
  14. Pandema

    Bullet proof vest?

    Oh dear lord not this thread again... Does it honestly matter if Frankie is hacking? His videos are entertaining and its not like he's going around nuking servers or teleporting onto players and killing them, more often then not (atleast that we see) he gives players a chance to surrender before he blows them away.
  15. I've seen quite a few of these but never bothered with them, Chernarus is so hilly and forested that landing and taking off with them anywhere apart from the AF is almost impossible.
  16. Pandema

    Broken Leggs U SERIOUS?

    Prolly tripped on a root or a rock. Gotta watch where you put your feet in Balota.
  17. Pandema

    Killed by a rock

    Get back up there! Teach that rocks whos boss! Burn its house down while his family is inside!
  18. tl;dr I got outplayed and want the mechanic taken out. Lemme ask you, if I shot you three times in the chest with a 9mm at close range would you get right back up and shoot me? No, you'd be on the ground dead/dieing because I shot you three times in the chest with a 9mm at close range. You get the element of surprise and still get knocked on your ass? What exactly counts as "geared" to you?
  19. Pandema

    What Have you Done to Survive?

    My friend went AFK once while I was flying our heli around. Started getting chased by another heli with an active gunner, and couldn't shake him. Sacrificed the heli and my friend so I could live.
  20. Pandema

    the mysterious creature

    I've gotten paranoid to the point where if two lights suddenly appeared in the dark I'd be wasting clip after clip in its direction. To date, never seen this and I'm pretty sure its a photoshop.
  21. Pandema

    Zombies Vs ATV's

    Oh god the ATV. Why, why would you drive it? That thing is a death trap, waits till you're nice and geared up then flips and kills you because it wants you to suffer. Did you know it runs on the tears of it's victims?
  22. Run 10km in first person and tell me you still want 3rd person removed.
  23. Pandema

    Mi-17

    I was killed by two up at Devil's Castle on a public hive server. They'd spawned so that they kept sliding into each other and decided to explode as I passed near em.
  24. Pandema

    Paranormal Activity Hack

    Ghost urals. They're coming to violently molest you and steal your gear.
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