Pandema

Not sure how using Teamspeak/Steam/Skype/Ventrilo counts as cheating but, whatever. Everyone can have their own opinions. But, back to the thread. -Stay spread out, any idiot with an AK can kill 3-4 guys if they're all standing in one spot. -Communication, make sure everyone knows where everyone else is. Helps avoid blue on blue. -Overwatch, if you've got a scoped rifle make sure the guy who can use it best is sitting on a hill killing threats. Hell, if you've got one pair of binocs have someone on a hill calling out positions.

I've seen one or two since I started playing, One in the SUV like Steak said and the other in some guys camp. EDIT: Oh and if you find some satchels, don't keep them in your main camp or they'll prolly be used to destroy it.

The SVD. Integrated rangfinder and a reasonable scope make it the top sniper for me. The mildots and common ammo for the M40 are nice, but the scope magnification seems a bit obnoxious to me, making it less useful as some ranges.

This can only end with tears.

Replace the tents in Starry with your camp. No one would expect it, its the perfect plan!

The chain has been broken. -falls on his knees- WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Unless this is possibly another quote from something I missed.

Found an AN2 after a restart once with my mates. Started barrel rolling at an insane speed and screaming about how I'd lost control to screw with them. Aeolus was killed Bimp was killed Killer T Roy was killed The moral of the story is never pretend to lose control of a plane, because you might actually lose control and kill everyone.

Aight, I'll keep that in mind.

How do you know the differences between swallows?

So, never really thought about this, but tell me, how does my comp stack up? Processor Intel Pentium G6950 Dual 2.80ghz 4G Ram Graphics Card ATI Radeon HD 4600 2742 MB memory 297G hard drive

Can we kill snipers with it? Like Redux's chloroform but better?

African of European?

Sounds incredibly excessive. Shooting them woulda done the trick, were all the grenades really necessary? Now, don't get me wrong I love explosives as much as the next guy but it seems like such a waste. EDIT: Best banditry moment....hmmm...finding a campsite with all sorts of goodies. A ural, two UAZs, plenty of guns, food, and ammo, any tool you could imagine, and a satchel charge. Took the tools I wanted, some more ammo for my gun, a few cans of food and drink and the satchel. Got all those vehicles into a nice snugly ball near the tents and set off the bomb. Eventually, the owners of the camp came back and started crying in side chat about how they'd lost everything they had. I never laughed so hard in my life.

Hahahaha I think I may have to try this at some point.

I feel this is more ArmA2 logic but whatever. Crusing down a road in my truck Drift around a corner feeling like a boss Barely nick a rock with my rear bumper 20 meters straight up doing backflips Land and keep on driving like nothing happened

Zombie Wizard

Is there any other possible response to a request like that?

Running hookers over in the editor with a C130J. I don't have a problem.

Best way to die in DayZ? Covered in the blood of other people.

I'd prefer it comes out in June, more likely to have money to buy it at that point.

Only headshots can kill em. Can unload a 200rnd LMG magazine into its chest and it won't go down. Gotta aim for the head, standard zombie logic.

Its called an EVR burst. Have none of you played Namalsk before? Ignore that bit. They have a chance to happen hourly if I remember correctly, most servers disable them because they're a pain unless you find an APSI or something like that from a Bloodsucker or A2. Basically knocks people out and drains blood if they don't have an APSI. EDIT: I just watched it, not an EVR. No idea what it is but its happened to me too. Maybe its an EVR replacement? Or it could be one that didn't go off.....oh well we may never know. DOUBLEEDIT: I just went back onto Namalsk to check this out. Its actually a lead up to an EVR, must be new since I never saw that before when an EVR happened.

And now we know what Orlok is into

I saw the word nameplate as I skimmed and immediately lost all interest in this post

M24 hands down. More like the other snipers with the mil-dot system (barring the Russian ones of course) and has a better kill range.