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Pandema

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  1. Pandema

    Having babies

    Wow, its been awhile since one of these threads showed up. What could adding sex, pregnancy, and children POSSIBLY add to the game beyond making this the Sims: Soviet Zombie Apocalypse edition. Please, for the sake of everyone here. Think before you post, it could save lives.
  2. Pandema

    Instant Death

    Correlation =/= Causation You died to a glitch and the server restarted like it does every four hours. You got killed by a bug in an Alpha, report it on the bug tracker and go back to playing. Don't come here and whine and complain about it.
  3. Pandema

    Cars are nice, but tanks? Yes plox

    Yes, tell me more about how your M4 is going to fucking anything to the tracks on a tank. Being able to climb on top of a tank and opens the hatches would be great but considering the RV engine doesn't like entities on top of entities that prolly wouldn't happen.
  4. Pandema

    Dayz 1 server

    Because thousands of people in Chernarus would be the shittiest thing ever. EvE has its 50k population split up over thousands of systems. Not one 250km map. What EvE does is amazing but the server bank it runs on is absurdly expensive, its basically a military grade super computer.
  5. On my Mosin. Also, FNX red dots are harder to find than Press Vests
  6. "If you wear TTSKO/green clothes you're a KoSer" "If you wear a mask/gas mask you're a KoSer!" "If you wear a cowboy hat you're a KoSer!" Why does wearing something make me a KoSer? What if I just like how it looks?
  7. M107s and AS50s were meant to be rare. Remember how that went? And if the tank breaks down in the middle of combat unless they implement a way to open the hatches on it you can just turn the engine off and wait till the attackers get bored and leave.
  8. It makes sense for their to be things like tanks and APCs. Yes, but then you get the problem of dealing with the tanks and apcs. To deal with them you add AT rockets and then everyones running around with rocket launchers killing eachother and blowing up cities and it all spirals out of control. It'd be realistic but it'd be a pain in the ass gameplay wise.
  9. Pandema

    Happines Meter!

    Wow, not like THIS has been suggested a million times or anything. Seriously, its like you people cannot fathom how that mystical search button works. Plus, happiness is a bag of beans and a trail of dead bodies.
  10. Pandema

    Dayz "ladders"

    Came expecting a suggestion based around actual ladders. Left sorely disappointed. Also, no. We don't need a scoreboard....
  11. I'm fairly certain the tanks in those statues are not actual tanks. And if they are, they're missing everything necessary to operate.
  12. I just wear the greenest clothes I can find that aren't TTSKO (because some jack off decided that only bandits wear those) and do my best not to be seen. You never get forced into a situation where being friendly is necessary if they never see you.
  13. Pandema

    Forget DayZ, let's go shopping

    Try Hiking Boots.
  14. Pandema

    Girl 'abuse' in this game

    This thread creeps me out. Like, alot. God, no wonder we're all sitting here on Valentine's Day instead of out on dates and stuff.
  15. Am I retarded or am I missing something here? I've got an RIS handguard mounted on my M4 in pristine condition, and a weapon flashlight in my bag with a shiny new battery loaded. I can't get the damn light to attach, I've tried dragging, checking the r-click menu, turning it on first, putting it on the ground, trying with the battery in and out. Nothing. Nothing at all. So, what am I doing wrong?
  16. The only safe zone I want is the one I construct from the corpses of my slain foes and punji pits.
  17. Pandema

    Ideas to make Chernarus feel more Eastern European

    I like the idea of AKs and Russian camo. Tracksuits made me lol, only want it if we can squat as well.
  18. Pandema

    Why aren't there 'fat' characters in DayZ?

    Because being obese and and a daily routine of running nonstop and surviving on small amounts of food don't go hand-in-hand.
  19. Pandema

    Real faces in game?

    Whats to stop people from uploading, say, a penis? And run around murdering people with a penis for a face.
  20. Pandema

    bullet ricochet?

    Bullets in the RV engine do ricochet if they hit at shallow enough of an angle. Everything from 9mm to 120mm tank shells. If you shot the floor it'd probably bounce off and impact the wall and that'd be it. Sounds like you shooting alerted someone to your position and they gave you a free trip to the coast though.
  21. Perhaps you have a terribad connection to the rest?
  22. Don't want islands. Want more land to the north. I wanna hit the mountain range thats up there!
  23. Pandema

    5 minute ban :(

    I get that nearly every time I log into a server Esc > Configure > Video fixes it
  24. Pandema

    Great...

    R.I.P in peace Ted. Also, I like all the people who automatically assume that since he climbed a ladder hes a bandit. You do realize gear spawns on some roofs right?
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