Cap'n (DayZ)

Dear Moderators, This should be pinned to the general. This is vital information that the greater community has ignored. Heed my simple request, and I will fangirl my ass off. Best regards, Captain. PS; don't let Ceppy run me over again, Skoda on leg doesn't feel good.

Oh god. The image of beardo tacticool operators is burned into the back of my eyeballs. But I look forward to having a nice stache with some sweet burns. Ladykiller, that's what I am!

Couldn't you guys post some of the info on Chernarus on the main website and kill some of this silly speculation?

No. It's not. I doubt pasting all the trash pile decals and more burned husks would make anything better. Besides, it's Chernarus. No one other than Bohemia (more specifically, Ivan Buchta), has authority to say what Chernarus should be. Actually, the fact that Ivan Buchta isn't involved with map design has really grinded my gears. Thinking of giving it a throw in a rage thread, but I don't know. Honestly, I don't. Really.

Majority no? What the fuck is wrong with you people? You guys aren't any fun, are you?

Rice & Canteen. Simple, keeps me fed, and relatively easy to find. Minimalism is the way to play the game. Greed is the easiest way to get killed ;)

This guy, I like this guy. He knows what we need, not what we want! But anyways, there is a reason why Chernarus is the way it is. EVERY terrain prior to A2 was an island. It was something new, and I hate people that want to desecrate Chernarus further. Bohemia knows best. Their games are always the best when they ignore the wailing masses.

Wrong. They can't expand it, because that's not how Visitor works. Even if they have a "new" engine (still RV, get over it), they're still using Visitor to edit terrains. If I remember correctly, after you choose the terrain border size (15x15 in SZ's case), you can't change that afterward. Technically, it's impossible to expand the map itself. They can however, expand outwards towards areas that are covered in the AU. Miroslavl' is only 3-4km from Kamenka, and we even have a road sign for it already. Wouldn't hurt to start small, by expanding outside South Zagoria.

I saw on twitter today that they've opened up some 75 slot servers in Europe & US. I, unfortunately, was kind of busy when they were testing the 100 player servers and never got the chance to experience. After spending 30 minutes fighting every other bastard trying to get in, I gave up. Sometimes it would show a slot, I'd make it, then it'd show "Connection lost". Other times, I'd just get beat by someone who was faster. I got tired of screaming vulgarity at the screen, and gave up. So how is it? Is the map overcrowded? Is loot spawning correctly? Is desync not too bad?

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The only forumer I've met through name identification was leviski, and that was back in the mod days (shame we never met up). I try to be a friendly person, regardless of who you are/where you're from.

You can't "demand" anything. Surprise! Bohemia doesn't have to fill your every whim, or else the game is a scam. /rant Anyways, I'd like to see basic implementation sometime near the start or midway through beta. Before beta would be amazing, but they still have to code and animate the V3S (even though they mentioned having A2 vehicles working with new physics system). Maybe we'll be getting it earlier than expected?

Progress is looking nice, finally getting on track after the huge additions to the team.

Beans for you, tosvarich!

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Nice guide, but the "disclaimer" threw me off a bit. #rekt

Autorun and porn.

Ever wanted to masturbate to my silky smooth voice? Here it is, you gorgeous bastards. http://www.twitch.tv/thatgamerfromthatisland

Yup, had it for months. Part novelty, part utility.

Personally, I think that the people who voted for no World War displays have a very poor understanding of Eastern Europe...

In most undeveloped countries, cellphones are far more common than you'd believe. Somalia, of all places, has a thriving mobile phone industry. In places like Afghanistan, it's often far easier to simply set up a cellular network in a rural area than setting up telephone lines all over the place. But I don't support the addition of cellphones to the game. Doesn't fit the atmosphere, really.

:thumbsup: :beans: Nice to see some sane, intelligent material on the General for once. Also- could the mods be a bit tighter? Pretty much EVERY thread has someone complaining about Alpha. And it's almost always out of nowhere, as if they just want more places to bitch and moan. I think it would do good if the mods hid some more complaint posts in the places they don't belong.

Rejoice brothers, for our loss was not in vain!!! For many years weeks, we have fought a valiant fight against fascism the evil 5.56. Our countryman and fellow allies have suffered under the tyrannical and murderous reign of the AK-101, and it's evil betrayal of the lore, realism, and STRONK Russian weaponry. But today, the evil Reich has finally admitted defeat. Our troops celebrate the glorious victory over the evil Axis powers, and our banners fly over the city of Prague. The Alliance of valiant and STRONK brother have fought a passionate fight, and it was not in vain after all. Rejoice with your friends, your family. Parade the streets, and cry our call; "5.45 or bust!". And now, I can rest in peace knowing that the CDF will finally be accurately represented in a game other than ArmA. And, on that, I end on a high note...

This is where I draw the line between CZ and CR. Chernarussian is actually the Czech language (with some silly Russian here and there), if you'be ever had the pleasure of playing Harvest Red (one of the better shooter campaigns out there). If you're bothered by the liberal amounts of Czech & Russian, then you've stumbled across the fundamental problem of Chernarus: Russian ethnic minority. I could go into more detail, but I'd just confuse people. A very large amount of Chernarus information is very obscure stuff pulled out of the mission briefings in Harvest Red and some very extensive fan fiction on BIS forums. But it's still pretty cool, tbh.

I think I've made my point about this before. Just because you read in some PC gamer article that the geography of the map is based off some remote part of the Czech Republic, doesn't mean Chernarus and CZ are similar in any way. The only thing they share is the language, but most of you wouldn't know that, because you probably didn't know there was a Chernarussian language. But for the record, Chernarus and CZ are very different states. One is a former member of the USSR, the other is a former Warsaw Pact member. One has the economy of Belarus, the size of Belgium, and has some serious problems with ethnic Russians. The other is NOTHING like Chernarus, bar the language and geography. Devs, could you PLEASE pin the ArmA 2 backstory on the website SOMEWHERE? People are too unaware that there is a backstory.