Cap'n (DayZ)

I played Balota Buddies once. It was okay, I guess. Everyone I met shot at me, and I enjoyed it most of the time. I even snuck a satchel charge into a guys campfire and...you know the rest. But I left pretty soon afterward, I wasn't very fond of some of the people I met.

Well, I was once following a bunch of dudes in a bus who had stopped at the NWA. They were just running around, and one happened to have a hero skin. So, my newbie brain told me to approach the group. But before I got to the end of the tree line behind the ATC tower, cows fell from everywhere attached to parachutes. I was horrified yet amazed. The group of people began to shoot the cows with AS50's, which led me to believe it was a bad idea to come up to them. After they left, I scavenged about ten or fifteen raw meats. Felt kind of bad having illegitimate meat, but I had a great bake sale in Elektro.

Well, its been a while. James Moore, a once active forum troll, has ceased activity. Whilst reports indicate his last known activity was not a while ago, he has not posted nor created a annoying and or pointless thread or reply. What will he be remembered for? He baited arguments, made pointless threads, and insulted some. He will not be missed, and I pray to the great and powerful Cthulu that he does not make a comeback and reply to this thread. So, what shall he be remembered for?

Sexual or non-sexual? Well, I had met a "decent" guy. We had teamed up, and were on okay terms. The problem was, I was meeting up with my bandit friends in Kamenka and it was a good walk from Skalka. My plan was to shoot him in the back to spare him the pain of getting tortured by me buddies. So, I shot him twice with my AKM. He broke his leg and was bleeding, but not dead. After spamming at me with his Winchester, I agreed not to kill him. He was pissed, so I let him cool down. So, I let him take my hatchback and do what ever he pleases. As soon as he turned on the engine, I turned my scroll wheel and the option for satchel charge detonation. I thought for a moment, is this moral? Then, I slipped my finger and the strategically placed explosives lit the poor sap up in a dazzling array of fire and shrapnel. Yet, as I search the burning wretch to look for a spare can of beans, I find him. He was still alive. Messed up, but alive. There he lay, knocked out and bleeding like a water hose. So, I dragged him for a few minutes to my backup camp. The moment I offer him a bandage, he returns the favor with a Makarov he lifted from my pickup. With unatrually fast reflexes, I nail him between the eyes with my G17. An hour and a half later, one of my bandit buddies volunteered to drive us to the NWA and ended up crashing into the lighthouse. I should have spared the guy his trouble and put him out of his misery half an hour before he turned to kill whilst bleeding at 3000 blood.

My old build was similar, it should run stable at medium settings. I just hate it when people fight over Intel and AMD. Both are good, and for different reasons. If you're on a budget and plan on overclocking, then get the AMD. If you want the absolute best performance and be able to gloat about it, Intel. But at what I assume your budget is, I'd recommend an AMD. 110-130 dollar AMD's will SLAUGHTER even the highest end i3. Just sayin', brah.

Okay, I'd get a grenade launcher or non-lethal tear gas gun in 40mm. I'll remove some of the HE/Tear gas shells projectile and insert correctly sized roadflares. I would then fix a gas lighter on a metal bar going to the tip you ignite. Then, I would lightly douse the flare with petrol. Viola, I now have the ultimate PvP death machine.

So, how exactly does one attain a will to be buried in an occupied home? You know what, I'm getting on to something. Mr Nelson, your previous wife, they didn't die on accident or by their own will. No, you murdered them! Prepare to burn at the stake by roadflare!

I'm not a bandit, but I don't agree with you on #1. He took advantage of your weakness, and had every right to. A good bandit does not need to be praised as honorable towards his methods of killing. He simply needs to walk away alive and well with your loot. But does that change my outlook on bandits? Nope. I kill them anyways, brah.

I've posted about this before, I'm doing it again. I don't stash twenty Urals deep in the forest. I have a hatchback hidden somewhere very secret, and have managed to keep up with it for the last two weeks. I don't rely on cars all the time, and only use them if I plan to travel across a great distance or get somewhere fast. And right now, the vehicle physics and driving mechanics are fine and dandy. Why do they have to rehaul something that works and it works good at that. Just my two cents.

Most of the reviews seem legit, but there a five or six posts from users who have only posted once to review this server. Shady bit much, brah?

I don't call anyone a "bambi", or refer to a group of players as "bambies". I call everyone by "brah". Dog is my hero, don't tread on me, brah.

I know I'm not famous on these forums, but I'd love to see Cap'ns Roadflare Energy Elixir as a lootable drink.

I've never seen anyone willing to type up all that text for some random strangers on a forum, but that must be a good quality. Most of things I heard/read please me, but I'm not very happy that vehicles won't be making it into the game for a while. Why can't you just port all the current vehicles into the game? I understand they're trying to implement advanced mechanics for everything, but don't you think a crafting system for vehicles is a bit overdone? And to think, we'll only be able to travel on foot for almost six months, on a map even bigger than its current state. This is one of the very few times I've been unpleased with the development teams plans.

Hey, I'm also 14. I could consider joining your escapade, but I might get bad ping because I'm here in the states. I don't get to play with people my age that often, so it'd be nice to hang with people I might be able to relate to. I'll forward a message to you if I want to join.

They are not reanimated corpses, they are living people driven mad by a virus that makes you crave flesh. Like bath salts.

Yeah, but consoles don't need to keep up with PC's. People get consoles because they are cheap, convenient, and don't require many of the things a PC does. But DayZ would struggle in its current form, but the Standalone will be able to squeeze out better framerates. But have you ever played BF3 on the consoles? It shows how demanding games, even when downsized for a console port, have trouble running. So I could see some difficulty with consoles handling the game.

I'm sorry that I said that, I went back and only then did I pick up that you're Norwegian. Not that you'll forgive me, but I just want to satisfy myself by apologizing.

I'm ready to spill blood the moment someone posts with an "lol".

Very informative. I don't see PvP that often, but I like to watch a guide here and there to see what others have to say about the do-whats and do-nots. One thing I must point out is that instead of one entire video showing what you did right and what you did wrong, make a seperate video for each. One should show sucess and the other should show the ultimate defeat-death.

Big words, poor grammar. That shit don't mix right.

Some more than others.... :wub:

I've shot a M1911 before. It's loud, it's heavy, and makes a big hole. And I agree that pistols should get a buff. I miss how the M1911/Revolvers were a one hit kill on zombies, and now pretty much every pistol but the revolver and 1911 are more akin in damage to a squirt gun. Just sayin'

CQB: AKS-74U. Plentiful ammo, decent ironsights, and okay damage in such a small package. Midrange/Everything: Was once the AKM, but I've found the Sa.58 to be superior in many ways. Plus, it looks awesome. Long Range: Either the SVD Camo or CZ550. I don't snipe all that much, but a rifle with a scope comes in handy.

Make the crosshairs near useless as they are now, and I'd be fine. I only use them in CQB anyways, as its a helluva lot faster than ADS.