Cap'n (DayZ)

Yeah. I hate Valve. I admit it. They break promises, and end game franchises by promising another sequel.

I see this logic a lot. Someone assumes that they have to become an asshole so they don't get killed by assholes. Well, you could be cautious instead of running up to someone expecting them to friendly. KOS doesn't solve everything, and it will do quite the opposite when you get that gracing bandit skin. Now we ALL have a good excuse to shoot you.

HD 4000 is suitable for just low frames, with an average of thirty, if luck forty frames.

High settings, 40 frames.

I pity you.

Even when people buy a good enough laptop to run DayZ on ultra settings, some asshole tells them that no laptop can run DayZ. If you play a grand for a dedicated gaming laptop, 9/10 I guarantee you that you can play at LEAST high settings. A freaking 650m handles fine on high, and you can get one of those in a $700 laptop!

Hello everyone, as you should all know, the standalone is being released very soon. These last few weeks of ardent and persistent waiting(and somewhat limited patience) have given me time to look back on where we have gone as a community. We all have one thing alike. We take out time of our lives that could have been spent being productive or having quality time with friends and family to play, in my opinion, THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER! That aside, we've changed as a community. We started out as a bunch of hipsters thinking we're the shiznit because we play the most hardcore game ever, to a bunch of passive aggressive pessimists that can't help but make fun of the things they love and hate about this game. And with the standalone coming on the horizon, what direction might we take as a community. Might we change for the better or the worst? Or should we, God forbid, stay as we are now? Give me your thoughts, please. Oh, and beans. I like beans.

You'd be surprised. Very surprised.

Challenge accepted

I don't regret making him my avatar :)

Thanks for the answer. I'm downloading Steam at the moment, feel kind of bad because I have a passionate hate for Valve that goes back a long time.

I actually like how the OP handled this. Good job buddy, beans on me.

You messed up with the title. It should be "The Thought Process of Ten Year Old Children Who Play DayZ".

I'm curious as to if you plan to release the standalone outside of Steam. I understand that Steam is a very good distribution method, but there are still those of us who don't have it(including myself).

I bet you ten beans and a road flare that I can get there first.

Did someone mention a political thread? I'd love a place to let my right wing dribble run loose. Anyways, I think we're just going to go back to the old days when the standalone comes. We'll be learning controls, new areas, and reporting countless bugs via rage thread. Oh, and I'll be the first to settle Utes. Anyone want to challenge me on that?

Very good points indeed. I'm not too fond of the types who act like they're smarter than everyone else here(I could name a few). I don't like talking down to others and starting arguments because I'd rather have people like me than make an enemy. So, I avoid starting a violent argument. I recommend others do the same, because it makes you look less like an asshole.

Down the shitter?

Oh great. City Life RPG. Like we need more of that. Have you ever played it? Its not the game, it's the community that sucks.

SWIM TO UTES BRETHERN!

But, but, but what about those of us who don't have Steam? I have Steam, but I have a lot of things against Valve and their business practices and I avoid getting a game from them unless its a steam exclusive. I bought ArmA 2 CO and all the DLC's off of Amazon. Why can't it be on Amazon?

Listen guys, lets be thankful. At least we don't have to deal with things outside of infantry combat(bar the huey). Otherwise, then we'd have a real reason to complain.

AMD has better performance for the money. If you want to pay more than you have to for something that is just *slightly* better(seriously, 4-6 frame difference between most i5's and the 6300 and 8350). Plus, AMD GPU's have a WAY better TDP(how much power it takes), and again bring more performance for the money. So, unless you want the best possible and have the money to back it up, I'd stay with AMD for any sub-$900 build.

Dean pretends to hate us but is really planning to kidnap and systematically murder each and every one of us so he can have cold, hard necrophilla with our cold corpses.

*cough* bottleneck *cough* But seriously, that build screams "no upgrade for you!". With an AMD build, you can afford a much better board with overclocking capability, 8 gigs of ddr3 ram, and an equivilant graphics card(660 is about the same as 7850). Plus, he'd get better quality parts in the computer itself.