Cap'n (DayZ)

Yeah, they should start recruiting forum moderators for the full DayZ website. I would be a great moderator! The first thing I would do? Permaban g000gle

Just the other day, me and a buddy were watching DayZ tube videos. I then passively mention "...isn't this such a nice looking game?". He gives me this shrewd look like I just had unprotected sex with his mother and says that this is an "awful looking game". He even says it looks like Skyrim on the console. I hold back my fanboyish rage, with nothing but blood on my mind. I then come back at him; "Well, you only think that because you play on Low settings". He gets offended and defends that he does it for better frames, and I stop the video we were watching. After looking for a decent video(most tubers play on such low settings), I find a decent benchmark video. Then he says CALL OF DUTY LOOKS BETTER. At that point, my blood is boiling and I unleash full rage. We didn't talk for a while, and he still insists that this is a bad looking game. So, I come here to ask if you think that ArmA 2(DayZ) is a graphically attractive game. Oh, and do you have a decent computer and play on low settings. If so, why? Are you a fps zealot? Are you clueless at updating video drivers? Or do graphics even matter to you?

We have missionaries from Skalisty to Skalka.

Please Inception, perma ban him. Do it for the children.

Why is it even pre-pubescent Europeans can speak English as a second language that people can actually understand when I'm a freshman who doesn't know but fragments of broken Spanish and German?

You spoiled little bastard :) I've got ONE 7950, lol

Wouldn't it be easier just to beat them to death while they're unconscious? Or for lolz factor, drown them in the ocean?

I'd be afraid of cutting a blood vessel because I had motion sickness from the neon lights and eighties music.

There are THREE decent quad core AMD's I can mention. The Phenom II X4 965, FX 4300, and the FX 4350. The 965 and 4300 have very similar benchmarks, while the 4350 is a bit ahead of both of them.

I've got an 8350 and I'm proud. Paired with a decent GPU(7950), I max the game! And I'm kind of tired of people telling me my computer sucks and I should give in to the man and become a follower of Nvidia and Intel...no thanks!

No, Stea-I mean his jaw is wider than mine so I need to shave a bit off so I can pass for Stea-him.

dbl post #yolo

I could also get an ultrabay upgrade and have two 750m's run in SLI. What could I expect from that?

Evil plan man, evil plan

A mature ten year old? Who plays DayZ? Isn't that like finding a hybrid between William Shatner and a Unicorn?

I'd run an illegal fishing rig and sell caviar to everyone!

I know enough already :)

Thank you Apple, I'm skinning the body as of now. Is anyone willing to lend a bone saw?

I'm going to hunt down one of the alpha testers, murder him, and wear his skin just so I can brag about playing the standalone before all of you.

I'm thinking of replacing my current laptop with a new one(its not my main rig), and I've been looking at the Lenovo Y400. I want to know if I'll be able to play at 30+ fps on at least high settings on 1280x720p, and I'd prefer a quick response. And please don't give me any of that "ermhagerd get a dsktp bro lol xD" bull. I'm getting it because I travel quite a bit and, tbh, I already have a desktop. So, here are the specs; CPU- Intel Core i7 3630qm quad core @ 3.4ghz GPU- Nvidia GTX 750m @ 950mhz RAM- 8gb DDR3 1600 HDD- 1TB + 16gb SSD

5930x1080? I play on mostly Very High, but I've got a res of 1280x720 so that MAY explain why its still playable for me. Oh, and did you steal that PC from NASA and hook it up to an OCTO SLI GTX 780?

Gews, I can't help but feel the greatest of pity for you. The Fellowship of The Roadflare will pray for you.

Yeah, he's one of those late-to-come console gamers who've been partially admitted into the elite society known as "pc gamers". He plays on an older ASUS laptop, and frankly can't handle much above low settings. He's been treated so harsh by poor framerates, flat textures, and expensive games that he has yet fully found a footing in this much, much superior race.

Hello everyone, I am here tonight to talk about possible expansion of Chernarus. For those of you who don't know or are ignorant pricks that never bothered to actually play ArmA 2, the part of Chernarus we actually play in is not the full country. It is but a province, only a small region of a medium sized nation. What I'd like to see is an expansion outside of our current borders, maybe occupying the current space of the debug plains. Chernogorsk is not the actual capital of Chernarus; Novigrad is the official capital if you've read up enough source material about Chernarus. Maybe there could be separate parts of Chernarus that are different maps and could be loaded by traveling "off map". This could alleviate the extra burden of expanding the current map. Anyways, how would you guys feel about the expansion of Chernarus(South Zagoria as it is now). And is anyone else out there as interested in Chernarus itself as a nation? Or is it just an unhealthy obsession and that I need to take medication?

Rocket should just abandon his social life and cater to our needs. Then he will see the true light.