Cap'n (DayZ)

Typo :(

That ladies and gents, is why you don't fuck with a party-party bus!

I'd get a new motherboard AND switch to AMD if I were you. Oh, and you have Jack Frags Steambox. It's a terrible build. The CPU bottlenecks everything.

Who doesn't love me? Except for Orlok and that guy with the avatar of Robert Downey Junior, but he's been inactive for a good month or two.

Y'know, sometimes I feel bad for you guys out there. Some of you can't have guns at all(majority of the known world), some are so restricted it doesn't really count(UK, Australia, Germany). I'm on our school shooting team(don't joke about that shit, its competition shooting with .22's), and we compete state wide. Of course, it is slowly dying from a lack of funds by the school and the growing infection of leftists in our community.

Yeah, they should start recruiting forum moderators for the full DayZ website. I would be a great moderator! The first thing I would do? Permaban g000gle

Just the other day, me and a buddy were watching DayZ tube videos. I then passively mention "...isn't this such a nice looking game?". He gives me this shrewd look like I just had unprotected sex with his mother and says that this is an "awful looking game". He even says it looks like Skyrim on the console. I hold back my fanboyish rage, with nothing but blood on my mind. I then come back at him; "Well, you only think that because you play on Low settings". He gets offended and defends that he does it for better frames, and I stop the video we were watching. After looking for a decent video(most tubers play on such low settings), I find a decent benchmark video. Then he says CALL OF DUTY LOOKS BETTER. At that point, my blood is boiling and I unleash full rage. We didn't talk for a while, and he still insists that this is a bad looking game. So, I come here to ask if you think that ArmA 2(DayZ) is a graphically attractive game. Oh, and do you have a decent computer and play on low settings. If so, why? Are you a fps zealot? Are you clueless at updating video drivers? Or do graphics even matter to you?

We have missionaries from Skalisty to Skalka.

Please Inception, perma ban him. Do it for the children.

Why is it even pre-pubescent Europeans can speak English as a second language that people can actually understand when I'm a freshman who doesn't know but fragments of broken Spanish and German?

You spoiled little bastard :) I've got ONE 7950, lol

Wouldn't it be easier just to beat them to death while they're unconscious? Or for lolz factor, drown them in the ocean?

I'd be afraid of cutting a blood vessel because I had motion sickness from the neon lights and eighties music.

There are THREE decent quad core AMD's I can mention. The Phenom II X4 965, FX 4300, and the FX 4350. The 965 and 4300 have very similar benchmarks, while the 4350 is a bit ahead of both of them.

I've got an 8350 and I'm proud. Paired with a decent GPU(7950), I max the game! And I'm kind of tired of people telling me my computer sucks and I should give in to the man and become a follower of Nvidia and Intel...no thanks!

No, Stea-I mean his jaw is wider than mine so I need to shave a bit off so I can pass for Stea-him.

dbl post #yolo

I could also get an ultrabay upgrade and have two 750m's run in SLI. What could I expect from that?

Evil plan man, evil plan

A mature ten year old? Who plays DayZ? Isn't that like finding a hybrid between William Shatner and a Unicorn?

I'd run an illegal fishing rig and sell caviar to everyone!

I know enough already :)

Thank you Apple, I'm skinning the body as of now. Is anyone willing to lend a bone saw?

I'm going to hunt down one of the alpha testers, murder him, and wear his skin just so I can brag about playing the standalone before all of you.

I'm thinking of replacing my current laptop with a new one(its not my main rig), and I've been looking at the Lenovo Y400. I want to know if I'll be able to play at 30+ fps on at least high settings on 1280x720p, and I'd prefer a quick response. And please don't give me any of that "ermhagerd get a dsktp bro lol xD" bull. I'm getting it because I travel quite a bit and, tbh, I already have a desktop. So, here are the specs; CPU- Intel Core i7 3630qm quad core @ 3.4ghz GPU- Nvidia GTX 750m @ 950mhz RAM- 8gb DDR3 1600 HDD- 1TB + 16gb SSD