Cap'n (DayZ)

Y'know, this community is unusually accepting. Maybe its because we're all freaks on an equal level?

I'd actually like that, but I'm afraid it be misused. I think it'd make it easier for fresh spawns to cheat their way out of a bad spawn. It should be limited to having a pistol or rifle or something. It'd be pretty disturbing finding someone against the wall who's blown their brains out and it's stained the wall.

I don't think it means anything. Anyways, I don't hate Valve. I just say that to get attention. I admit it, I'm an attention whore. But if I wasn't, I'd come across as pretty bland. So be thankful I act like a complete dumbass. Very thankful.

I'd actually love to see Joe's review of the DayZ standalone. He's never reviewed the mod before(well, he reviews "games", not mods), but I'm kind of worried he'd review the alpha, not the beta. Anyways, I love his rants.

Well, I'm not a big fan of their customer service. And three keys for various games were stolen from me. Then I got banned from their forums. Then they drowned a kitten. But the short answer, is yes, I am a hipster :)

I want your internet.

I'm always right. Just ask anyone who's famous here, I'm a voice of wisdom.

I don't like Valve. Actually, I have burning hate for Valve. Please don't brand me a heretic and burn me at the stake.

Good thing I ran across some tents filled to the brim with medical supplies...hopefully not hacked. Anyways, great patch and it breaths new life to the mod.

Nope, its actually getting better. The overhaul will work wonders, and we'll all be thankful.

Ah, so I'm not the only person who has noticed their...relations. ArmA 3 a steam exclusive, and now DayZ standalone slated as being a Steam exclusive. DayZ using Valve Anti Cheat and Valve servers...well it looks like Bohemia has indeed become Valves bitch!

From what I understand. Dean has become Valves bitch. or vice-versa. Or I'm completely wrong and deserve a lynching.

Those fine weapon weapon models are very much worthy of my semen.

I was brought to DayZ by CHKilroys videos. They were funny, entertaining, and captured what DayZ was about. Tension, suspense, action, and comedy rolled into one big bag o' fun! Honestly, I watch a lot of Jackfrags and Seananners. Everyone hates me for loving Seananners, but that son of a bitch and his misfit friends are motherfucking comedy gold. They have a pretty solid DayZ series, but I'd suggest you watch the earlier episodes and stop at 21 because the quality goes downhill from there. Oh, and there is a video that is primarily meant as a benchmark but the guy carried it on and made three episodes. He never speaks, and it shows the harsh reality of the DayZ world and our eventual death. Plus, its one of the few DayZ videos where they're not playing on very low settings. It ruins the enjoyment of watching a video when some asshole has everything but grass and trees disabled because they "need" 120 frames per second. Jack Frags is a very good example.

I like the movement speed and fluidity, makes me feel less like someone carrying a bag of bricks. but still, I think people with more gear should go slower. But I like how the fluid movement might balance the new zombie pathfinding, which seems a great improvement even if the zombie animations are...mediocre. I think everything with the standalone right now is playable, STILL looks better than the Mod and I bet whore money it'll play better too.

Go to the "new player discussion" thread, and the first thread you'll see will say "Can I Run It?". Click on that and post your specs. Anyways, that PC sucks pubes.

I'm surprised at the amount of accounts that have been created solely to trash the DayZ standalone...a game in Alpha. Its not anywhere CLOSE to being finished. What we'll be playing is going to be an ALPHA test, and we'll have just about a year until it hits Beta. Then a couple of months until ACTUAL release. But from what I've seen, some assholes are going to treat it like a full game like the idiots they are. Listen, it hasn't even been in development but for six freaking months. I can understand some criticism, but acting like this is going to be a total failure? What do YOU know? Explain to me just how you can see into the "future"? From what I understand, our whiny little friend has sent as many poorly trained conscripts from the dwindling Cunt army as he could to rage us into submission. Your mistake. We're a well oiled war machine, and your baseless arguments and poor grammar will never sway the masses. When the standalone is FULLY released, it'll be the best motherfucking game ever and you'll be a thing of the past.

Whew, I thought for a second I shed all of that semen for nothing.

You know what g000gle, I'm sorry I was so mean to you! You're not so bad after all!

I feel you brother, I feel you.

Are they going to follow the ArmA 3 model and release it as a playable and stable alpha, move on to beta, then go to full release? I hope so, because this game will lose quite a bit of hype if they don't. I'm excited from the game play, but how longer am I going to have to wait until I can pick up a version, unfinished or not, that I can play legally? I know I'm being an un-patient bitch, but am I going to have to wait more than a year?

I'm sorry I didn't post earlier, my hands have been sore from all this masturbating whilst watching E3. So far, they've actually delivered above my expectations just through the game play shown. I felt a twinkle of hope when Dean mentioned he MIGHT have vehicles on release, no shits given if they aren't some super craftable whatever everyone else is frothing at the mouth for. Also, why is it the only weapon they've implemented is the AK-74MN(I WON BITCHES! MY FAVORITE GUN GOT IMPLEMENTED!) when both Matt & Dean mentioned that all the weapons are *somewhat* finished? Isn't everything just *somewhat* finished? Anyways, the best of luck to Dean, Matt, and the entire team of Czech geniuses that are making the game of my dreams!

Will Spike show some footage of the DayZ/Bohemia booth? I'm sitting here watching E3 and I'm in total rage mode because I haven't seen any footage yet and I doubt they will. But still, I MUST see footage.

I hope its like the ArmA 3 Alpha where we get early access, play around with it in its primitive state, and then get the full game for free.

SKALKA!