Cap'n (DayZ)

It was morning. The sun peaks above the horizon, it's warm auburn rays warm my face. I look to sidechat, and glance away to scratch my crotch. A player, only known by his alias "Eli" offers a ride on his motorbike. I feel inclined to ask, but nasty logic gets in the way. After a desync, restart, and finding an AK, I finally ask if I can join him on his magical ride. I await him at the factory, running in circles to avoid getting hit by my ardent pursuers. I hear the low grumble of his bike as it approaches, and I eagerly swagger out to meet him. We exchange a gleeful but cautious hello, and I hop on. The engine starts, and we take off. It's painfully slow, barely faster than running. We decide to head to Berezino, and I park the bike at the barn complex. We loot the town, finding mediocre loot and medical supplies. He switches between VOIP and typing frequently, as so do I. I'm nervous to speak in my jumbled attempt to add depth to my horny teen persona. As Eli loots the tents, I over watch from the apartments I hear the exchange of gunfire. Eli kills his assailant, who refused to accept our calls of friendship. My attention wonders, as I spot a bandit headed strait to Eli. I raise my CZ, and place him on the tip of the chevron. I shoot him once, and he bleeds, shoot him a second time and he still lives. He falls to slumber, and I finish him off with the remainder of my rounds. I work my way through the zombies, and we search for car parts to fix our shitty motorbike. We find nothing of value, and return to the city. We find refuge in the hospital, exchanging blood and bandages. But something happens. A viral zed, enraged with aggro, glitches through the barrier and hits me. I'm infected. I scream over voice "DAMMIT!", and throw my keyboard across the room. I kill myself, and Eli swears to protect my body. As I run back, I look to side to witness the death message. Eli has died. Rage fills my heart, and I set off to find whoever killed my new friend. After running back and forth for car parts, I have two wheels and an engine and I stumble upon the barn complex. It's gone. I switch to side, and ask in a clear, emotionless tone. Who took my bike? No answer. I ask again. No answer. I ask a third time, and no one claims responsibility. Anger fills my soul, but something attracts my attention. A bus and a motorbike going further into Berezino. Its my bike. I scream over side, threatening the crooks. I run out, Enfield blazing. I yell out, "EAT ME BUS BOY!". I scream it, again and again, but no response. I destroy one of their tires, and they come to a stop. A zed runs up, and one hit infects me. I curse, and lose my will to live. I run up to them, and scream into voice "EAT ME BITCHES, EAT ME!". They open fire, and I witness my flesh shatter and my bones break, and I pass out. One of them comes to me, and pulls out his sidearm. "Nice bike, bitch.". "Cap'n has died". I quit after that.

That you Marietta?

You like my oily legs? I did just for you, hessy.

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Fuck paragraphs. I want you to be breathless when you finish. That way, I can reply BEFORE you start being critical of me. I'm talking to you, Orlok.

Oh, now don't let my imagination wonder ;)

Oh, I ask one thing of you Dean. Can we have body oil? I want my character to look like a badass, and thus body oil is required.

The game feels really drab without it, and the yellowish grass looks like shit because...because it's drab and bright. And everything deegisio says contradicts how I feel, so I feel inclined to make a threatening and badass one liner directed torwards him.

They speak Czech, beyotch. The fake brands(off of billboards) are based off of Czech brands. Russian ethnic minorities and communist(russian supported) insurgents are the bad guys. Judging from their game history, Bohemia is not very fond of Russians.

Rocket is a fashionable kiwi, and Matt is a childish looking Brit. They all hang out with barely discernable, drunken czechs. At least the beer is cheap.

I'm hoping that the dev team at least attempts to keep it Chernarus. I don't want a first world, urban western european nation. We have enough of those. I think a post Soviet state is a perfect back drop. It shouldn't be dirt poor, but not exactly well off like most of Europe. I'd also like someone to port Chernarus+ to ArmA 3 and some of the weapons too, it'd be really nice.

God damn, is it me or does the game look as good as ArmA 3? Yeah, lighting and texture quality are an A+ in my book. As much as the ArmA elitists hate it, bloom is good. It makes people like the game. So lather that bitch in bloom, lather it. Lather it so I don't need post processing to get bloom. Oh, and the M4 texture looks nice but that sight is pretty low poly. About as low poly as most current A2 sights. The animations add some variety and appeal, but they're only so much better than ArmA 2. Oh, and THANK YOU GOD, JESUS, CTHULU AND ROCKET FOR THE NEW HANDS. YOU MADE THEM LOOK DECENT? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES ARMA 2'S HANDS? Why isn't anyone complaining, why? God, I need to lay off the 5 hour energy.

Today is easily one of the best days for me. I've crossed nearly every corner of the map, I've survived countless player encounters, and I'm pretty well geared. I've got a PDW with two G17 mags, and AK-74 with three, and a AKM with two mags. I've got a Survival ACU, GPS, map, food, and lots of meat. I have both a water bottle and a hunting knife, and other goodies of self reliance. And I'm considering setting up camp near Zelenogorsk, finding some tents and a good pond for drinking water. But then again, I kind of want to head back to the coast and get some medical supplies. The problem is, I almost always die a horrific and frustrating death(infection 9 times out of 10). So, should I settle down and find a place to settle, or go Chernogorsk to find medical supplies and risk getting sniped.

I'm just curious if anyone else here has some unpleasant tendencies. I can't help but go through the backpack of anyone and everyone I meet. One time, I stole six MRE's out of a partners pack. Nice guy, I'd like to apologise. Another time, one of the first people I met held me up in Dolina. While he was going through my pack, I went through his pack, pulled out an AKM and unloaded into his face. Serves him right for taking my road flares.

Well, I've upgraded quite a bit since then lol. I have everything I need to be self sufficient, and I found a nice spot in Skalka where I have access to a pond, ural spawn, and a short run to NWAF. I have two bloodbags so I can do the medic thing, but I'm a little cautious about it since I don't have a car yet. I've got a Czech pack, a M4A1 CCO with six mags, a M9SD with only two, and a buttload of gear(every one in the game I think). So risking my ass for an antibiotics run and going into one of the three cities with hospitals(don't say berezino isn't crowded, I killed two heavily armed guys there just today). So, all I need is a tent to store my shit and a car and I'll be off to become a wilderness survival ambulance hero dude. Sounds sweet, right?

Yeah, same here. It wasn't dead on, but it did a damn good job of making fun of us.

Actually, the country is primarily influenced by the Czech republic. They domestically produce their own weapons. All of which are badass.

Isn't Green Mountain where the infection originated? Like, it was developed there by the Chernarussian government as a biological weapon, but testing went horribly wrong and it spread everywhere? Anyways, that might explain the doctor zombies, the pile of dead bodies(test subjects), and the doctor who hung himself on the tower.

Well, I've dreamt of making a DayZ movie adaptation before, and it got pretty episodic after a while. I wrote the dreams down afterwards, and I got a pretty solid film if the writing is done right. I can't remember the title, something like "The Days" or "The Days Ahead". I made up the title afterwards.

You've destroyed any potential shred of respect someone on this forum may have given you.

I like that you too appreaciate the armaverse and wish to keep DayZ in the armaverse.

Either a Vz.58 or a AR-15. An AR-15 would be like the CZ, mostly farm/supermarket loot. the Eastern European version of this would be the Saiga, which would be even better(rifle. not the shotgun you little nooblets :P)

Hell yes I would! That includes never seeing a video of DayZ, then it would be the ultimate experience.

C'mon! First person is ugly! ArmA is a nice looking game, but the FPS models don't do it justice. It can only be really enjoyed in 3rd. Do you want to look at those conformed, blocky, poly fest of a hand?

I don't play in 1st person for 2 reasons. Head bobbing and those god awful first person models. How could Bohemia make them SO bad? The weapons have higher poly counts than in many modern games, why couldn't they make the hands high poly too? They look ugly as hell, and the only weapons that aren't held like its breaking your risk is the AK's. If they make 1st person hand models look less ugly, then I'll consider using first person.