Cap'n (DayZ)

What is with the blue tint, and your commentary is annoying as hell. I assume because you are lonely.

I was bandaging a poor soul in Kamyshovo when a dude in a chick skin, who sounded about 10-12 years old, came out of the treeline and held us up. He told me I have "nice" gear, and started shooting at me. I was standing still, and his MP5 was on the giggle switch. He emptied an entire magazine, and I picked up my CZ while he was reloading and ran behind a house. My friend who was bandaging shot him in the leg, and I come out of cover to hear the bandit whining over side. I tell him to switch to direct, and he tells me that I "don't know the game control things,". Since he ran out of ammo trying to shoot at me and the guy, we deice our best route of action is to fuck with him. My friend offers to drag him off, but insist we kill him. He turns down my offer to execute the child, and instead walks off in the direction of Rog. A few minutes later, I see the bandit's death message and my friend say "The deed has been done, meet me in Otmel.". then, the kid starts crying over side, yelling at us "what I do to you to make you do that?", and I could hear what sounded like muffled sobs. After watching the leagues of people on side insulting him(through text of course), I meet up with my friend and I ask him what he did. He tells me: "I dragged him up to the tower, dropped him off, and fed him to the zombies.". I laughed, and we looted the city of Elektro. it was a glorious day indeed.

That's no excuse to discount realism, m8

Their mouths...they incite fear in my heart. Also, why does he have a picture of Mr. Titty-ov on the wall?

It took me a minute to realize Jackall made this thread. Time to abort this train wreck of nonsensical dillusionism.

The community hates me. I started talking on one server, word spread, now everyone recognizes me. I stopped playing it because they removed grass. Why? I understand it might be fairer, but haven't I stressed this enough? I WANT THE GAME TO LOOK NICE! Is that too much to ask? Why do I have to be fucking punished for enjoy nice graphics? STANDALONE 4 LIFE!

I'm a friendly guy, I've teamed up with people multiple times. I've only been backstabbed a few times, but I make sure not to team with shady characters. Today I gave a total stranger a ride to Stary and he gave me a hand grenade and anti's in return. See? Its not all bad. I think you are all overblowing it. Or I have a server with a more than average amount of friendlies. Anyhoo, I play on US 635. join me, I'm lonely. My friend left me for Rome 2.

moar pls

Do not worry brothers, the man himself is with us. The first person scourge may be tamed, but we can never stop fighting. UNTIL DEATH, WE MUST NOT GIVE UP!

You still playing on US 240? I remember talking to you there, I might come by and hand over some of MRE's to keep ya goin'

Well...I'm cursed. And what does it involve? Groups. Whenever I'm alone, I'm doing great. I may not survive more than 5-6 days usually, but I get geared fast. I'll have a car, and my camp out in the woods. But when I pair up, bad shit happens. It's happy trails for the first few hours, but something always goes horribly wrong. I'll use yesterday as an example. Me and my friend Eli(coolest guy ever), were noobin' around the NE strip headed to NWAF. We both had bitchin' gear, and were going to find even more bitchin' gear. We hear a shot near Devils, and we got to investigate. POW POW POW. I'm hit, and we drive away. I've got blood below three thousand, bleeding. We pull behind a tree, and Eli bloods me. After that ordeal, I end up breaking the truck's tire trying to hide. After Eli decides to play 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton over Skype as my punishment, we set out to loot the airfield. We make it out of the treeline on the road from Grishino to Petrovka. We start killing zeds for drinks, when a random skiddie jumps out and starts shooting. he knocks Eli out, and I go to flank him. Eli tries to hide, but he passes out again and he is eaten alive. I, prone, hidden by my wookie suit, slowly creep up on a bush. I see that it has "cancer", and I wait for the lump to move. He gets up to loot my friend, and I nail him with my CZ. I come up to finish him off, and he ALT-F4's. I'm pissed, and I decide to continue on to the airfield. Another friend joins the call, and I convince Eli to play A 1000 Miles over side for all of our server to hear. After looting the airfield without running into a single dude, I've got a Czech pack, m16 ACOG, and a PDW with six mags. I've got four anti's, four bloodbags, and a shit-ton of ammo. All because I'm alone. So, do you guys ever feel like this? I hope so, cause it sucks and I hate playing solo because it's so lonely and I don't have fun people to talk to. Oh, and I play on US 635. Join me for some fantabulous fun!

People hated this? That was pretty good. Beans to you, friend-o :beans:

Well, I find all of mine in barns. But my friend Eli usually checks the big industrial buildings.

Well, the 260 is a pretty weak card. I'd suggest you upgrade to a better card. Current gen AMD cards are at the lowest prices yet, you can get a 7850 for 140-150 dollars and a 7870 for 180. I'd suggest you look into a upgrade.

Also, I want to see Fraggle in handcuffs. Anyone agree?

Is he playing, ugh, Breaking Point? Nooby has no good taste.

I just used this as an excuse to see me and God sipping iced tea and eating lemon squares, relaxing on the Utes beach watching everyone kill each other on the mainland. Kind of like "Meanwhile, in Standalone:".

I think it's funny that people who are proponents of removing 3rd, don't usually play on 1st person servers. If you don't like other people using it, why not play a 1st only server? Just sayin :P

If so many people prefer first over third, then why the hell are none of them playing on first person only servers. Are they bothered at the thought of people playing on servers where it is enabled? I'd like some insight, please :P

Are you going to do issues about people within the community itself? You could exploit some interesting situations. Just throwing it out there.

You just generalized the majority of the DayZ community. Stereotyping people isn't cool, man.

Meh, Rocket plans to leave it as it is. Why do I support Rocket? because he is smarter than me. And most of you. I hope he makes it the game he wants it to be, because I'm pretty cool with what Rocket wants. After my rant and following nom-down by my good acquaintance Orlok, I'm laying off the pissing contest. Sadly, I think I just fueled this thread a little more.

I'm angered by this. There is no fucking reason that you need to remove third person. What, so you can feel comfortable knowing other people are being kept from their preference because you just decided to be a whiny bitch? Play a fucking 1st person only server, kid. I'm mad, Ii'm really fucking mad. I'm so mad I could slam my head against the wall in rage. That kind of mad.

I'm sure we'll get an influx of new and creative people into the forums.

Ugh, I hate the coast. Unless I've just netted an easy spawn with good loot and a safe route North that can easily supply me(Balota or Komarovo), and after I've cleansed I split for the North. The South is nothing but death, banditry, and a easy way to get sniped. I generally stick around the Mid West strip though.