Cap'n (DayZ)

I'd prefer it soon, but I can wait. Only so long ;)

While I understand an assload of this community hasn't even touched ArmA(they should), I hope that Dean tries to stick to the Armaverse(aka, ArmA 2 campaign/universe). I'd like to think that maybe the infection started right after Operation Harvest Red, and that the infection was developed by US scientists on Chernarussian soil in return for helping them with the civil war. When they had to withdraw from Chernarus, maybe some strains of it got into the wrong hands. It'd make a nice backstory. Also, they could make FOB Manhattan up at Klen mtn. a good place for military loot. And since they're expanding outwards, why not make a border between Russisa and Chernarus? There could be a lot of wrecks of people trying to get into(or out of) the country and it'd would be pretty cool to loot it. Maybe a Russian garrison and the border gate with some exclusive loot ;) Also, the road at Kamenka leads into Miroslavl(there is actually a poorly done custom map based off of it), maybe they could create a future map of that. When you reach the end of the road, you could fast travel over to that side of the map in another server(public hive only). Anyways, just a thought.

Twinkies and Orlok fruits

I had a odd feeling that this thread would turn into a vehicle for bad Evangelist jokes.

I want some sea bass. I'll hand them over to Diddums and he can give them lasers :)

I once brutally raped a group of friendly heroes who took me to their camp, offered me plenty of loot and a car. I was bored, all the more to see them suffer.

I tried WASP, I did not dig the lack of grass. There are, sadly, a lack of good ArmA 2 pvp servers. I don't dig domination or wasteland.

It's Christmas time, only once a year. Once year it's Christmas, and it's only once every year.

I once held a party bus filled with over 13 noobs captive. they all willingly disarmed themselves, and I drove it up to Zelenogorsk to meet my bandit friends. I don't know just what they did, but it didn't take long for all the death messages to appear. They could have at least asked for the satchel...

Fucks like these have never bothered to touch the only reason they're playing this mod....

CZ 550 and the AKM are the best. AKM for cities and airfields, CZ 550 for general traveling and sniping. Both have zeroing, incredibly common ammo, and pack a helluva punch.

Well, today me and a friend were dicking around NWAF. We get ready to leave out the Northern gate, and I notice some of the countless dead CDF soldiers. Being possibly the only DayZ fan that interested in fan fiction, I decided that we needed to pay our respects to the fictional deaths of these great fictional men, serving a great fictional country. So, I went to Youtube, got the Chernarussian anthem, and played it over direct for the whole 3 minutes while me and my friend saluted the dead soldiers. It may sound geeky and otherwise unusual, but I thought it was pretty cool. Hell, I can pay my respects to the dead, pixelized or not. Anyhoo, here is the anthem. not knowing how to embed youtube videos into posts(please tell me), just click on the link and bother to listen to it. Great tune, I believe done with pianos and what sounded like an organ around the 1:50 mark. very Slavic, traditional music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQrUFdjVw1A

Horse + Standalone crafting = Glue?

Yeah, the flood is a custom mission from the ACR expansion. Without that, you'd have to be a very craft scripter to pull it off. Sometimes I have to bring back the DayZ kiddies to earth. They get such grandiose dreams...

Now that Bohemia officially owns DayZ, it could probably take place in the armaverse. maybe we could have some super rare Razor team outfits :P I think ArmA 2 had a great campaign, far better than any first person shooter at the time. Plus, it was fun as hell. And I actually liked/cared for the characters. Voice acting...yeah. You know how it is. Enemy...to our right...100 meters...CLOSE!(and all those Czechs faking the American accent...they tried...they tried).

Defending their country of course!

The bets part is when we did the 21 gun salute with two guns...an AK and a CZ. We only fired off three shots. but it was still cool.

fact is, most of these dipshits playing on 1000 car, military weapon spawn clusterfucks have been ignorant. If you fucking want that, why not play ArmA? Why do these people always neglect ArmA?

I get about 60-25 FPS on average with pretty good looking settings. I put shadows on High, Post process at low, memory at default, and everything else is Normal. the game looks good and I get great FPS. I have a 7870 and a 8320, so my PC is pretty mid end. If I had a better CPU I'd get better, but I'm pretty pleased with my current settings. You don't see that much difference with settings normal through very high until you turn up post Process.

hey, as of now we have very few real skins in the game. How about we add s'more? First things first, these are skins that allow backpack models to show. Why is that important? Because all those fancy skins they add in those shitty ass mods(overwatch, breaking point, etc.) don't show the backpack model. So these do. Anyways, in PMC there are multiple variants of what most of you know as the hero skin. Most just have different colored plaid shirts, but that would still add a little variety. Make it random, or whatever. Also, how about some of the Chernarussian UN light soldier uniforms? The camo skin seems out of place for the setting because it's British, why not replace it with one of the Chernarussian UN skins that allow backpack models to show? They look way better, imo.

yeah, but the OA not ArmA 2 ones. the A2 ones can't support backpacks, the OA ones can(OA Chernarussians are under independent side)

Another shitty mod to play. I'd feel much better if he went back to vanilla, and maybe turn his settings up from low. I mean, come on man! You've got a motherfucking 690, you can handle at least high for once in your life. Turn the settings up and I'll turn adblock off, jeesh.

That was gay as hell. People like you ruin this game.

When I move to Utes, I place all my tents on treasure island. No one will bother to swim to utes, much less treasure island. Pretty soon, I will be ruler of Utes. So we hide all our tents on treasure island, and stay away from mainland. Because the mainland is full of savages(I'll be kind of pissed if Rocket decides to remove Utes and treasure island).