maninthewall

Hurry up and fix servers u scrubs

God damnit developers fix it quick!

Where is this from

Can anyone confirm that the experimental servers are down right now? ^NVM Thank you

Where are thy exp servers?

Impossible? lol I know exactly every single spawn after only 500 hours. So yeah, you can't say it's impossible

This thread is gonna be another one of these stories, but I just have to share this one because it literally just happened. So I'm in Berezino, and I just escaped two guys who didn't see me sprinting out the police station, and they were armed. I ran up to the apartments, and up on one of the roofs, to get an overview of where they might be located. I felt ready to shoot them. I see one guy running in the open field with a flare, and he's friendly, or that's what I thought. He was unarmed, and as I am too nice to unarmed players, I run down the apartments and up to him, I told him that there are two guys here who are armed and it's not good running around with a flare. He said he was on teamspeak, but I didn't really care about that for the min, and when we were in cover I hear 1 shot and bam I'm dead. He says in the mic "Haha you suck at dayz motherf***ker" So he obviously had some friends nearby. I respawn, angry at myself for trying to help people. And luckily, I'm back in Berezino. As I run through the school building I find a CR75 and a nice bunch of ammo I can chamber for it. As I run through the town I stop by one of the piano houses, and I spot one person standing still in there, I raise my CR75 and shoot him in the face. He has a nice mosin and some ruined clothing etc. Pretty good gear actually. I notice the mosin is glitched, can't aim down the sights and the ammo is not there. So I relog, and when I'm back in, I go back to the body to hide it, when I see his stupid friend there looting his body. I knock him out with my fists, and I hear him screaming "Sh** you motherf***ker im friendly". It's the same voice that the fresh spawn I helped had. I raise my mosin and put a bullet in his head. His friend, and him, both dead. Thanks for the loot. Karma b*tch.

Haven't you met them invisible axe murderers yet?

Man I totally should have haha

Yeah, one character to hack on and one to play normally on lol

Interesting story, but I can't help but think the purpose of this thread is telling us about how your cool squad killed some bandits. Obviously they're working on fixing the hackmags

Does anyone know the exact time of how long you stay in game after logging out? Yesterday, I lost internet connection in Chernaya, and when I logged on today I was fresh spawn. I've always thought it's like 30 seconds before you disappear, but the chances of me getting killed there in 30 seconds are so tiny.. So anyone know?

Honestly dude? What do you do for so long? Are you extremely cautious in popular areas or do you just constantly run around inland forever?

Sometimes you take vodka and put in my anos

+60 fps i7-3770k GTX 680 16gb ram High settings

Someone has never used an M4A1 in DayZ

I'll still survive as long in the north east as outside it, mate ;)

They must do the same as me, close every single door behind them. Well, I am only in the north east for the action

Okay did they seriously remove Mosin spawns? I've been in 12 towns with piano house and police stations on low pop, exp servers and been looking through every single piano and police station. Can't find it W. T F.. ???????

Worn is the same as pristine MP5K sucks honestly, I was at the ATC at NEAF trying to protect newbies from two russian idiots with hatchets, they had killed me twice, and this time I had a mosin. I was looking for them, and suddenly they appeared right in front of me, one of them shot me with MP5 as I traded a hit with him from my Mosin. I went unconcious and he was just bleeding (I was quite low on blood) Once I woke up, I shot the fool with the MP5 and the other guy who ran around like a headless chicken with another Mosin. But tbh they just forgot to double tap, so I can't say much about the MP5k except from this very little experience I've had with it

I passed the bambi graduation back in 2012 :)

Yeah, I know bro. #Don't get attached to your gear

Y'know walkie talkies have worked pretty much since launch

Makes no sense at all

I think it would be a cool in-game game, or a bandit tool to be able to play russian roulette with the revolver. Basically you would split the rounds so it's only 1 bullet, then have a specific selection to load the gun in a random slot in the revolver. Imagine capturing two hostile players, then forcing them to play russian roulette until one of them dies, and the other one goes free.