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Masterfocker

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  1. Masterfocker

    Dayz for Xbox One?

    The fuck are you talking about? Didn't go well for Mojang!? It made Minecraft soooo much more popular. It beat CoD for most people playing online. Minecraft. Beat. CoD. Didn't go well for Mojang...pffffft. Besides, community means nothing. Like I said before, it's all about money. All of you assholes have to stop being elitist. It shows how bad of a person you are. How sad of a human being you are.
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    Dayz for Xbox One?

    Who cares about mature players? It's all about the money, not players
  3. Masterfocker

    Dayz for Xbox One?

    So much wrong with this post. Kinect has to be connected, not used. It can be turned off. It doesn't always have to be online. Even if the 'online once every 24 hours' is true (Which we don't know, Microsoft people have said 20 different things, no one nows 100%), that's still not always online. Lower performance? I'm sorry, you must be a press mermber that's played both consoles already, right? No? Yeah, I thought so. SONY's also going to have DRM. They're just not going to require it. So when developers do have DRM (And we all know they will, hence EA and Ubisoft and other companies getting into passes that you need to have to go online, then dropping them once both consoles are revealed...), people blame them and not SONY. And Microsoft has already stated that they're supporting Indie developers. Oh, and updates cost $40,000 on both Xbox 360 and Ps3. But, way to have absolutely no idea what you're talking about :)
  4. Masterfocker

    Dayz for Xbox One?

    Lol, so much stupidity and fanboyism in this one post. Sad.
  5. Masterfocker

    Internet

    Well, what's your internet speed? What's your specs? We need info dude
  6. Masterfocker

    Bodies disappearing after killing them?

    It's a glitch, but it can also be resulted from a guy disconnecting right after death. Only way to tell is to look at the logs and see if the guy disconnected right away after death
  7. Masterfocker

    I got Battleye Global Banned for no reason

    Don't cheat next time
  8. Masterfocker

    Anyone need an Intro made?

    I'll take one. My Youtube channel is TheMasterfocker. I'm taking it slow with videos right now, but could use an intro for when I start up fast again. Thank you :)
  9. Masterfocker

    BMRF DayZ Servers - [Private Hive / Whitelist]

    I love BMRF. Always full, always exciting.
  10. Masterfocker

    Need Help with new rig

    I'd change to the i7-3770k. Lesser price, and still a beast processor. No need to spend the extra money on the 3820
  11. Masterfocker

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    ARe you going to fix loot not spawning when in a vehicle? You fixed zombies spawning, now how about that loot...
  12. Masterfocker

    How to use XBOX wired controller?

    Sometimes it's glitched. On M&K, you have to hit 'F' a couple times. Whatever 'F' maps onto your controller, you have to press a couple times
  13. They have more important things to do than worry about guns being 100% right.
  14. Masterfocker

    DayZ Mod 1.7.6.1 Hotfix

    How come you STILL fail to understand that the zombies were broken to no end in 1.7.5.1? You never seem to get that through your head.
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    The Notorious Can Incident

    People actually said that removed immersion for them? You can barely read the names. I don't think anyone complaining about ruining immersion even played the new update. FFS
  16. Masterfocker

    The Notorious Can Incident

    They deal with assholes every day. Just as important as updating the mod, I'd say
  17. Masterfocker

    The Notorious Can Incident

    He never unsulted you...You have the intelligence of a 5 year old. I just insulted you, MZLY didn't. Learn what an insult is.
  18. Masterfocker

    The Notorious Can Incident

    Apparantly, it somehow ruins immersion... <_<
  19. Masterfocker

    The Notorious Can Incident

    You forgot to quote all the parts where I'm legitimately making fun of 'immersion' people. Nice try though ;)
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    The Notorious Can Incident

    "Oh, boo-hoo, these names ruin the immersion for me! You'd never see these in real life! QQ boo-hoo!" Alright then, since cans, not everything else, is the biggest immersion component for you, how about adding: -Ligo brand squid. -Giant Bug Chili Pasta -Roasted Scorpions -Canned Russian Herring -Cheeseburger -Armadillo Meat. -Creamed Armadillo -Creamed Possum -Buzzard Gizzards -Jellied Eels And I'll just stop there. All of those things are canned, you can read the rest here: http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/unusual-canned-foods-from-around-the-world-45-pics/ All those things are real, so people with poles up their asses (Strict joke, for those who don't understand) can still have their 'immersion' knowing that those things exist. Have fun. I'm sure now that you'd rather have Herpy Dooves canned Muffins than a Jellied Eel. Oh well, you guys have fun with your immersion :rolleyes: And now to add insult to injury: Trees breaking my legs ruins the immersion for me. Remove trees. Zombies hitting me through walls ruins the immersion. Remove zombies. Firehouses and ATC Towers holding military loot ruins the immersion. Pleas remove the ability to spawn any guns there. Being able to fit car parts into my small backpack ruins the immersion for me. Remove that ability, and make it so I have to carry it using both my arms, and that I can only move very slowly. Being able to fix cars using only a toolbox ruins the immersion. Make it so I have to practice a lot, and find a manual and spend several days reading it before I can actually successfully repair a car. ^^^This is how you 'immersion' guys sound. I'm all for immersion, but you guys act like this game is fucking real life. Things will be a little different, get over it. You want immersion? Play Arma and not DayZ, since zombies won't ever happen. There's your immersion. /rant
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    1.7.6 Cans and Drinks

    I have a problem with some of these reasonings for hating the new food stuffs. Let's go over some: "It breaks the immersion" Oh really? Something to show appreciation to people who work hard, and do these things in their free time, kills immersion? Zombies hitting through walls doesn't kill immersion? Only finding Coke, Pepsi, Pasta, and Beans in a whole country doesn't kill immersion? Breaking your leg from just standing next to a tree doesn't kill immersion? Being able to masterfully use ANY gun you come across doesn't break immersion? Having to reload an AXE doesn't break immersion? If these cans are the worst of your troubles, there's something wrong with your priorities. And don't say, "Well, the devs could've been fixing other stuff instead of adding these new food items", because they didn't do it. Some community members did the design, wrote the code, and gave it to the devs to implement. "The mods don't deserve it, where's Dean's Beans?" The mods absolutely do deserve it. They have to put up with everyone's bullshit every day. They spend their free time doing this, all for free. Let them have something. And I've heard people say put Easter Eggs in, stuff like graffiti on billboards and stuff. Well, that would break the immersion for me, since it won't be written in Russian, and who would write graffiti during a zombie apocalypse anyway? Immersion breaker, I must demand it be removed! (sarcasm) :rolleyes: Yes, you guys get attacked, but you have to expect that. It's the internet. And on top of that, it's a forum. It's a couple of cans, it does absolutely not hinder you in any way. Why the huge shitstorm? Like, seriously, I'm baffled :|
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    DayZ Mod 1.7.6 Update

    Some people on here are being legitimately stupid. Like, seriously. So some names make the game less immersive? Are you serious? So having to reload an axe doesn't break your immersion? So finding nothing to drink but Coke, Pepsi, and the same canteen of water every single time doesn't break your immersion? So being able to find a .50 and shoot it like a pro as a civilian doesn't break your immersion? So having a zombie not even hit you, but break your leg doesn't break your immersion? So having a tree break your leg and kill you by standing near it doesn't break your immersion? FFS, people need to get a clue, or get out more, or get friends, or something. Jesus. Edit: 50th post. Shame it had to be wasted on such a stupid shitstorm :(
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    Please add Jumping into DayZ

    There's no reason to do it? So when I'm getting chased by zombies, I would stop completely, slowly go over a 1 foot fence, and then start sprinting after? Yeah, super realistic. And it's not a valid reason for jumping at all :rolleyes: And what makes you automatically think it'll be abused? Do you really think the devs would be so fucking stupid to do nothing to balance it out? Think.
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    Please add Jumping into DayZ

    So jumping doesn't have a place in a realistic game? ...What? :huh:
  25. Well, the best thing to do is to spawn everyone with Mountain Dew, cooked meat, an AS50, an M9SD, and a coyote backpack. Don't forget the NVG's and rangefinder. You gotta be sure to make it 24/7 daylight, and to have at least 400 vehicles and 50 heli's. Oh, and every airfield and town must have at least 2 barracks and a fire station. Sarcasm
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