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misterwit

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  1. misterwit

    My tips for safe trading

    99% of the time trading = invitation to PvP at an arranged location. Don't bother showing up unless you think you can win.
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    Roaming Zombies in SA

    Well I wasn't initializing a program, so "run" can only connote so many other things. I would assume if zombies are running at you, you don't stand still and pretend you're a turret... I'm arguing about the definition and use of the word "run"... I'm fucking bored :\
  3. No, they would not. There are no witnesses, no working security cameras, no cops, and no word-of-mouth. Post-apocalypse, brah. edit: and even if I would, it should be my CHOICE to put it on. It's not like I welded it to my face.
  4. Some people lose their temper easily. This post is made of what.
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    So rocket, a western city eh?

    Let's just make a Tokyo map and be done with it. Average life expectancy: .002 minutes.
  6. misterwit

    copter variants and weapons

    The future of Day Z's coast.
  7. HORP DORP, I DUN KILLED TWO PEOPLE, GONNA PUT ON THIS HERE BRIGHT TOWEL AROUND MY FACE SO PEOPLE KNOW HURR HURR. Bandit skins are stupid. No one in their right mind would spontaneously dress like a Muslim extremist because they shot someone.
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    copter variants and weapons

    Aren't you the guy heckling me about being a bandit in the other thread? You realize helicopters with guns on them are pretty much bambi-holocaust machines, right?
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    Roaming Zombies in SA

    Well you understand the word run, so the only other part of "run down" that you might have trouble with is what "down" means in the context of what I'm speaking about. It means they chase you until you die. Hope that helped. And god damnit do I love hejibits.
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    Why banditing?

    Because he ran out into the road, shouting at me, and then called me an asshole because I didn't stop to pick him up. So I stopped and showed him what happens when you don't understand the difference between being friendly and being your personal taxi service.
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    copter variants and weapons

    I would sooner see armored ground vehicles (not tanks). Helis should be largely civilian types, and then let the player take advantage of Rocket's plans for mad max style customization to mount their own choices in armaments and protection.
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    Why banditing?

    When a newspawn, who lost nothing more than a minute of their time to respawn, begins swearing profusely and verbally sobbing into sidechat, I'm more inclined to say it is the other party who are little kids.
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    Why banditing?

    Look at my first post, that should explain a lot more.
  14. misterwit

    What if we removed the crosshair?

    Should be fine as long as you make it easy to look at and pick up things without a crosshair to help you look at it.
  15. misterwit

    Roaming Zombies in SA

    Well they need to make SOME way to hide, you can't fight them all the time or you'll be run down in minutes.
  16. misterwit

    DayZ Devblog 25 Jan 2013

    Did the earth become flat when I wasn't looking?
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    Why banditing?

    You obviously don't understand the value in killing someone while they only have a dinnerbell (the second best gun in the game). Give them a few more minutes to live and they'll be shooting your tire out like a cunt with the DMR they found in the firestation.
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    Why banditing?

    Day Z IS a shooter... don't be daft, please. You don't run around with an M14 AIM to kill zed.
  19. misterwit

    Why banditing?

    Because bambies do things that make me want to shoot them, like: -Not getting the fuck off of sidechat. -Asking really dumb questions like "who shot me?" -Saying they're friendly and then taking all the loot. -Sitting in open fields wondering to themselves why people who have nothing but a backpack full of food and bullets want to use their food and bullets. A hatchet is all you need to fight zombies. If you're carrying anything else, you're obviously at least partly expecting a fight with a sentient being. Don't bullshit yourself, after you play bambi-taxi for three hours DayZ gets boring without any pvp.
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    Your Shoot On Sight Threshold?

    That's an easy one: If I see them before they see me, I shoot. If they see me before I see them and shoot at me, I shoot back. Really, the only time I'm friendly is when someone comes along and catches me with my pants around my ankles and doesn't give me a new hole to shit out of. Those are the only types you can really trust anyway. Problem is that they're usually really daft when it comes to fighting and they get themselves killed half the time before you can even get to liking them.
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    DayZ Devblog 25 Jan 2013

    I remember playing Woflenstein 3D when i was 3 with my dad (I sat on his lap and pressed the spacebar while he did all the work). Maybe it was the father-son bonding that kept me from growing into a sociopathic murderer, but I think the scare is just a matter of older people who are just scared of how the world is changing. You have to remember that 50 years back we just dreamed of dropping nukes on ruskies all day every day, which I'm pretty sure were considered to be less than real people by the average American in those times. All you have to do is watch Atomic Cafe, and you'll see that nuclear violence overseas was considered to be the work of God. Now they're growing wrinkles in an America that's got conflict right in the homeland and they can't hide from it in their bomb shelters.
  22. misterwit

    Zombie sounds :l

    Well if it's a matter of taste there's no honor in looking down on someone who gets a rise of out it now is there?
  23. misterwit

    Best place to start a hideout?

    Pick two cities you know well and feel comfortable looting, then pick a landmark you're good at finding that's between them but slightly off to a side. Put your tents down near some pine trees between those three things.
  24. misterwit

    Horse sound?

    The sound is supposed to be the sound of a bird flapping its wings in a hurry to get away.
  25. misterwit

    Reason behind your username?

    Because misterego is too honest and doesn't roll off the tongue.
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