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Horny goldfish (DayZ)

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  1. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Bandit Tactics

    Don't judge a book by its cover
  2. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Bandit Tactics

  3. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    The bar room massacre.

    I once saw a big clan in one building and satchel charged it got some good loot
  4. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Bandit Tactics

    Simple when you find someone rob them and after take their morphing and break their legs
  5. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Mi-17

    elektro
  6. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    the day a group ducked with me

    as i was a mercenary (hero since my last job was to help a group of survivors) i had a lot of money on my head to be killed by a number of clans. This thread is about a clan i had wiped out thought they would try to get me with m1911s they had just picked up. I had just been bribed by a lone wolf to help out some Bambi's in Elektro fire station because a bandit was after them waiting on the roof with a enfeild. I got a shot on the guy from the top of the church and pulled the trigger of my trusty m107 snapping his neck. I helped the stuck group who thanked me with some ammo for my gun they had found at the bottom of the station. the group decided to stay with me for a bit until they got some more loots to help them. We patrolled Elektro until the had at least a enfeild. After the group left i went up to the lone wolf for my prize which was some mountain dew (i had been collecting alot of it) as i got to the spot where he was i heard him yell over direct "its a trap run" just as a spray of m1911 bullets went everywhere. i turned around and said "i am terminator" as they started to flee i got each of them with an m107 round and blood went everywhere. i checked their loot and gave the lone wolf his stuff back as the group was whining over side chat saying i was a hacker yet they didn't realize m1911 bullets don't do anything to heroes. I returned to camp to refill on ammo and kept on going on my daily business
  7. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Female group member

    Me and one other person are looking four female players between 13 and 15 (our age) Pm me if interested
  8. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Anyone want to play taviana who is 13?

    Don't really play taviana but play other maps
  9. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Day Z Urban Legends

  10. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    the day a group ducked with me

    nooo its not fake
  11. sorry bout that my computer spazed when i did it
  12. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Better Boats

    It would be cool to find abandoned cruise liners full of loot in the middle of the ocean and be able to drive it
  13. I still can't find 4 or any others
  14. I still can't find 4 or any others
  15. I still can't find 4 or any others
  16. I still can't find 4 or any others
  17. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    What's the point in COMBAT ROLE?

    One reason Hardcore parkour
  18. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Being teleported.

    I found an m107 in the back of a supermarket once wasn't pretty
  19. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Bear Traps : Do they exist?

    I found one and put it in front of the barrack doors and see what happens
  20. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Looking For Australian Squad

    Hey I'm a Aussie lone wolf and will be glad to team up with you or a squad you find just pm me
  21. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Acceptable age to play?

    Once some 8 year old tried to hold me up so I put on my bane voice and said " this will be very painful for you" at which point he started swearing and I unloaded a clip of ak into him. Turns out he only had a mackerov He was whining over side chat for a while
  22. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    My Story Today

    Hi god Dan I play on this server as well and was wondering if you wanted to meet up message me if you do
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