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Horny goldfish (DayZ)

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  1. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Tell me your best kill...

    My best kill was when I had spawned at balota airstrip because a guy and his friend where on top of the hotel. Luckily I found a biplane and thought fuck it. I then proceeded to fly it into the hotel screaming Leroy Jenkins over side chat, both where killed and I luckily spawned at cherno and got pretty geared up. Still have the as50 from the guys
  2. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Need a server

    Balota buddies
  3. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Cap Galova Bandit Camping

    i say you find a plane and suicide the mountain
  4. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    squirrel suit

    i like your thinking
  5. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    My favourite running joke....

    His so called "leet" clan is probably his cod kid friends thinking they are pro at army and survival sims
  6. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Looking for a Home Server.

    balota buddies is a goodd server and depends on if you want to be whitelisted for the day/night cycle
  7. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Underground Subway?

    although the problem would be people hiding things down there
  8. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    New Player

    Simple when you find someone get them to drop their gun and lie down so you can search them after you're done out a stick of morphine in their bag and break their legs ohh and don't kill unarmed players
  9. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    How long DayZ will make Arma III?

    it wont probably
  10. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Looking for Partner age 13-16

    sounds interesting
  11. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    whats your humanity

    -69 k no joke
  12. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    The osprey adventures

    Today I was playing on a server and had died. I was looting balota when I came to the second hangar witch had the osprey in it. I excitedly jumped in and everything worked. By then my friend had come on so we announced that we would be doing trips in between the 3 airstrips. Most of the server was given a ride, even the admins loved it. By the third round we had a full plane with all types of survivors. This is when our plan came into affect, we decided to jump out and the plane crashed a couple of hundred meters away. There was a few survivors which I popped with my akm. Funniest moment of my dayz experience with everyone raging in side chat and us being fully geared up and being the most wanted on the server
  13. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    The osprey adventures

    Yep they are beasts to fly and trick people with
  14. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    The osprey adventures

    and auto hover because they move more than a heli
  15. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    The osprey adventures

    they are hard to land in flight mode
  16. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    The osprey adventures

    They are still hunting us worth it though
  17. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Diving, Underwater Bases/Caves and Water Vehicle's

    Not the underwater caves clans would take all the oxygen tanks and hide their camps there
  18. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Got any hero'ish stories to say?

    yep got some good guns out of it and him sayng i was a hacker caus he didnt see run up and place it
  19. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Fellow Highwaymen look here

    sounds interesting
  20. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    I want to form a band of Elite Mercenaries

    Got the team now
  21. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    I want to form a band of Elite Mercenaries

    Sounds interesting
  22. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Past DayZ-This is my story.

    Where's part 8
  23. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    what was your best bandit kill

    Satchel charged the cherno hotel riddled with bandits
  24. Horny goldfish (DayZ)

    Got any hero'ish stories to say?

    Satchel charged the cherno international hotel caus there was some Bambi killers on top with a heli and as50s
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