albinorhino

Unfortunately Sean forgot to hit record when he charged with his shotgun. So that point of view will never see the light of day :(

So, this happened. I'm now a lawnmower it seems. With my axe I shall cut the grass and kill the zed heads / survivors!

Actually feels good to be playing DayZ again. Not played it for over a month now. Not seen a single cheat since I came back. What's up with that?

This is why you never left click when choosing options from the scroll menu...

Server - DayZ Namalsk - Hell on wheels (200+ vehicles my backside) IP: 208.115.201.154:2362 Time: 9:10pm GMT Admins reason for ban: "Rent an RSY server!" (banning clans from off his server). So our clan was running round on this server, we had a Ural and were clearing out the old hospital of players while loading up the Ural with food and medical supplies. Next thing we know everyone with the RSY clan tag is kicked from the game. We log back in to protest these kicks when we all get slapped with a ban with the ban message "RENT AN RSY SERVER!". Admin must have been seriously intimidated and butt hurt to know that there were people who were willing to work together to survive. Probably wants his server to be played CoD death match style. And yes I am able to appeal against this ban on the DayZ forums. The Vilayer hive is still a public hive and is still connected to the DayZ intellectual property thus this sort of behaviour is still against the server hosting rules. This server needs a good old blacklist slapped on it.

This idiot took on three hatchet wielding fresh spawns with an FN FAL. Place your bets on who you think won.

We're like samurais except with hatchets ;)

Not all bandits are dicks. Some of them earned those turbans from firing back in self defence ;)

Server: The Party Bus IP: 216.244.86.82:2332 Ban reason: No reason given (admin ban). Time: 10:50pm GMT. Our ingame names: UnholyKyono and Unadventure Me and my friend Unadventure had moved up to the Seraja army base and had proceeded to loot the upper most barracks. We hear stanag shots coming from the lower barracks and head on over. A bush wookie comes running out so I nailed him and killed him. I go to loot the corpse while my friend went back to loot the top barracks. Next thing I know I hear stanag shots and my friend Unadventure is shouting on TS3 that he's dead. I run up the hill, find a bandit looking down at the corpse of the first guy I killed and kill him. Go to my friends corpse and find a guy looting him so I dropped him as well. In the space of two minutes I get myself two civilian kills and a bandit kill, a load of complaints from the people I killed and then instantly get slapped with an admin ban. Nice to know that butt hurt kids are allowed to run servers.

Awww bless. A couple of my youtube subs went on the server with the sole intention of hunting down the childish mods. They have now passworded the server. So sad...

Now, I can't do a decent running commentary. In fact I can barely do a BAD one but it's something I'm trying to work on. This is one of my BETTER attempts at said commentary.

I feel that the map is a tad on the small side though...

So yeah, me and my friend Kaldar (Unadventure) were in an underground barracks complex when I happened across this.

Still found it funny though.

Well yeah, gotta tell what's going on an' all! Kiddy admins banning people for DESTROYING their squad solo style while suffering from the effects of cold weather...

That would have been a hate crime ;)

Just letting the community at large know how childish the admins on this retarded server are. Grow up?

Upon further reflection I also remember that one of the admins threatened to ban me an hour before. He had come up to me when I had no weapons, I checked his bag while he was trying to aim at me, stole the FN FAL from his bag and killed him with it. Killing him again was the final straw it seems ;)

I only played it for a half hour but was really impressed with what I saw. As I said in the video I love the whole Soviet era vibe. And that haunted childs laughter makes it all the more creepier.

Scripter mass spawned everyone up north and dropped us all in the air. A few of us managed to escape and Alt F4 in time in hopes of keeping our gear and spawning on the ground. Our hopes were dashed...

And in case anyone is confused by the title, Felix Baumgartner is the man who jumped from a capsule at 128,000 feet today and broke three world records. Thing is he fell, I flew ;)

And before anyone asks, the reason we didn't drop down and die instantly is because Panthera has this bug where you always spawn swimming in the ground. So we spawned swimming in the air.

Was kind of hard to tell what with all the mass deforestation ;)

No description needed really. Video shows how derpy "Squad Derp" really is ;)

Notice the critical fail as I was trying to talk to him in vehicle chat? Yeah, I was calling myself a prick....you prick ;)