albinorhino

I peed myself laughing when the third guy was handcuffed.

I forced a captive to eat lots of rotten food the other day. Let's just say he expired faster than the fruit he ate... FOR SCIENCE!

So I figured out how to knock people unconscious with my fists, then I used that knowledge to gear up really damn fast.

So I had someone do this to me while I was bandaging. Came out of nowhere and knocked me out and stole my gun. Heard him trying to immitate my accent "Fackin magged mate!", I shouted "You fackin, mag-" back at him and he stopped. "Is that UnhokyKyono?" I heard him say as I ran up to him, he started saying something else but I punched him out and stole my weapon back! :D

I want to fresh spawn mug this guy pretty badly. But then I'd probably be accused of being a cheater when I steal his weapon.

I can. It's just that track has been used so many times on videos like this that I automatically dislike any video with it ad a track now. Also nice South Park reference ;)

Same as episode 1 except I had to try and earn this guys trust in order to get his gun. Soon as he relaxed I went in for the knock out!

*Shrugs* Isn't that how Londoners greet each other?

Never knew about the top of the fire stations. Only ever went up there in the mod to snipe at bandits. Cheers bud.

Started watching, heard the music. Instantly stopped watching. Yeah...

Each Bambi now comes equipped with fists of fury ;)

If the guy was idiotic enough to not shoot me after me pestering him for so long then he deserved it.

Dude was following me and had already taken several shots at me.

Cheers, was kind of a fluke actually when I managed to knock a zombie out in one hit...

Keeping my longer videos away from the forums where I talk about the game, how it's changed, what it's lacking and what is currently being worked on. Instead I'll be highlighting short segments that I found to be amusing and putting them on here. Short and sweet. Will also be including a disclaimer at the start of every video. This is the internet afterall people. Part 1 - The rabbit who just doesn't give a crap. http://youtu.be/b7Bwcf8avyw

Was going to do a video showing how easy it is to punch someone unconscious then loot their flacid body for weapons in order to use their weapons against them, but the guy I wanted to do it on ran away like a little bitch. So I chased him, and pretty soon others joined in the chase....

There is a big massive "THIS IS AN EARLY ACCES GAME AND THUS IS AN UNFINISHED PRODUCT!" warning when you load up the game where you need to click "I UNDERSTAND!" in order to get on. By clicking that did you think you were going to be logging in to a polished, 100% finished game? It's going to take another year max to get the game to the state they want it in.

So I've not played DayZ in over six months. I used to play religiously just for that feeling of "It's me against the world!". I played for 10 minutes today after spawning fresh outside of Elektro and the first house I hit had a Ghuillie suit and a Lee Enfield (Enfield was always my favourite weapon). But I've noticed a few new items since I last played. Looted the general store and found toilet paper (an earlier idea of mine). Does it have any use in game yet? What are the razers for? Also are the script kiddies still running rampant? Is it a good time to start playing DayZ again? Regards, UnholyKyono.

Nice man. Nice clear audio, lots of action and a generally well made video. Subbed ;)

No put on accent this time. Just regular old me talking in my regular old echoing room.

Right before you watch this I just want to point out that this video shames me. I was enjoying the whole playing as a "pip pip" English gentleman, and was equally enjoying the video while it was rendering. But once I had it rendered and was up on the internet for all to see all this anxiety came through. It's a very quickly edited video, the audio quality from my mic is poor as my room echos a lot and upon further examination I find that my accent keeps constantly changing throughout the video. At one point even taking on a SLIGHT Irish twinge to it. I'm ashamed of this video, but I'm going to link it anyway so that I can get some criticism on it. Also there is an apology in the credits.

Oh right. Sadly I didn't know that. Playing as a bandit 24/7 has bored me to tears. Pretty fun grabbing some basic gear and casually approaching people saying that you're friendly. So many people have lowered their weapons and responded in kind. Kind of a new lease of life on the game for me :)

An Englishman living in Northern Ireland. Kind of lost my English accent so the whole "pip pip" thing is kind of hard for me to do these days. Tried and failed.

Oh yes and I could not stay in character. At one point shouting "English explorer" then all of a sudden shouting "British soldier". I really need to get this excitement issue I have under control.

So on our way up north with only a Winchester, a Lee Enfield and a double barrel shotgun to our names we hear a chopper circling over Staroye. Curious as to why it was circling we head on over to investigate. Tridinio's point of view.