albinorhino

Poor Killjoy or Killroy, torn to pieces by zombies for not knowing Seinfield (though I can safely say I have never watched it even though it was on the TV over here in the UK all the time).

As far as I'm aware, this is a mod in alpha testing. Not a game.

Player A kills Player B. Player B gets pissed off, respawns and kills Player C. Player C gets pissed off, respawns and kills Player D. Player D..... Its a cycle that unfortunately will never end.

I spawn fresh on a beach. I enter a town and am immediatly killed by a sniper in a ghuillie suit sitting a mile away on a hill. He suffers no penalty for killing an unarmed and defenceless new survivor who only has a bandage and a pack of painkillers on him. I spawn fresh again and am killed by a gang of PKers roaming the beach looking for fresh spawns to kill. They suffer no penalty yet completely destroy any reason to continue playing. A few days go buy and I spawn again. I enter a small town and am confronted by a player with Russian accrylic in his name, He starts screaming at me over voip then immediatly kills me. He suffers no penalty yet once again my desire to continue playing has been badly damaged. This game is just a glorified deathmatch and until some form of penalty is introduced to stop pricks from going out of their way to ruin the game for others will continue to be nothing BUT a glorified deathmatch.

Asshole You ask for help and this is the answer you give when they give you a legit answer? The new generation of gamers make me /facepalm so much.

Don't be daft. Its 2pm in the morning.

Awww, wanted to respawn and go create a youtube axe killing spree montage :(

Well JIMZH if you had nothing constructive or positive to add then why did you bother posting? Locked / password protected servers are against the rules and will result in the server being taken down. So kudos to the OP for bringing this up.

So by linking that video your basically advertising a hack website. I see what your at and you fail.

Bunnies are like AT mines. One flipped my Skoda the other day :(

So, the guy dead on the floor dropped in one shot from my shotgun so its not server lag (he came in firing at me so I shot back in self defence) then this mad bitch came in swinging an axe at me. Needless to say I could NOT kill her despite hitting her several times when she followed me to the stairs and several more before I hit the record button. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ks2BsZR2c&feature=youtu.be

Oh well. Chalked up another "bandit kill" and looted an AKM off the guy at the door. Lets hope things like this are fixed in future patches as, afterall, its still an alpha :)

But then it was only this person lagging. The guy who came in went down in one shot. I shot a zombie out in the hallway between the "running away like a little girl" and the "coming back to kill the bitch" moments and it went down in one shot. My brother was killed in one shot yet this bitch was able to take dozens of shots and live. Wasted so much ammo and the only decent loot she had was an M26 frag grenade :(

Oh god that made me laugh so much! :D

Just another idiot trying to get viewers.

We can haz boats? I'm off to the coast to steal one!

I fell for a bandit trap the other day. Was in the apartment blocks in the north of cherno looking for a backpack when some kid came running in with no gear being chased by six zombies. "Dude! You gotta help me! They're gonna eat me!!", he was nearly in tears on his mic so I cleared out the zombies and the ones that aggro'd. All the while I could hear this kid running round the apartment block shouting "Thanks dude! I really owe you! I've got something here to give you!". Next thing I knew he came running round the corner with a crossbow from the other room and shot me in the head before I could get a bead on him. Little wanker...

You'd think that' date=' but tanks arent actually that useful, the payload of most tanks usually consists of Armour Piercing shells for taking out other tanks, and High Explosive shells for squishy targets, the problem with the high explosive shells is that they more often than not wouldnt hit the brain of the zombies, you could fire into a group of 20 and maybe only kill 2 or 3 zombies. You would run out of fuel eventually and if you were surrounded by zombies you couldnt exactly pop out and fill up, also running through crowds of zombies would most likely clog up your treads. [/quote'] Just like the section on Yonkers from World War Z where the US military threw EVERYTHING it had at a few hundred thousand zeds. HE tank shells. Mortars. Jet bombing runs, you name it they used it (except for nukes of course). And what happened? The zeds just kept coming because all of this tech was designed to cause widespread destruction, not go for the brain. So zombies were coming out of these bombing runs with arms and legs blown off, dragging their crippled bodies across the floor. Damn good book if you ask me :)

My song for when I'm out PKing.

i have killed you once.. you had a soldier skin and a m4a1 holo how does it work out for you bro? Proof? Or are you just another one of these crappy little forum trolls out to defend his cheating friend?

Was playing a server for a while yesterday and being a general bandit in Cherno. People kept coming back to Cherno to try and kill me and my brother. We were there for three hours letting people loot houses etc and then it started getting dark, and everyone left the server. Out of 40 people who were playing on the server, by the time it went dark there was only me, my brother and three other people left...

Chances are that if you knock them out they wil just ALT+F4. Happened to me last night. Came across some guy at the SW airfield who had an M4, alice pack and nother nice things. I got the drop on him and put five or six pullets from a G17 into him and he dropped to the ground unconcious. Then his body dissapeared as he hit ALT+F4.

Saw a guy driving by on a quad bike just now by the south west airfield so I lay in wait. As he slowed down to bypass the military convoy wreck I fired several short bursts from my AK74 I had looted into his head, neck and chest. Blood starts leaking out of him and he stops his quad and gets off. I fire more shots into him and he unslings his weapon. By now I've put 30 rounds into him and every single shot has hit. He fires off one shot and kills me. Server: UK9 Time: 8:35pm UK time. My name: Unholy_kyono

I remember literally cowering in fear the very first time I logged in without ever having played Arma II or Arma. It was pitch black and all I had was my Makarov (I didn't know how to throw flares at this point). I remember running like a mad man through the dark when I heard shuffling and moaning. I panicked and turned to face the sound only to hear a zed scream and start running for me. I back pedal, I fire, the area around me is lit up from the flash and the zombies face is lit up in all its hideous glory two feet in front of me and charging down on me. Eyes glazed over, mouth open wide with blood caked on its chin. Lines of agony etched deeply into its face reminding me that this was once a person who died in agony when his friends and family probably turned on him to eat him. A simple islanders life finished with the gnashing of teeth and tearing of flesh, and then that flicker of light ended and I was plunged back into darkness again with my undead foe still chasing me. A second shot rings out, briefly lighting the area around me again and a second zombie has come into view. Needless to say I died shortly after for emptying all my mags at these two, spraying wildly and missing most shots. I sat back once I had died and thought to myself "wow...".