Canadian Bacon (DayZ)

Ok so maybe I missed it somewhere but......... What is a white listed server and how does a player become white listed??

Sorry eh!, was just making an observation

Hmm seems funny, we had a guy with the name shadow using some sort of teleporter hack to kill people on the server I was on, on the weekend. Same person as Mr. Shadow maybe???

Ok so my buddy and I are at a plane crash site, we bail out of the car we were driving to loot, and of course zombies start spawning like crazy. So being the helpful guy I am I jump in the car and try to run zombies over trying to give my partner more time to loot, and I will dammed if I don't hit a zomie sending it flying through the air, right into my partner this not only kills the zombie but my partner as well. You talk about some funny shit....

Been lovin the game, ran into a few people but they tend to mostly kill me on sight, they must need my axe more than I do LOL. It's easy enough to find better equipment in the game for sure but I usually hide the stuff in a tent I have set up in the woods. However, last night I was killed repeatedly by some clown sitting on top of a hill overlooking Cherno, now this dude was hitting me everytime, so my question is this. What is the best way to avouid getting sniped and where are the most common places to avoid to stay out of a snipers sight. Thanks

Ok thanks for the tips it's much appreciated. However I do have 2 more noob questions, First off I keep hearing people talk in game, how do I answer?? And secondly I see people typing messages in game and really have no idea how to do that either. Thanks for all the help, one of these days I can pass beyond the noob stage :)