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Everything posted by God Dan
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(PLEASE REVOTE!) Petition to get rocket to change his profile pic to one on the "Just saw Rocket thread".
God Dan replied to colekern's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I like the one where he is on the little law mower thing, with panthera in the background and it says "rocket ship" on it. I'm on my phone right now so ill find the link later -
Worst Survival Experience Ever
God Dan replied to -+BoSS+-Eran Mintor's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
At the end I think you mean misery, use the edit function for that. -
I prefer the SA-58 just because it sounds cooler
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How Hypocritical Heroes are Worse than Bandits
God Dan replied to =CHRTB=Zilch's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think that your Jimmys are quite rustled, and you made this post out of rage. Although I do agree with the hero bullshit. I cannot understand how they cant look past my turban thingy. One time I was knocked out by zombies and a hero walks up to my screaming body, and guess what he does? That's right, he finishes me off. My Jimmys are rustled aswell and for a good reason! -
I just lol at the challenge in armory where you kill cows with an AS50
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5 kill streak, yay you have a uav and a predator missile to kill people with!
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Best, and most recent kills: I was in electro with a hatchet and I go into the market. I see a ghillie guy and his bud run in. They don't seem to notice me in the night so I kill them both. Before I can loot them another guy runs in and I hatchet him aswell. All of the bodies disappear before I can loot them, but another guy runs in as I am morphining and he shoots me.
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How about you buy a computer for half the price, and twice the performance if you want to game on it. Think about what you want to use your computer for before buying it
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I agree, hostages are quite fun
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You sunk my battleship!
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Armor/Planes/Mortars/HMG for standalone
God Dan replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
YES ADD MORTARS SO YOU CAN BOMB CHERNO FROM A KILOMETER AWAY YAYAYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! -
Yay another survivor turned into Otis!
God Dan replied to The Shane Walsh of DayZ's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Just curious, do you play on the CA servers, I know some fellows named rick grimes and Shane Walsh who are bandits. -
Bandit Hunting, are Bandits the good guys?
God Dan replied to CF Mallard's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The only justifiable KOS in my opinion is if you are with a squad and come across another squad. Or you are by yourself and come across a squad. -
Yes bring in more Slavic guns, This is Russia for fuck's sake!
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I want to build a hobbit hole for myself, Out of dirt
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Amazing read, definetly get it. I figured if I went on a zombie apocalypse game I would eventually find someone else who read it, or can even take the time to read books at all! :)
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The server that I play on detects when your combat timer is one (Gun symbol above thermometer) and when you log back in after combat logging you automatically die.
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There are many reasons for a heli to crash. No one said the pilots have to be infected, lemme give some examples: Ex. 1: maybe they ran out of fuel Ex. 2: Maybe they took a zombie on the chopper, not knowing the nature of the disease. Ex. 3: Maybe several countries were blaming eachother for this infection and a WWIII broke out. That would explain various nationalities' crashes.
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There is a function to edit your post and fix typos like that. I also believe that this has been confirmed for the standalone, correct me if I'm wrong everyone
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I thought this thread was about the green beans on your head showing in your first person screen.
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More cars. (This is not a "ADD A LIMO" thread.)
God Dan replied to CreepySalad's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I need my 32' rims. DON'T DENY ME THEM HOW DARE YOU?! -
Drink while sitting down, drink while running cross-map, drink while blowing up hospital. I assume that you're Russian for fuck's sake!
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Please don't put defecating in the standalone
God Dan replied to Grumpy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
It's worth it to see someone go back to thier body and see a shit on it. There needs to be some way to troll -
Please don't put defecating in the standalone
God Dan replied to Grumpy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I want to drop a fat shit on your body