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God Dan

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  1. I like the one where he is on the little law mower thing, with panthera in the background and it says "rocket ship" on it. I'm on my phone right now so ill find the link later
  2. God Dan

    Worst Survival Experience Ever

    At the end I think you mean misery, use the edit function for that.
  3. God Dan

    AKM in a nutshell

    I prefer the SA-58 just because it sounds cooler
  4. I think that your Jimmys are quite rustled, and you made this post out of rage. Although I do agree with the hero bullshit. I cannot understand how they cant look past my turban thingy. One time I was knocked out by zombies and a hero walks up to my screaming body, and guess what he does? That's right, he finishes me off. My Jimmys are rustled aswell and for a good reason!
  5. I just lol at the challenge in armory where you kill cows with an AS50
  6. God Dan

    The Zombie Bandit.

    5 kill streak, yay you have a uav and a predator missile to kill people with!
  7. God Dan

    Tell me your best kill...

    Best, and most recent kills: I was in electro with a hatchet and I go into the market. I see a ghillie guy and his bud run in. They don't seem to notice me in the night so I kill them both. Before I can loot them another guy runs in and I hatchet him aswell. All of the bodies disappear before I can loot them, but another guy runs in as I am morphining and he shoots me.
  8. God Dan

    Should it be released for Mac?

    How about you buy a computer for half the price, and twice the performance if you want to game on it. Think about what you want to use your computer for before buying it
  9. God Dan

    Knocking people out.

    I agree, hostages are quite fun
  10. God Dan

    battleship

    You sunk my battleship!
  11. YES ADD MORTARS SO YOU CAN BOMB CHERNO FROM A KILOMETER AWAY YAYAYYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
  12. God Dan

    Yay another survivor turned into Otis!

    Just curious, do you play on the CA servers, I know some fellows named rick grimes and Shane Walsh who are bandits.
  13. The only justifiable KOS in my opinion is if you are with a squad and come across another squad. Or you are by yourself and come across a squad.
  14. God Dan

    More Russian Guns

    Yes bring in more Slavic guns, This is Russia for fuck's sake!
  15. God Dan

    Dirt.

    I want to build a hobbit hole for myself, Out of dirt
  16. Amazing read, definetly get it. I figured if I went on a zombie apocalypse game I would eventually find someone else who read it, or can even take the time to read books at all! :)
  17. God Dan

    Disconnect/ Combat Log Penalty

    The server that I play on detects when your combat timer is one (Gun symbol above thermometer) and when you log back in after combat logging you automatically die.
  18. God Dan

    Vodka

    This is Russia for fuck's sake!
  19. God Dan

    Country-Specific Chopper Crashes

    There are many reasons for a heli to crash. No one said the pilots have to be infected, lemme give some examples: Ex. 1: maybe they ran out of fuel Ex. 2: Maybe they took a zombie on the chopper, not knowing the nature of the disease. Ex. 3: Maybe several countries were blaming eachother for this infection and a WWIII broke out. That would explain various nationalities' crashes.
  20. God Dan

    Weapon customization

    There is a function to edit your post and fix typos like that. I also believe that this has been confirmed for the standalone, correct me if I'm wrong everyone
  21. God Dan

    Reduced visibility with Ghillie

    I thought this thread was about the green beans on your head showing in your first person screen.
  22. I need my 32' rims. DON'T DENY ME THEM HOW DARE YOU?!
  23. God Dan

    Vodka

    Drink while sitting down, drink while running cross-map, drink while blowing up hospital. I assume that you're Russian for fuck's sake!
  24. God Dan

    Please don't put defecating in the standalone

    It's worth it to see someone go back to thier body and see a shit on it. There needs to be some way to troll
  25. God Dan

    Please don't put defecating in the standalone

    I want to drop a fat shit on your body
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