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The Hokey Pokey? OT: Its pretty vicious out there. I'm going to conform and tell you the same thing, find a group and a quality server. Maybe then the apocolypse won't be so daunting.

You sir have my beans. Great work.

I'm a hero because I help people often. I will help anyone who asks, I won't judge you based on the skin you wear. If you kill me then that sucks but I tried to help at least. I think bandits don't take me seriously as a threat since I always have an AKM and never carry any higher grade loot, so they rarely shoot me these days.

I drank a dew once on Taviana...when I came back online all our cars were gone and our tents looted. Damn you Dew!

Do you even have to ask?

Somehow it seems like there would be more fun to be had running around with a hatchet and red chemlights in a hotel at night.

I'm sure we can find you a girl who'd love to associate with a man of such fine taste and his entire group of friends. I caution you though, I once heard a rumor that all women on the internet were 40 year old gentlemen.

When the sound of a helicopter sends you running into the treeline.

Good for you man, that's awesome. Don't sue them.

I'd help him. I wouldn't feel like I earned my hero skin if I left him or killed him. I will ask him for every single smoke grenade in his pack to make this work though...I love smoke grenades.

I have the hero skin, I help people if they ask for it bandit or survivor. I don't KoS so I dispute your title but I have seen heroes murder survivors for no reason so I understand your point. All I can say is if I die then I die but I tried to help.

Having not yet played with the new patch I have two questions. 1. Can I still outrun the infected and 2. Can I therefore become a Pied Piper of Infected leading whole towns worth of infected along the lonely roads of Chenarus?

Fresh spawn on Lingor and moved into a town, I tried to be sneaky since I hadn't found a weapon but I managed to aggro half the town anyway. I fled into a building thinking I could run out the other side and hide but I was new to Lingor so I couldn't find the exit. As the infected stumbled through the door I fled up a flight of stairs, as I parked in a corner trying to hide I became aware of the sound of flies. I looked left and there 5 feet away is a dead player. He had a M1014 and plenty of ammo + a 1911 with 4 mags. Mad shotgun dash to freedom for me. (I still wonder how the player died)

Fresh from last night, My team of 4 heads via PBX to Debug Island on Lingor since we can't find any choppers. On arrival we find a walled compound with all the choppers in it. After discovering that I can enter the compound by looking up at the blades and hopping in I'm stuck inside. The admin is on and informs us he'll be over to destroy the compound in a bit so we should steal what we want and GTFO. After looting some NVGs and other gear I ask how to escape my prison. The admin informs me that if I log and come back I'll spawn in a default location outside the compound. So I agree and my team protests arguing that they can shoot me and then drag me through the walls. I reply in sidechat that I think this is a bad idea as a bullet hits my crotch and kills me. I don't think I ever yelled "fuck" quite that loud before. They did loot my guns and pick me up in the chopper though so I got them back.

Logged out in the tree line on the west side of the Northern Airfield (Taviana) the night before, logged in and during the set up screen all I hear is Heli sounds, loads in and I'm looking at a group of tents (which weren't there when I logged off the night before) and dudes mounting up in a Huey. As I'm thinking about revealing myself they yell on direct that they see a UAZ and they open fire on it. I tried to crawl away but was spotted, killed my attacker with my RPK but my leg was broken...that was long crawl wide north to Ekaterinburg with murderous airborne bandits. A long day on Taviana indeed...

I dispute that point, I haven't killed a player but I carry an RPK as my chosen zombie killer. Just because I carry a gun doesn't mean I attack players.

I can already see some starving survivor torn between eating his dog or dying of starvation...tragic really.

My best moment was this past weekend, I was on the outskirts of Cherno on the northern side on the Factory and was moving east. I watched a bicycle with a trail of zombies come into Cherno from the east and head directly to the apartments across from the hosp(which I had just looted). On side chat the cyclist called out the large number of zombies and his need for medical attention so I crawled my way back over and called him to the roof of the hospital. I showed him the box full of medical supplies, gave him a trasfusion and then did a Batman. Right after healing him I climbed off the roof and booked it into the woods while he asked where I'd gone. I had never played medic before. Feels good man.

I don't have any artistic ability but I thought it'd be funny if the SA had a brand of cola with a 1950's era rocket ship going around the can with the brand name "Rocket Cola". I thought it seemed plausible and would serve as a nod to the creator.

Couldn't we stay in Russia and accomplish the urban enviroment? Why not Moscow or Saint Petersburg? I agree with previous posters in regards to escaping America. I'm tired of blowing up New York or the Middle East, I'll keep Chernarus.

On an early life I spawned on the beach and lacking wisdom of more experienced players I wandered into Cherno. After having my nipples torn off by more zombies then I’d ever seen I spotted a Ghille suited survivor picking his way north. I ghosted his every move, turn and action for 20 minutes to escape the city then watched him head off into the woods. I don’t think he knew that he saved some bambi. On this day, stalking saved my life. EDIT: IDK what the hell happened to my text, sorry

Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, the Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas soundtracks and Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Can I have a transfusion? You guys, guys seriously guys. Friendly guys, seriously friendly.

2nd life ever, spawned at the beach and crawled my way to what I later learned was the power plant. Inside I found some food and a Lee Enfield, being a nooby noob I walk outside and hand the first zed his death. This of course attracted every zed in the area and soon I'm sprinting up the hill with blurred vision and a geyser of blood erupting from my back. As I near the woods a voice orders me to halt, I stop and he emerges from the trees behind and to the left. 5 seconds later my parade of zeds kills us both, at least I took someone with me. Damn dinnerbell.

I found a batch of tents in the 3 story construction just outside Cherno hidden back behind some cardboard boxes, I'd have never gone back there if I wasn't trying to ditch zeds. Pretty sneaky. I used some little town in the north like the others said, no one ever hits the town so my stuff has been safe.